Balki Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 im watching Edward Scissor hands right now and it had me thinking why would that dude try to beat old Eddie up when HE HAS FUCKING SCISSORS FOR HANDS. you cant fuck with that, id just poke his eyes out if i were him. what would you do if you had scissor hands? id be a chef. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I would have fucked that one lady when she was getting nekkid at the salon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 scratch tags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 smoke weed much? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 guitar player Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 rocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 shocker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I'd fuck up my keyboard trying to close this thread but i'd still think its stupid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Climb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I'd be the worst-ever-rated player on the professional Rocks Paper Scissors circuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 tall yellow Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pinup Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 I'd be, like, that dude, you know, with like, you know, scissorhands. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 scissorhands you say, mmmmmmmmm..... No, its no good,I'm a witless fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 still nothing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 Originally posted by harvey wallbanger@Aug 14 2005, 07:16 PM I'd be the worst-ever-rated player on the professional Rocks Paper Scissors circuit. Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 wait, but like, yo, how does he churn his own manbutter with scissors for hands?? YO!!??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 14, 2005 Share Posted August 14, 2005 what up toes! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 you would fight him with reams of construction paper Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 My balls would be extremely bloated Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Bomber Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 id be a villan and like get a gang filled wit hot ass chicks called "The Scissor hand bitches" and we'd like rob banks and what not... what else could a guy with scissors for hands want... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 id get my dick sucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Aug 15 2005, 02:59 AM I would have fucked that one lady when she was getting nekkid at the salon Quoted post I woulda too. if I had scissors for hands... I woulda auditioned for the part of wolverine in the X-Men movies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 Anyone ever see Edward Penishands? One of the grossest pornos I ever saw. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Bomber Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 I can only imagin... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted August 15, 2005 Share Posted August 15, 2005 I would climb frozen ice cliffs, you know, like everest or some shit. Either that or maybe I'd be a professional pie/pizza cutter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Aug 14 2005, 11:47 PM what up toes! Quoted post :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 i'd fuck winona Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted August 16, 2005 Share Posted August 16, 2005 I'd probably be a guy in a stupid movie for jerks..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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