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MOST ANNOYING SONGS EVER

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^LOL!!

 

yes!...its hella creepy!

they also used that song on an episode of Full House back in the day.

 

Michelle Tanner was singing it.....i think thats the first time I ever heard that song.

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Lol!

 

Another commercial I really hated was the behr one from last year, with the barbershop quartet guys singing... Turrible :expressionless: not even linking it.

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The Walker is as annoying as it is catchy. Sent it to someone as they were driving to see me, on purpose to get it stuck in their head. While later they show up and start whistling that shit... was stuck in their head all day long. As a funny aside, we used to sing a line or 2 of a catchy annoying song to purposely get it stuck in each other's heads.

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for me it's any song of Beyonce, she's got too loud voice for my ears, and she is a way too popular these days.

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Ughhhhh i just got flashbacks of my little sister running through the house blasting that song on her boombox when we were kids non fucking stop. I'm pretty sure i whipped the nintendo controller at her once when she wouldn't stop.

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Mine are mainly based on rage factor when encountering them on the radio.  Otherwise I'm choosing what I listen to so it shouldn't be annoying. 

 

1) NIN, Closer (Radio edit)

Aside from NIN producing over 20 fucking years of great albums that never get any play time, we have the clean version of this still playing all the time.  Stop it.  There are plenty of other songs to choose from...  but oh wait, do they even license to radio stations since forming their own label?  A reason appears...  Meanwhile Trent Reznor is producing the score for PBS war documentaries and laughing his ass off.

 
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You let me violate you. You let me desecrate you
You let me penetrate you. You let me complicate you
Help me I broke apart my insides. Help me I've got no soul to sell
Help me the only thing that works for me. Help me get away from myself
 
I want to f**k you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f**k you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
 
You can have my isolation. You can have the hate that it brings
You can have my absence of faith. You can have my everything
Help me you tear down my reason. Help me it's your sex I can smell
Help me you make me perfect. Help me become somebody else
 
I want to f**k you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to f**k you like an animal
My whole existence is flawed
You get me closer to god
 
Through every forest, above the trees
Within my stomach. Scr*ped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
You are the reason I stay alive

 

 
 

How about censoring Big Man With A Gun to modern standards and attempting to play the results of that?

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    I am a big m*n
    (Yes I am)
    And I have a big g*n
    Got me a big old d*** and I
    I like to have fun
    Held against your foreh**d
    I'll make you s*** it
    Maybe I'll put a hole in your head
    You know, just for the f*** of it
    
    I can reduce you if I want
    I can devour
    I'm hard as f***ing steel, and I've got the power
    I'm every i*** a m**, and I'll show you somehow
    Me and my f***ing g*n
    Nothing can stop me now
    
    Sh**t sh**t sh**t sh**t sh**t
    I'm going to c*** all over you
    
    Me and my f***ing g*n
    Me and my f***ing g*n
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2)  Blind Melon, No Rain

This song is not annoying on its own.   The fact that it is played alongside muzac in grocery stores but is a song written about crippling depression and sung by a heroin addict on a downward spiral is very annoying to me.  Given the amount of psychology work put into consumer shopping, I feel like a psychologist is just trolling here.  Ok, not so much annoying, but still.

 

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Blind Melon bass player Brad Smith wrote this song before he formed the band. He had moved from Mississippi to Los Angeles, where he fell into a funk. "The song is about not being able to get out of bed and find excuses to face the day when you have really, in a way, nothing."

So, it's about being in an inescapable void of despair where you have nothing.  Maybe this is completely suitable for retail shopping. 


 

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[Verse 1]
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
I like watching the puddles gather rain
And all I can do is just pour some tea for two
And speak my point of view, but it's not sane
It's not sane

[Chorus]
I just want someone to say to me:
"I'll always be there when you wake"
You know, I'd like to keep my cheeks dry, today
So, stay with me and I'll have it made

[Verse 2]
And I don't understand why I sleep all day
And I start to complain that there's no rain
And all I can do is read a book to stay awake
And it rips my life away, but it's a great escape
Escape
Escape
Escape

 

etc...

 

 

3) Rage Against The Machine, Nearly Everything

I just don't like their sound in general.   I don't know why.  I don't like the band themselves either.  In place of lyrics, I'm leaving a quote here:

 

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"We're very very ecstatic and excited about the song reaching the number one spot. We want to thank everyone that participated in this incredible, organic, grass-roots campaign. It says more about the spontaneous action taken by young people throughout the UK to topple this very sterile pop monopoly. When young people decide to take action they can make what's seemingly impossible, possible."  -- Zach del la Rocha

organic grass-roots spontaneous youth topple pop monopoly, impossible possible.   Eat an organic all-natural 100% no artificial flavoring dick.

 

 

4) The Who, Baba O' Riley

OK, once again, I don't even think this song is annoying by itself.  I like The Who.   It is absolutely annoying when played at least twice daily by oldies stations.  The Who had shitloads of other songs, lots of them better than this, but this is it?   Really?
 

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Out here in the fields
I fight for my meals
I get my back into my living
I don't need to fight
To prove I'm right
I don't need to be forgiven
Don't cry
Don't raise your eye
It's only teenage wasteland
Sally take my hand
We'll travel south cross land
Put out the fire
And don't look past my shoulder
The exodus is here
The happy ones are near
Let's get together, before we get much older
Teenage wasteland
It's only teenage wasteland
Teenage wasteland
Oh yeah, teenage wasteland
They're all wasted!

 

 

5) Most current shit classified as EDM / Dubstep. 

Your kinda lame three piece band does not become dubstep because you add a synthesizer and play two repetitive notes and stagger your bass guitar.   More bass will not help you anyway, so I'm glad you didn't set up your subwoofers for the style of music you're failing at.

EDM means nearly anything.  Your jam band is not EDM now because you added a synthesizer to it and played two repetitive notes.  Your jam band is barely a jam band to begin with.  What you are is still violating definitions in the RAVE act that fucked up the electronic music scene badly for years in the first place.  Do you remember any of that?  No, because you're fucking 17 and can't play two notes on a synth in time to anything.    Go spend enough time learning classical music and music theory to produce something that can approach the quality of good trance from the late 90s and come back.   Get the fuck off my lawn.  Where are my fat pants?

 

 

 

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