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Animel198 (10:54:28 PM): joe

MrSlavesTightAss (10:54:39 PM): Not Joe.

MrSlavesTightAss (10:54:55 PM): Tom?

MrSlavesTightAss (10:55:07 PM): Johnny? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH JOHNNY?

Animel198 (10:55:38 PM): murdered the MF

Animel198 (10:55:48 PM): whats going on

MrSlavesTightAss (10:55:51 PM): OH GOD TEH HORROR

Animel198 (10:56:21 PM): so whats going on tonight

Animel198 (10:56:24 PM): mr ip genius

MrSlavesTightAss (10:56:26 PM): IS THIS BRIAN?

Animel198 (10:56:39 PM): no now quit yelling

Animel198 (10:56:43 PM): its ginger bread man

MrSlavesTightAss (10:57:04 PM): hello

Animel198 (10:57:23 PM): hi

Animel198 (10:58:37 PM): or not

MrSlavesTightAss (10:58:38 PM): Tonight I am eating sandwiches and learning C# and maybe messing around with 3D Studio Max. I am also heavily farting due to excess of beans.

Animel198 (10:58:52 PM): hahahaah

Animel198 (10:58:57 PM): who are you on 12oz

Animel198 (10:59:04 PM): studio 3d max is the shit

MrSlavesTightAss (11:00:29 PM): I'm Biggus Dickus on there. I'm getting a sandwich now and will return in T-minus 5 minutes

MrSlavesTightAss (11:00:44 PM): T being a time 10 minutes from now

Animel198 (11:02:41 PM): hahhaa what a strange fellow

MrSlavesTightAss (11:04:29 PM): hey

MrSlavesTightAss (11:04:32 PM): none of that namecalling

MrSlavesTightAss (11:04:36 PM): i'm not a fellow

Animel198 (11:05:54 PM): hhahaah

Animel198 (11:06:03 PM): so if i may ...what do you write youn mengo

MrSlavesTightAss (11:06:49 PM): i don't

MrSlavesTightAss (11:06:59 PM): my graffiti lies in insulting people

Animel198 (11:09:56 PM): dont lie

MrSlavesTightAss (11:11:31 PM): I don't lie, lies make the tool of the devil cry white tears

MrSlavesTightAss (11:11:37 PM): A/S/L ?

Animel198 (11:12:09 PM): chicago 23 m

MrSlavesTightAss (11:12:20 PM): WANNA CYBER OMG?

Animel198 (11:12:30 PM): yea

Animel198 (11:12:38 PM): maybe not

Animel198 (11:12:55 PM): if this were 94 and u were a cute woman maybe

Animel198 (11:12:56 PM): ha

MrSlavesTightAss (11:13:31 PM): We start the night off going to the party http://n00099.myspace.com/00099/57/63/99173675_l.jpg

MrSlavesTightAss (11:14:06 PM): I'll be the fat kind of bald bearded guy and you can be the fat not bald bearded guy next to me

Animel198 (11:14:37 PM): hahah where u get that

MrSlavesTightAss (11:15:06 PM): I took it last weekend. I'm the kind of fat, kind of bearded almost bald guy

MrSlavesTightAss (11:16:32 PM): I just wanted to be the fat kind of bald bearded guy for awhile, he has more hair than me

MrSlavesTightAss (11:16:41 PM): Am I turning you on?

Animel198 (11:17:03 PM): no

Animel198 (11:17:06 PM): later dude

MrSlavesTightAss (11:17:16 PM): *cries*

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thumbs up to chatrooms with myself, yuck, rage, gliks, tyler durden and lots of random teenage girls...or just any aim conversation from tyler durden. I'm sure some of you folks remember those days.

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I remember those old ones. I couldn't find any of the threads. The ROMANIAN DANCE PARTY O-ZONE thread was golden too.

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MrSlavesTightAss (10:51:54 PM): ss.gif

MrSlavesTightAss (10:51:59 PM): sl.gif

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:52:02 PM): ooh nice

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:52:05 PM): is that u?

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:52:06 PM): ur hot

MrSlavesTightAss (10:52:09 PM): icon14_b.gif

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:52:13 PM): want to like. cyber or some shit?

