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Poop Man Bob

My bachelor party in New Orleans.

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I was told to be ready for my bachelor party at 1 pm on July 29th. I had no idea where I was going or who all was involved, but at 1 pm, 4 friends showed up at my place. We piled in a friend's truck and drove and drove and eventually ended up in New Orleans - where more friends just happened to be, too. The pictures detail the trip - basically us acting stupid for 60 hours.

 

Most of the pictures of us in the Quarter are taken in places that are now fully submerged underwater.

 

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Vagina Saliva Oner via the peephole in my front door.

 

 

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Dumptruck, ilovedrunk, VSO.

 

 

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Dumptruck choking a frog.

 

 

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Welcome to Vidor, Texas.

 

 

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ilovedrunk's so gang-staher.

 

 

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VSO loves fine art. This was actually in the bathroom of a gas station. It peeled off the wall easily.

 

 

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Contemplating just how waves turn into mustangs.

 

 

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OMG PARTEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

 

 

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At some bar. It was a fountain with flames and water and plenty of awesomerad. People were just hanging out in the middle of the fountain because water + fire = room temperature.

 

 

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Dumptruck, Dick Kumbus, VSO.

 

 

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ilovedrunk, Dumpz, Rev. Jackson.

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Beer and ugly - we had plenty of both.

 

 

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Dick Kumbus looking like a muppet.

 

 

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Dump starting shit with random strangers in the street.

 

 

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Mmm ... ass beer.

 

 

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I'm sexy-like.

 

 

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DT running fullspeed through crowded areas.

 

 

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Our hotel was right across the street from Harrah's, the famed cash-stealing casino of New Orleans.

 

 

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ilovedrunk took this picture because it's artsy and he likes art.

 

 

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Riding in the chandelier box.

 

 

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We're all so comfortable.

 

 

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Seriously.

 

 

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Dear God, make Dump a bird, so he can fly far, far far away from here.

 

 

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Picture taken by ilovedrunk: the view of Harrahs's from our hotel room.

 

 

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"Hotard?" Seriously?

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Picture by ilovedrunk, who walked into the store and caught VSO trying on some new clothes.

 

 

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Some buildings and a chick with huge breastses.

 

 

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Picture by ilovedrunk.

 

 

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Hare Krishna! Hare Hare Krishna!

 

 

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At Popeye's, a mural of a dude with a large dildo.

 

 

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We're all out of f's to give.

 

 

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Scaring people in the street. Look at that woman's face.

 

 

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And look at their stupid faces.

 

 

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Holy shit do love acts get me going!

 

 

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Bichon.

 

 

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Me singing along to some shit band probably covering Skynard's "Free Bird" or Def Leppard's "Pour Some Sugar On Me."

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Markus Brown and his pits.

 

 

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This picture is so awesome.

 

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Hoodlum central.

 

 

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VSO: "This is me posing by the piano because I'm a great composer, and it's tearing me apart that I can't think of my next song."

 

 

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We refuse to stay anywhere but the fanciest joints in town.

 

 

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His grand entrance.

 

 

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I know the joke's been done, but those Vans are fucking sweet.

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VSO's bed: two towels, hat on, shoes on, blue slushie thing as close as possible.

 

 

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BoogPubeChin.

 

 

 

 

 

The end.

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oh.... that was a pretty gay looking weekend BTW.

 

2 'anal street' jokes and only one set of boobies in the background?

 

oh well.... still top notches.

Now where's the PMBesseract shots?

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Originally posted by RumPuncher@Aug 31 2005, 01:02 AM

oh.... that was a pretty gay looking weekend BTW.

 

2 'anal street' jokes and only one set of boobies in the background?

 

oh well.... still top notches.

Now where's the PMBesseract shots?

 

Massive quantities of boobies were observed extremely closely in a few of New Orleans' finest strip joints. But cameras aren't usually a good idea in there, as I didn't want to meet the business end of a boot worn by a man named "Mountain."

 

On that note, if anyone is ever in New Orleans and wanting to go to a strip joint, avoid the Hustler Club and head straight for Rick's Caberet. Holy Jesus is that place ridiculous. Every single woman there was unreal.

 

The Tess shots will be posted after the wedding thread, which should happen in the next few weeks. All in good time, sir.

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Originally posted by Poop Man Bob@Aug 30 2005, 11:02 PM

Sorry Daz, had to delete your post to preserve the flow.

 

Hahaha my fault.

 

But really, what's with that billboard?

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle+Aug 31 2005, 01:15 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Dr. Dazzle - Aug 31 2005, 01:15 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Poop Man Bob@Aug 30 2005, 11:02 PM

Sorry Daz, had to delete your post to preserve the flow.

 

Hahaha my fault.

 

But really, what's with that billboard?

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Not sure, but it's apparently been there for quite some time. Someone in her family, maybe?

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Looks like ya had a good time!

This place was fucking awsome and i hope to go back soon.

C'mon you musta got titty flicks, i got heeps!

 

And that World famous live acts place was rank!

Did you happen to see that bald fag out the front on the street trying to lure people with the 2 tranny's nexted to him either side with bike pants on and boners!! :yuck:

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no, really....not one girl? no one got laid? in NEW ORLEANS? i find it a little incredible, but...if you say so...dude, i'm sorry, i'm just jealous- i'll never get to see nola in it's original state. sniff. but, congratulations...the "anal" sign is great- there's a hotel in sf called the "hotel essex"... i always wanted to shoot out "el" and "es" so it would say, "hot sex". someday. i'll post it here, too.

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looks like you guys had alot of fun.

 

best photo is the one of your boy drinkin the tall can inside popeyes.hence the guys in uniform behind him.

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great pics, PMB!

 

had i known that you were going to be in new orleans i would have recommended frenchman st.

 

not as touristy.. jazzy and such.. debauchery still not compromised.

 

looks like ya'll were on bourbon most of the night.. did you get to check out Molly's on Decatur? cool place.

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C'mon, guys, it's not that hard to understand. The places with the naked women do not allow cameras. Other than that, no one really had much of a desire to try to talk to stupid broads on the street, as it was the first time the 8 of us had been together in probably 5 years, if not longer.

 

Plus we didn't want to sit out in the street for 20 minutes waiting for an ugly girl on a balcony (almost all were ugly) to flash her tits for 3 seconds to a crowd of 100 cheering assholes. That's not fun to me.

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Originally posted by saraday+Aug 31 2005, 06:54 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (saraday - Aug 31 2005, 06:54 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>had i known that you were going to be in new orleans i would have recommended frenchman st.

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I didn't know we were going to New Orleans until we drove through Lake Charles on I-10. After that, I figured it was either Florida or New Orleans .. and considering that the drive to NO took 9 hours alone, I thought that driving all the way to Florida was a bit of a stretch.

 

<!--QuoteBegin-saraday@Aug 31 2005, 06:54 AM

looks like ya'll were on bourbon most of the night.. did you get to check out Molly's on Decatur? cool place.

 

I honestly have no idea where we went. It was my first time to go there in about 15 years, but a few of the others were seasoned pros. I just followed their lead.

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