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Guest beardo

and now my roomates think i was jerking it

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Guest beardo

haha

 

they just got home. i had moved the couch earlier - kinda blocking the door - to fuck around with some speaker wires. they gave me the "..what were you doing?.... oh really?..." bit.

 

theres really no use in even trying. they made their mind up. might as well roll with it.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

...but maybe i did...

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show them this thread. they will think you're desperate for them to believe you and have a mental complex about masturbating. then get a rag and pretend to be wiping something off the couch.

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Guest beardo
Originally posted by Vanity@Aug 20 2005, 05:40 AM

i don't see the connection between furniture placement and masturbation

 

i guess they thought i had moved the couch in front of the door to avoid a surprise interruption

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