MrSlavesTightAss (10:52:25 PM): YES

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:52:34 PM): asl?

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:53:05 PM): i lick your testicles, you quiver with excitement. the precum lubes ur anteater like foreskin up

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:53:10 PM): and it peels slowly down your penis

MrSlavesTightAss (10:53:28 PM): can I be the fat, slightly balding, slightly moustached guy in the middle?

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:53:42 PM): shh. weve already started

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:54:13 PM): i play with your tightly coiled coight, i hear men your age like that

MrSlavesTightAss (10:54:17 PM): my left nipple suddenly grows to its full erect length of 9"

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:54:59 PM): you insert your erect nipple into my mouth, i chew, its salty, like beef jerky

MrSlavesTightAss (10:55:19 PM): a firehose like stream of ejaculate sprays out and pounds the back of your tonsils

MrSlavesTightAss (10:55:34 PM): I fart in ecstasy

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:55:51 PM): i think i played with your coight too hard

MrSlavesTightAss (10:55:54 PM): slowly I begin touching your ripe nads using my prehensile cock

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:56:11 PM): oh, be gentle.. its my first time

MrSlavesTightAss (10:56:15 PM): a furry in a squirrelsuit walks in

MrSlavesTightAss (10:56:32 PM): He screams "DEEEEEEEEEEZ NUTS" and runs away

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:56:42 PM): my nads are heavy with juice

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:57:26 PM): i put my legs behind my head. my anus squints in the light as it stares directly at you, tempting you. you know you want it

MrSlavesTightAss (10:57:36 PM): I dive in headfirst

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:58:00 PM): excuse me i giggle, a nugget popping out because of the awkward position

MrSlavesTightAss (10:58:25 PM): i catch it in my teeth and continue. I am now shoulder deep in your colon

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:59:27 PM): my colon erupts with fecal juices, spraying orgasmicly into the air, similar to water being shot out from a whales blowhole.

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:59:38 PM): the icky brown fluid soaks you

TURBOCAPSLOK (10:59:45 PM): you look so handsome with wet hair

MrSlavesTightAss (10:59:57 PM): I french kiss you

MrSlavesTightAss (11:00:25 PM): the smell makes me gag and puke down your throat, which makes you puke. I swallow it and puke, ad infinitum

TURBOCAPSLOK (11:01:01 PM): this is so hot..

MrSlavesTightAss (11:01:08 PM): i'm aroused

MrSlavesTightAss (11:01:12 PM): definitely

MrSlavesTightAss (11:01:26 PM): I'm going to go eat some morning after pills just incase the oral sex gets one of us pregnant

TURBOCAPSLOK (11:01:46 PM): is this tease?

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The world needed to know about the beautiful thing we have going. It's like one of those cute little old cartoons where a bunch of birds are chirping and there's a rainbow, but something was missing from that scene, and it was my 9" erect left nipple jammed in your mouth.

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Originally posted by MrChupacabra@Sep 5 2005, 11:44 PM

thumbs up to chatrooms with myself, yuck, rage, gliks, tyler durden and lots of random teenage girls...or just any aim conversation from tyler durden. I'm sure some of you folks remember those days.

 

 

 

Oh myyyyyy do I remember those. I've often tried to find the old AIM threads that I posted shit in. Alas, I havent succeeded.

 

If anyone does, you get a cookie.

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Originally posted by MrChupacabra@Sep 6 2005, 04:44 AM

thumbs up to chatrooms with myself, yuck, rage, gliks, tyler durden and lots of random teenage girls...or just any aim conversation from tyler durden. I'm sure some of you folks remember those days.

 

Hahaha. I scare young girls. Inverted watersportz.

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My personall favoruite convorsation with somone...

 

Me: Hey man

him: hey wats up

Me: nothing much... hey im throwin a party in my pants this weekend u wanna come?

him: your pants?

me: my pants.

him: like the shit you wear?

me: what part of me trying to get u into my pants do u not understand.

him: oooooooooooooo...

him: im in

me: sweet seeya this weekend

him: ill be there.

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my last convo went like this:

 

her: I HAVE TO TALK TO SOMEBODY NOW OR I'M GOIN GTO PULL OUT MY HAIR!!!

me: ugh.... i gotta go

her: *signs off*

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