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Frate_Raper

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So yo,this is what I’m thinking right now.I need to Detox myself,sense I was on those roids for my Ivy,I feel like shit and I feel like I gained weight,so I’m saying Enema,no food,just fruit juices and water for 2 days.Has anyone done this shit,I’ve done it in a different way that involved eating nothing but apples for a week,but I felt gross for a few days then like a mill bucks.......

 

 

 

 

whats up?

 

Holla

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I personally say that shit is a bunch of garbage. Eat healthy meals and get some excercise and you'll feel great.

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I saw this thing on MTV about rich people who go to like enema resorts for weeks at a time...I don't know if shooting several gallons of water at extremely high pressure through your system is whatsup..but ehh..to each is own..

 

 

I mean people pay a lotta money for it..

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who has to give you the enema?

 

here's some enema tips

 

# Find a good position. Make sure you are comfortable and can relax. Be sure you can clean up if a problem is to occur. Make sure you or your partner have good access to your anus.

# Lubricate your anus. You might your partner to massage some lubricant inside your anus and rectum. This will help when the nozzle is inserted. You will want you anus to admit it so that you can relax.

# As the nozzle is inserted, relax as it passes your sphincter. You might want to take a couple of deep breaths as it passes.

 

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I just had some enchiladas that i think really unsettled my stomach as i sit here in pain, i can only say that my body has been detoxing every half an hour for the past 3 hours

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How did the steroids work for your poison ivy? Good, right?

 

 

Drink lots of tea. There are certain kinds that are perfect for cleansing your system. You should eat food because that is a way for your body to purge poisons. After and before painting you should always drink and eat a lot so that whatever fumes you inhale are absorbed through the digestive system. Eat a lot of fiber, even consider getting some Metamucil or Konsyl as a fiber supplement. I recommend the Konsyl because it has more fiber per serving and also has no sugars, unlike Metamucil.

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Originally posted by WhiteOx@Aug 23 2005, 11:41 PM

There are more direct ways to satisfy your urge to get poked in the ass

 

I don't know dude, having a foreign object shoved up your arse seems pretty direct.

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My homies in highschool that were on the wrestling team would tell me nasty storys about whats rottiing away in your colon,meats,dairy etc and you'll lose like 12 pounds the first time you do it and it will clean your body out wicked hard.....so they'd give themself an enema before they too their weght so they'd fight a smaller dude and kick his ass.

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I don't know about an enema, but if there are good colon cleansers (pills), I might have to try one.

 

My buddy has a hot sauce called "Colonel Jack's Colon Cleanser" or something like that. It's pretty hot, but nothing I can't handle.

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my ex gave herself an enema once. i wanted to watch but she told me to fuck off and locked the bathroom door

 

 

 

 

edit: spelling error....i am a perfectionist

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