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Guest -MOE LESTER-

I HEARD THE WORST FUCKING SONG EVER TODAY

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so today my college is having a barbeque in the quad, and they usually play music too. it wasnt on the radio so i couldnt turn it off. i had to sit there and wait for my cheeseburger while this utter garbage blasted from the speakers. it was the worst thing i have ever heard. i would have rather heard chalk sqeaking or my grandma orgasming.

 

the song is a hiphop like dance song, and its got some bitch singing "My lumps, my lumps, my sexy lady lumps" over and over and fucking over on an annoying ass beat.

 

 

first of all.....WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU EVER CALL A WOMANS BREASTS LUMPS?!?!?!?!?!? WHAT THE FUCK....THAT IS NOT ATTRACTIVE OR APPEALING. WHEN I THINK OF LUMPS I THINK CANCER, OATMEAL, you know...NOT TITTIES

 

 

i want to meet the bitch who made this song so i can sever her vocal cord with piano wire, then burn her alive. what the fuck is wrong with music these days. god dammit!!!!! i want to fucking kill somebody today

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that would be the amazing musical stylings of the black eyed peas

 

i thought she was referring to her asscheeks

 

maybe they are all lumpy with cellulite and fat and cysts

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black eyed peas are garbage. It pains me to think that those herbs are making big sums for droping such trash

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Actually everyone is wrong. The word lumps generally refers to the

alteration of an object that occurs when ontop of something.

 

In said song she is refering to what we in chicago call her knuckle, or

camel toe. and yes the black eyed peas are the suckiest sucks that

ever sucked.

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these guys are fucking retarded. how does this shit sell?

 

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump,

My hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump, my hump.

My lovely lady lumps x3

In the back and in the front.

My lovin’ got u,

She’s got me spendin’.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me and spending time on me.

She’s got me spendin’.

(Oh) Spendin’ all your money on me, on me, on me.

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Hey, count chocula, you should get that checked out, man. You may have gotten burnt.

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Originally posted by beardofzeus@Sep 8 2005, 01:29 AM

BO BO

This shit has got to be a conpiracy to dumb down the public. I'm still hooked on music from the 90's.

 

HA,HA, Thats how I feel about 99% of the media/movies in our society , comfortably numb.....

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Originally posted by beardofzeus@Sep 7 2005, 06:29 PM

BO BO

This shit has got to be a conpiracy to dumb down the public. I'm still hooked on music from the 90's.

Shit, I listen to 8-tracks.

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Originally posted by -MOE LESTER-@Sep 7 2005, 01:44 PM

my grandma orgasming.

 

She's pretty quiet, she kind of moans softly and claws my hair a bit.

 

so today my college is having a barbeque in the quad, and they usually play music too

 

They did this to teach you an important lesson.

 

"There's no such thing as a free lunch."

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Black Eyed Peas are awful. That chick is NOT attractive. That song is terrible.

 

I do however stand by R. Kellys "trapped in the closet" being far far worse....It's really on a whole other level of bad....Like it's in its own dimension....Of crap.

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Originally posted by Krakatau@Sep 7 2005, 03:58 PM

Black eyed peas started out horrible and have been getting worse their entire existence.

 

 

TRUE STORY

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