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One of my favorite KungFu movies I required this week. CRIPPLED MASTERS

It goes real good with listening to Sage Francis and putting terraki sauce on pizza

 

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Lessions Learned:

1:Having both your arms cut off produces very little blood.

2:Feudal China possessed concentrated acid capable of rendering a man legless.

3:Everybody in China knows kung fu and are measured by their prowess.

4:It is possible to beat someone to death with your ass or humped back.

 

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On a scale of 0-11 flying kicks I give it an eight, great movie to test your new

girlfriend on to see if she really is as cool as you think.

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Wanna watch Crippled Masters with me?

 

Or better yet we can get drunk and watch the golden egg of my VHS collection;

Terror in Tiny Town (a 1937 B/W all midget cast and crew cowboy film). They

ride ponys like they are horses!!!! I'll give a call tonight, talk to AIDS IS MEAT

Whom ever wants to be in, is welcome.

 

Be prepared for a thread on this, covering the drinking, the watching, eating,

and who knows. Ayyye

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dude i should have called you last night..

 

i was at north beach and shit destroying sand castles all night.. and i found a sand frog that some one obviously took alot of time to build. and i kicked its eye off.last night i found a sand frog that some one obviously took alot of time to build. and i kicked its eye off.

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Asshole, nextime look at the side sand creation. It was signed

Deter Rock One Ske Cold Chiller, the shit was for this beach gallery

thing that was going to be off the back. I was goning to have a couple

fake-ass Chicago Gary Bassman wantabees, and a black dude on tables.

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yo son. calm it down. your frog creation shit was all lookin at me funny. i had to show that nigga who ran the fuckin beach... just like i showed that motherfucker who was plowing the sand on the volleyball courts. yea i trampled right through that shit when he was done. and dug holes and shit. fuck those faggot ass college kids who play beach volleyball. i just made it so one of them would bust they shit and break an ankle. ya heard?

 

*edit* me typing with one hand is a bad idea.

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this is nuts. one of my old housemates was telling me how much she loved this movie, and sure enough out of the blue i find it on amazon for like $4. it's far more entertaining when not sober, however the dude's chicken wing hand and the "backpack" fighting at the end ruled.

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Yo, fuck this movie. This shit is the canal street version of the illest kung-fu movie of all time, "Two Crippled Masters". In the real one, the guy with no arms has a helper monkey that rides on his shoulders, and when the two guys fight, its literally the best action sequence in the history of film. I accidentally bought this knock off version last summer, and was supremely disappointed.

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