nomadawhat Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 good story... would only be better with pictures... no camera at work for the peveract action? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mikinbin De Miami Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 The life of a lifeguard is nuttier than I thought. That lady is fucking gross..I would have made a ruccus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 It's absolutely amazing how the correct puncuation and paragraph structure can make a story so easy to read. I've been trying to explain this process to my roommates who post in all caps and 100 word sentences..They'll never get it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY CLUETWO, THAT PEOPLE DONT KNOW HOW TO WRITE A NICE SENTENCE. WELL ILL TELL YOU ONE THING, THIS STORY HERE IS PRETTY COOL, BUT A GOOD STORY IS A GOOD STORY NO MATTER HOW ITS WRITTEN, ALL YOU GOTTA DO IS WRITE IT GOOD. LIKE THIS ONE TIME WHEN I WAS COMING HOME FROM WORK I SAW A TANK ROLL BY ON THE FUCKING STREET AS I WAS GETTING READY TO CROSS. WELL IT WASNT AN ACTUAL TANK TANK BUT AN ARMORED PERSONEL CARRIER. ANYWAYS, SHIT WAS MAD LOUD. THERE, NOW ISNT THAT A COOL STORY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thought Wrong Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by ElectricitySucks@Aug 17 2005, 10:42 PM For those of you who dont know me, (roughly 98% of you) Quoted post 685.74 people know you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 GUESS you 'thought wrong'... ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by ElectricitySucks@Aug 18 2005, 12:42 AM at this point, i dont know what to do. i have a cracked out lady jerking off, a dragon in the pool, annoying 15 year olds, vomit in the pool, and a full out fight i cannot translate into english. Quoted post best story ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyler Durden Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by Kilgore Trout@Aug 18 2005, 02:29 AM I am calling bullshit. Quoted post Nah dude, I can verify his job situation. That and every time I call him, its when he's about to fuck/fucking some chick....why he answers the phone is beyond me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by Tough Love@Aug 18 2005, 12:56 PM Quoted post your posts still suck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted August 18, 2005 Share Posted August 18, 2005 awsome story. the most exciting thing to ever happen at my old job was a couple getting busted for having sex on the floor of the lady's room Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 18, 2005 Author Share Posted August 18, 2005 Originally posted by Thought Wrong+Aug 18 2005, 09:24 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Thought Wrong - Aug 18 2005, 09:24 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ElectricitySucks@Aug 17 2005, 10:42 PM For those of you who dont know me, (roughly 98% of you) Quoted post 685.74 people know you? Quoted post [/b] listen man i hate math. only about 3 people know me. and to the dood who asked if i got a raise, i did not. my boss arrived as soon as everything was over. although he did see the period blood of that one crackwhore, which was enough for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Absolutely fucking amazing. Only wacky thing that's happened to me this week is when I went to pee in some bushes and a fucking enormous land crab came out at me all berzerk and went for my ankles. I stepped back and peed on it until it left. I wondered how many people throughout history have peed on a crab. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 I peed in the back of an industrial fan that 'misted' the walls of an unfinished building about 200 feet wide. (it was a very big fan) then we went home to drink more so we could go back with near bursting bladders. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by defyoner@Aug 18 2005, 09:35 AM i second that motion. great story A+++!!!! Would read another story from this user!!!!! Very entertaining!!!!!! Quoted post Bahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 I'm building a fence this week and the neighbor's septic tank is broken and is bubbling fecal matter every couple of minutes like Old Faithful. I envy you. edit: great story Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 The only interesting thing that happened to me at work all week was when I tried to hand Young Jeezy a bottle of Moet and some 500 dollar cognac, and he was like, "what the fuck is this shit? I only drink Cristal, motherfucker." So I took them home and drank them myself. Electricity's story is way funnnier, but at least I got some fancy liqs. Working sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 wtf? and rumpuncher......... you're fucking GROSS... but i cant stop laughing....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 i thought about peeing in an air conditioner that had a big fan near the top, but didn't because of the possibility of penile electrocution. then i thought about spraying paint in it, which i didn't do either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by fermentor666+Aug 18 2005, 04:41 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (fermentor666 - Aug 18 2005, 04:41 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-defyoner@Aug 18 2005, 09:35 AM i second that motion. great story A+++!!!! Would read another story from this user!!!!! Very entertaining!!!!!! Quoted post Bahahaha Quoted post [/b] story was fantastic, as was this post by defy. great thread overall. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Shitty day. Now I remember why I haven't gone swimming in about 5 years. People used to get polio and shit from public pools back in the day. I also had a shitty day. I have no further comments at this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Miller Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 i do laundry at a hotel (night shift and all) i run into crackheads, prostitues, and soiled underwear on the regular. one time i was threatened to have my face beat in. i laughed. i hate people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Originally posted by RumPuncher@Aug 18 2005, 07:13 PM I peed in the back of an industrial fan that 'misted' the walls of an unfinished building about 200 feet wide. (it was a very big fan) Quoted post Hahahahahahaha, that sounds like blast. A BLAST OF PEE, THAT IS. Dad has experience peeing on fans too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 I once peed in my friend's girlfriends hair while doing 90 down the freeway in NJ... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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