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Crippled Masters

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One of my favorite KungFu movies I required this week. CRIPPLED MASTERS

It goes real good with listening to Sage Francis and putting terraki sauce on pizza

 

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Lessions Learned:

1:Having both your arms cut off produces very little blood.

2:Feudal China possessed concentrated acid capable of rendering a man legless.

3:Everybody in China knows kung fu and are measured by their prowess.

4:It is possible to beat someone to death with your ass or humped back.

 

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On a scale of 0-11 flying kicks I give it an eight, great movie to test your new

girlfriend on to see if she really is as cool as you think.

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hahahaahahahahahahah oh shit!!! hahaah

 

kung fu is that shit man, but this is too much

i'd have to be lit to watch that bruh

 

good find.

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Wanna watch Crippled Masters with me?

 

Or better yet we can get drunk and watch the golden egg of my VHS collection;

Terror in Tiny Town (a 1937 B/W all midget cast and crew cowboy film). They

ride ponys like they are horses!!!! I'll give a call tonight, talk to AIDS IS MEAT

Whom ever wants to be in, is welcome.

 

Be prepared for a thread on this, covering the drinking, the watching, eating,

and who knows. Ayyye

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Guest Swizel

Beware the Sholin Catipiller! Those flippers are deadly.

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better yet. ill bring my camera. and we will document this. get some bitches over there too. their reaction will be priceless. ill talk to Aids Is A Meat... and see if his faggot ass is down.

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dude i should have called you last night..

 

i was at north beach and shit destroying sand castles all night.. and i found a sand frog that some one obviously took alot of time to build. and i kicked its eye off.last night i found a sand frog that some one obviously took alot of time to build. and i kicked its eye off.

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Asshole, nextime look at the side sand creation. It was signed

Deter Rock One Ske Cold Chiller, the shit was for this beach gallery

thing that was going to be off the back. I was goning to have a couple

fake-ass Chicago Gary Bassman wantabees, and a black dude on tables.

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yo son. calm it down. your frog creation shit was all lookin at me funny. i had to show that nigga who ran the fuckin beach... just like i showed that motherfucker who was plowing the sand on the volleyball courts. yea i trampled right through that shit when he was done. and dug holes and shit. fuck those faggot ass college kids who play beach volleyball. i just made it so one of them would bust they shit and break an ankle. ya heard?

 

*edit* me typing with one hand is a bad idea.

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this is nuts. one of my old housemates was telling me how much she loved this movie, and sure enough out of the blue i find it on amazon for like $4. it's far more entertaining when not sober, however the dude's chicken wing hand and the "backpack" fighting at the end ruled.

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The best part is when the dude with no legs jumps on the back of the dude wit no hands and they form lika a fighting combo lmao.

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