holycrapRUN Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 We have what I think are not brown recluses, but regular boring spiders, but I still fucking hate them. They bite you in the middle of the goddamn night, and you wake up all itchy. Plus they always make webs right in the doorways out of my house. Thanks to this thread, I feel dumbass itchy/spiderwebbeedy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by bostonsnewestink@Aug 29 2005, 03:20 PM i was walkin out on a bridge over a river not to long ago, seriously 100s of spiders i couldnt take it i had to jump off like 15 feet and landed on glass bottles the second i got over land, but hell its better than 100s of spiders in my face. Quoted post lol Ok I thought that was a wolf spider... I've never had too much trouble smashing one though. They are pretty tough though. Yeah brown recluses are nasty fucks. You gotta get the spot where they bit you at cut out. I've actually been bit by them several times but I don't get the flesh eating effect. It acts more like a neurotoxin to me. The first time I got bit by one I almost died.... Felt like a heroin overdose or something, I started blacking out and getting tunnel vision.... Always had similar effects to that but to a lesser degree, now I'm immune to their poison. Yeah I'm an alien. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 this spider was about the size of my index finger. HUGE havent seen any as of late...maybe their homie dying sent em a message that im not fucking around. Or their plotting to kill me in my sleep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Haha... What is that statistic? That the average person eats something like 10 spiders in their sleep in their lifetime? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 i was down in south jersey a few weeks ago from massachusetts. i seen some whooooole other shit. my man was like a nice inch and a half long. a half inch thick. it was brown and had big round ass eyes. it had four legs and dragged itself around with like half-pincers or some shit. when i went to touch it, it got on its back legs and put the pincers up. i dunno man. some crazy shit. anyone know what the fuck im talkin about?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Hell fucking naw I don't know what you are talking about! What the fuck kinda mutant shit is that? Bugs are getting big from all this cosmic radiation or something.... they are going to take over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Krakatau Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 What the fuck are you talking about, man? This a spider of some sort in question? Sounds like a centipede with the dimensions. I used to hate spiders. Now they are what I use instead of pesticide. It's all love. Shit, I didn't even kill the black widow I found the other week. That was just a memory lapse, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Im only scared of spiders if they are on me, like on my face and then only if they are bigger than a toonie (pic attached for those international residents) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing Butterflies. Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 seeing what that spider bite did freaks me out. i was fine with spiders before seeing that. not that i wouldn't run from the huge hairy spiders, or the huge bright yellow/green ones that i've seen out in the swamp woods. i had a brown recluse climb out of my refrigerator or at least that is what the neighbor said it was. i went and got him to kill it, i was real young. that's enough ranting. i have to go to bed and have nightmares because my mattress is on the floor. thanks guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by villain@Aug 30 2005, 01:49 AM Haha... What is that statistic? That the average person eats something like 10 spiders in their sleep in their lifetime? Quoted post i really hate hearing statistics like that....such a load of shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest uncle-boy Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by shameless self promotion+Aug 28 2005, 02:23 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shameless self promotion - Aug 28 2005, 02:23 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dubsface@Aug 28 2005, 05:20 PM Thank god I live in NY, where all I have to worry about are rats in the subways and the occasional small non-flying cockroach. Quoted post Theres a flying type!? :yuck: Quoted post [/b] fuck yeah, in hawaii we got big flying mutherfuckers dubbed "b52's" the can get up to like 3 inches long and buzz when they fly. and please believe they always fly right at you... ack!!! as far as spiders down here, not too much big venemous ones as far as i know. altho there are cane spiders that get pretty big. the one cool spider we do have is the "happy faced" spider thats endemic to the islands Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pookiemonster Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 :five-o: :five-o: :five-o: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 One time there was this crazy tarantula looking spider stalking me for about three days... I swear to god he was using the vent system in my house to get around and following me everywhere. The first time I saw him, I was watching TV in the living room, and he was on the ceiling just staring at me. I tried to shoot him down with a squirtgun, but he ran into a vent. Then, about seven hours later, I woke up in the middle of the night in my bedroom on another floor on the other side of the house, and that motherfucker was standing on the ceiling directly above me, watching me sleep. I went to get a broom, and he was gone. And this went on for days... in the kitchen, the bathroom, wherever...it was like Cape Fear or some shit. There was a happy ending, though... a huge, badass praying mantis took up residence on our back porch (we watched it fuck, then immediately chop in half and eat, a clearly less badass male) for about a week. So eventually, my roomate caught the fucking spider and threw it at the mantis for what we thought was going to be a crazy Discovery channel style battle royale, and the mantis fucking destroyed the spider so fast I almost felt bad. Fucking ownage to the nth degree. That was awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 am i the only one who thinks killing is completely wrong, no matter what form of life? