Poop Man Bob Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I was told to be ready for my bachelor party at 1 pm on July 29th. I had no idea where I was going or who all was involved, but at 1 pm, 4 friends showed up at my place. We piled in a friend's truck and drove and drove and eventually ended up in New Orleans - where more friends just happened to be, too. The pictures detail the trip - basically us acting stupid for 60 hours. Most of the pictures of us in the Quarter are taken in places that are now fully submerged underwater. Vagina Saliva Oner via the peephole in my front door. Dumptruck, ilovedrunk, VSO. Dumptruck choking a frog. Welcome to Vidor, Texas. ilovedrunk's so gang-staher. VSO loves fine art. This was actually in the bathroom of a gas station. It peeled off the wall easily. Contemplating just how waves turn into mustangs. OMG PARTEEEEEEEEEEE!!! At some bar. It was a fountain with flames and water and plenty of awesomerad. People were just hanging out in the middle of the fountain because water + fire = room temperature. Dumptruck, Dick Kumbus, VSO. ilovedrunk, Dumpz, Rev. Jackson. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 Beer and ugly - we had plenty of both. Dick Kumbus looking like a muppet. Dump starting shit with random strangers in the street. Mmm ... ass beer. I'm sexy-like. DT running fullspeed through crowded areas. Our hotel was right across the street from Harrah's, the famed cash-stealing casino of New Orleans. ilovedrunk took this picture because it's artsy and he likes art. Riding in the chandelier box. We're all so comfortable. Seriously. Dear God, make Dump a bird, so he can fly far, far far away from here. Picture taken by ilovedrunk: the view of Harrahs's from our hotel room. "Hotard?" Seriously? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 Picture by ilovedrunk, who walked into the store and caught VSO trying on some new clothes. Some buildings and a chick with huge breastses. Picture by ilovedrunk. Hare Krishna! Hare Hare Krishna! At Popeye's, a mural of a dude with a large dildo. We're all out of f's to give. Scaring people in the street. Look at that woman's face. And look at their stupid faces. Holy shit do love acts get me going! Bichon. Me singing along to some shit band probably covering Skynard's "Free Bird" or Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 Markus Brown and his pits. This picture is so awesome. Hoodlum central. VSO: "This is me posing by the piano because I'm a great composer, and it's tearing me apart that I can't think of my next song." We refuse to stay anywhere but the fanciest joints in town. His grand entrance. I know the joke's been done, but those Vans are fucking sweet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 VSO's bed: two towels, hat on, shoes on, blue slushie thing as close as possible. BoogPubeChin. The end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 vso looks like an older version of someone i know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I <3 PMB, seriously Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 oh.... that was a pretty gay looking weekend BTW. 2 'anal street' jokes and only one set of boobies in the background? oh well.... still top notches. Now where's the PMBesseract shots? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 Sorry Daz, had to delete your post to preserve the flow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 wow. looked like fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Aug 31 2005, 01:02 AM oh.... that was a pretty gay looking weekend BTW. 2 'anal street' jokes and only one set of boobies in the background? oh well.... still top notches. Now where's the PMBesseract shots? Quoted post Massive quantities of boobies were observed extremely closely in a few of New Orleans' finest strip joints. But cameras aren't usually a good idea in there, as I didn't want to meet the business end of a boot worn by a man named "Mountain." On that note, if anyone is ever in New Orleans and wanting to go to a strip joint, avoid the Hustler Club and head straight for Rick's Caberet. Holy Jesus is that place ridiculous. Every single woman there was unreal. The Tess shots will be posted after the wedding thread, which should happen in the next few weeks. All in good time, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 i might just be tired.. but why have i seen all of these pictures and explanations already if you are just now posting it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by Poop Man Bob@Aug 30 2005, 11:02 PM Sorry Daz, had to delete your post to preserve the flow. Quoted post Hahaha my fault. But really, what's with that billboard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle+Aug 31 2005, 01:15 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dr. Dazzle - Aug 31 2005, 01:15 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Poop Man Bob@Aug 30 2005, 11:02 PM Sorry Daz, had to delete your post to preserve the flow. Quoted post Hahaha my fault. But really, what's with that billboard? Quoted post [/b] Not sure, but it's apparently been there for quite some time. Someone in her family, maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 looks like you fuckers had fun, too bad new orleans got fucked up by katrina. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 no titties? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Looks like ya had a good time! This place was fucking awsome and i hope to go back soon. C'mon you musta got titty flicks, i got heeps! And that World famous live acts place was rank! Did you happen to see that bald fag out the front on the street trying to lure people with the 2 tranny's nexted to him either side with bike pants on and boners!! :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 no, really....not one girl? no one got laid? in NEW ORLEANS? i find it a little incredible, but...if you say so...dude, i'm sorry, i'm just jealous- i'll never get to see nola in it's original state. sniff. but, congratulations...the "anal" sign is great- there's a hotel in sf called the "hotel essex"... i always wanted to shoot out "el" and "es" so it would say, "hot sex". someday. i'll post it here, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 looks like you guys had alot of fun. best photo is the one of your boy drinkin the tall can inside popeyes.hence the guys in uniform behind him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Oh and lucky your not there now!!! This hurricane business is nuts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 great pics, PMB! had i known that you were going to be in new orleans i would have recommended frenchman st. not as touristy.. jazzy and such.. debauchery still not compromised. looks like ya'll were on bourbon most of the night.. did you get to check out Molly's on Decatur? cool place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 C'mon, guys, it's not that hard to understand. The places with the naked women do not allow cameras. Other than that, no one really had much of a desire to try to talk to stupid broads on the street, as it was the first time the 8 of us had been together in probably 5 years, if not longer. Plus we didn't want to sit out in the street for 20 minutes waiting for an ugly girl on a balcony (almost all were ugly) to flash her tits for 3 seconds to a crowd of 100 cheering assholes. That's not fun to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by saraday+Aug 31 2005, 06:54 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (saraday - Aug 31 2005, 06:54 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>had i known that you were going to be in new orleans i would have recommended frenchman st. Quoted post [/b] I didn't know we were going to New Orleans until we drove through Lake Charles on I-10. After that, I figured it was either Florida or New Orleans .. and considering that the drive to NO took 9 hours alone, I thought that driving all the way to Florida was a bit of a stretch. <!--QuoteBegin-saraday@Aug 31 2005, 06:54 AM looks like ya'll were on bourbon most of the night.. did you get to check out Molly's on Decatur? cool place. Quoted post I honestly have no idea where we went. It was my first time to go there in about 15 years, but a few of the others were seasoned pros. I just followed their lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poop Man Bob Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 For those of you in need of a tit fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 ahh damn! those places i mentioned are.. errrr.. WERE.. the shit.. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 rock and fucking roll, PMB. congrats again, mang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 awesome pictures. glad to see you had a blast Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 now you can tell your kids that yuo were in new orleans when it existed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 "his grand entrance" is hysterical PMB - nice thread as per usual, good luck on that marriage thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 This is clearly a water pipe... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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