Guest beardo Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 haha they just got home. i had moved the couch earlier - kinda blocking the door - to fuck around with some speaker wires. they gave me the "..what were you doing?.... oh really?..." bit. theres really no use in even trying. they made their mind up. might as well roll with it. ...but maybe i did... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 show them this thread. they will think you're desperate for them to believe you and have a mental complex about masturbating. then get a rag and pretend to be wiping something off the couch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 hahaha @ arcel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Bomber Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 hahahahah... or just be all like "Like you guys dont..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 perv!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 do you ever shoot off into your beard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 you should of told them "you only save that for there beds" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 i heard you jerk off with your toes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 i don't see the connection between furniture placement and masturbation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 next time your all in the same room, when one goes to sit down say "i wouldnt sit there if i were you...." and smile. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Originally posted by Vanity@Aug 20 2005, 05:40 AM i don't see the connection between furniture placement and masturbation Quoted post i guess they thought i had moved the couch in front of the door to avoid a surprise interruption Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 that's logical Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 or you have a doorknob fetish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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