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 i was sleeping when i was bit by a spider that came from under the couch two weeks ago, my hand swelled up to like half the size of a boxing glove...its all good though after my hand healed i killed its kids...with a head vacum. no spidey powers though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by nozaki@Aug 30 2005, 02:32 PM am i the only one who thinks killing is completely wrong, no matter what form of life? Quoted post Yes. Now shutup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by nozaki@Aug 30 2005, 03:32 PM am i the only one who thinks killing is completely wrong, no matter what form of life? Quoted post uh, yes. fuck spiders. there are these black spiders, about the size of a silver dollar, living in my laundry room in the ceiling tile above, which needs to be replaced. I'm kinda tall so the effect is double terrifying at times. I tend to image them dropping on my head all the fucking time and end up just doing whatever laundry shit i gotta do and get the fuck outta there. When i turn on the light in there later at night, i see a couple chillin on the outside of the tiles and they scurry away when the light comes on. i killed a couple of their brothers and sisters, i'm sure they plottin on me. :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing Butterflies. Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 ^i don't set out to kill spiders like that. but i do think that it would be interesting to see a tarantula and praying mantis go at it. too bad i missed that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted August 30, 2005 Author Share Posted August 30, 2005 hahah nozaki. i usually like spiders...natures pest control. This muafucka was just too big to be safe. Survival of the fittest. You know hed do the same to ya if he got half the chance to be 100000 times bigger then u Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 ya'll some big meanies =( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faze 1 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 yah me 2. but fuck spyders. a shoe does the job quite nicely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by shameless self promotion+Aug 28 2005, 10:23 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (shameless self promotion - Aug 28 2005, 10:23 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-dubsface@Aug 28 2005, 05:20 PM Thank god I live in NY, where all I have to worry about are rats in the subways and the occasional small non-flying cockroach. Quoted post Theres a flying type!? :yuck: Quoted post [/b] yup, these suckers right here....BIg too...usually abut one inch long or more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by Suicide Bomber@Aug 29 2005, 11:28 AM Dang im happy i live in canada man. We have no roaches no rats no anything lol. Ive only seen small siders totally harmless. The biggest ive ever seen is like a centimeter by a centimeter. u guys are unlucky. Quoted post first of all - we do have spiders. the founder of this thread is from canada - therefore we do and NO RATS? where are YOU from? Kitimat BC? because vancouver has tonnes of rats. and tonnes of skunks and tonnes of cockroaches too Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 i was stacking fruit at a market for a while and we sometimes brown recluses and black widows come in on the grapes from angentina. My friend found a brown recluse on the back of his neck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Somebody ran over a big ass rat on the street in front of my house a few days ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted August 31, 2005 Author Share Posted August 31, 2005 hehehe im a thread founder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 re: flying cockroaches. hell yes they can fly. i'm sure i told this one before but here it is again. i was in the philippines a few years ago and had never seen a cockroach in my entire 22 years of life. being from canada and from a city that is covered in snow for 5 months a year, we didn't get many roaches kicking around, and obviously i didn't know they can fly. so anyway, its been a few weeks in the tropics, i got used to seeing roaches and lizards chilling everywhere, things were cool. i go to take a shit in this small little bathroom that is a concrete room just big enough to open the door turn around, drop trou and do your thing. i'm sitting there relaxing and thinking about the trip so far, looking at the trail of ants that are going up the wall to my right and this roach starts crawling up the door in front of me. I start watching it, looking at the antennae feel around and help mr roach up the door. i swear, as soon as i thought, "whats the big deal that everyone makes of roaches? they're not scary at all", that fucking thing jumped off the door, hit me right in the face and started buzzing around the tiny shithole. it was like that fucker could read my mind and was like, "oh you think so whiteboy?" i started freaking out, probably yelled like a little girl, and got out of there fast as possible just to see the family i was staying there laughing at me, while i'm just like "Holy shit! i didn't know those things could fly!" still, they ain't so scary. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by sarahyoulose+Aug 30 2005, 10:01 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (sarahyoulose - Aug 30 2005, 10:01 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Suicide Bomber@Aug 29 2005, 11:28 AM Dang im happy i live in canada man. We have no roaches no rats no anything lol. Ive only seen small siders totally harmless. The biggest ive ever seen is like a centimeter by a centimeter. u guys are unlucky. Quoted post first of all - we do have spiders. the founder of this thread is from canada - therefore we do and NO RATS? where are YOU from? Kitimat BC? because vancouver has tonnes of rats. and tonnes of skunks and tonnes of cockroaches too Quoted post [/b] He didn't say we don;t have spiders.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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