shameless self promotion Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 When I worked as cooks help for a place couple years back i cut myself so many times they made it a rule I couldnt use the newly sharpened knives. Ha.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 BTW: what the hell is a contusion exactly? A deep bruise? Have fun with the vics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 so what, how's the computer doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 a dude at my work had his scrotum torn open in the gears of the rollers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 damn, did he lose his marbles? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarekroe Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Aug 23 2005, 06:14 PM Yeah, it hurt like a bitch. Tried to walk it off for an hour but it started swelling up pretty bad so I left early and went to the emergency room to make sure it wasn't a fracture. It's just a contusion and they threw a couple of vicodins at me and told me to stay out of work for a couple of days and take it easy. Goddamn this shit hurts, though. Thankfully, it's not broken and also I downloaded two UFC fighting movies today so I can just sit around and watch those. Quoted post HAHAHAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 about 3 weeks ago i was pulling a huge pallet with a handjack when i slipped on a piece of pineapple and tore a few muscles in the heel of my foot.still kind hurts and im still limpin a little bit.my job paid for everything though when i was 12 years old me and my friends were playing handball on the side of this huge building.every now and then when we would run out of balls and money someone would climb up and get all the balls down from the roof.one day it happened to be my turn to go up. you had to climb this poll , jump onto a sign and then hop onto the roof.i went up threw all the balls down and started to climb down.when i get on the poll my foot slipped and i fell off.landed right on my knee and it totally got smashed into piece and theyre was even a bone hanging out.i had 2 have 2 reconstuctive surgerys and till this day my knee still isnt 100% Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL@Oct 22 2005, 12:37 PM damn, did he lose his marbles? Quoted post nah, but they fell outta his sack and were dangling out of his shorts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 *Cringe* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 22, 2005 Author Share Posted October 22, 2005 My foot's all better, the computer probably got sold to some snob, they weigh 41-42 pounds when they're in the box, I quit that job, you got it: a contusion is a deep bruise, and the vicodins ran out on August 26th. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 that shit can't phase you homie..too hard.. sorry, i'm wierd today Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 I sliced off a nice chunk off my thumb earlier this year with a paper guillotine at work. I didn't get cool painkillers though. Just a couple of days off work and about $60 worker's pay. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 Was it a computer for a projector? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 isnt this thread a million years old. why bring it back up, hes obvioulsy recovered from it and has probably forgotten all about dropping this shit on his foot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted October 22, 2005 Share Posted October 22, 2005 ^^we just want him to know we care Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted October 22, 2005 Author Share Posted October 22, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666@Oct 22 2005, 07:31 PM My foot's all better, the computer probably got sold to some snob, they weigh 41-42 pounds when they're in the box, I quit that job, you got it: a contusion is a deep bruise, and the vicodins ran out on August 26th. Quoted post For this page since everyone's so concerned. Mams: That picture makes god cry. Seldoon: No! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mainter Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 haha i thought i would bring this page back from the dead one more time so hows yer foot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odie Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 feet are very valuable especially when ur "running" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dirtydoses Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 the vicodins always run out too quick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
"inkie" Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 get some more, isnt it a prescripition? one time i was walking around my kitchen in the dark looking for food , someone left a newly sharpened cleaver on the counter, long story short it falls on my bare foot cuts a slice halfway through my toe, and my dumbass decides to tie and bandage it up and then walk it off instead of going to the hospital and get stitches, cause it never healed right, and plus i mightve gotten some vicodin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 My foot is great, but I still got problems! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted May 22, 2006 Author Share Posted May 22, 2006 Plus I ditched that piece of shit job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Qawee Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 computers kick ass Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shitting Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 my homie dropped a watermellon on his neck and broke it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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