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Balki

how you gonna try to fight a man with scissors for

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im watching Edward Scissor hands right now and it had me thinking why would that dude try to beat old Eddie up when HE HAS FUCKING SCISSORS FOR HANDS. you cant fuck with that, id just poke his eyes out if i were him. what would you do if you had scissor hands? id be a chef.

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I'd fuck up my keyboard trying to close this thread but i'd still think its stupid.

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Originally posted by harvey wallbanger@Aug 14 2005, 07:16 PM

I'd be the worst-ever-rated player on the professional Rocks Paper Scissors circuit.

:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha:

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id be a villan and like get a gang filled wit hot ass chicks called "The Scissor hand bitches" and we'd like rob banks and what not... what else could a guy with scissors for hands want...

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Originally posted by CACashRefund@Aug 15 2005, 02:59 AM

I would have fucked that one lady when she was getting nekkid at the salon

I woulda too.

 

 

if I had scissors for hands...

 

I woulda auditioned for the part of wolverine in the X-Men movies.

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