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Haemorrhoids

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Hæmorrhoids

 

 

If you were in Japan they would pay you to let a chick gnaw it off while you were punching her in the throat.

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it might be from situations where i hold my breath for longer than normal, and sitting in this chair for hours, not necessarily in that order. wait, usually in that order.

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Well.....

 

Let's see some pictures!! hahaha..

 

I won;t be back in this thread again..

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Is that when you get that weird thing in your butthole that looks like a big, pink pearl? I've always heard about them but never really bothered to find out what they were.. I just know a few years ago my butthole was acting a fool and I discovered a weird pink knot up there. It only lasted about 4 days but it had me seriously worried.

 

And I know what you're all thinking: "How do you know it looked like a big, pink pearl knot?"

 

I looked.

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i get them sometimes, they suck. especially when u have to whipe

your ass after taking a shit. it feels like a warhead (the candy) was

placed on ur starfish..... OUUUCHHHHH

 

 

i think i said too much

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The lifestyle of being sitted all day long is responsible. Your best bet is to exercise alot and stay away from spicy food and red wine.

It was starting to become a problem for me but after i started training again this last year it dissapeared.

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You take bath's? I stopped doing that when I was like 2... I don't understand washing yourself with dirty skin water, that just came off your body....

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room mate has em.

 

lay off spicy foods, take warm baths and relax.

 

clean off the blood from the toilet seat as courtesy though.

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Yikes. That would suck.

 

I got a pimple on top of the crack of my ass last week and whenever I sat down one of the cheeks would make it itch like a mother fucker.

 

Im a big Italian hair ball, summer make me sweat like a bitch. .ugh.

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