RoboThruster Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Long story short. Lately I've been hanging with this girl who's grown up on a punjabi continent. She's in my country to study and is absolutely gorgeous. After a whole lot of talking and silly ish she explained to me that she couldn't have a relationship with me due to cultural differences. That is to say... a nigga can't get a kiss without a dowry out in this piece. (This probably makes her whole deal sound backwards and primitive but she's really quite together. Its just the way things are over there). Anyway Robo is like fine, whatever, I've been rejected. I'll get over it and we can just be friends. But then the plot thickens when she mentions ... her secret ex boyfriend. She says shit like "Having a secret boyfriend can be...more fun" and what not. To get on with it, I got that "you should kiss me now to seal the deal" vibe from her most of the night and a kind of "your such a dickhead for not kissing me" vibe when I just grimaced and said goodbye. But I still left it. (I could have easily chased after her and done that shit). Why? Because I'm at a point where I'm pretty much a grown man. I'm not sure if running around all secretly, hiding from a super protective older brother who's the same age as myself is something I can do while holding my head up high. (She while being awesome in so many ways, is clearly not at this same point in her life). That and there are other girls in my life who I'm not sure about yet. On the other hand, she's a beautifull and intelligent young woman. If this shit is a problem for her maybe I should comprimise. After all you can find something to be fucked up about in almost any situation. Vote now or die horrible horrible deaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted August 3, 2005 Author Share Posted August 3, 2005 you can leave comments as well by the way. Leave comments or die horrible horrible deaths. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RoboThruster Posted August 3, 2005 Author Share Posted August 3, 2005 SHOW US HER TITS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 holy crap dude, im kinda in the same boat in relationships, if you read my thread about the girl im after. In my head i would say, go for it, be happy now forget about whatever happens later on, but on the whole grown man tip, yea, you have to thinka bout tomorrow. It's pretty much what you want you know. take that route. If tehre's a future there, then go ahead and be happy, if it's just a fling that she wants, let her go, even bangin' her is not in the whole steez since that seals it. yea, im letting mine go, even though ive wanted her forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 If you really want this to work and you want to go along with her customs as well, punch her in the face, ask her where the fuck her veil is, call her a whore for being out in public with her hair visible, then anally rape her. That's how they roll over there. Edit: Originally posted by RoboThruster@Aug 3 2005, 11:48 AM SHOW US HER TITS! Quoted post Did you forget to switch usernames before you started talking to yourself? Do you do this on the reglae? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Originally posted by Biggus Dickus+Aug 3 2005, 05:14 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Biggus Dickus - Aug 3 2005, 05:14 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> <!--QuoteBegin-RoboThruster@Aug 3 2005, 11:48 AM SHOW US HER TITS! Quoted post Did you forget to switch usernames before you started talking to yourself? Do you do this on the reglae? Quoted post [/b] 'show us her tits' is in every thread that mentions a vagina, and clearing the way himself defeats the sucka before he can begin to say it. go ninja go ninja go. sooo yeaaa to diffuse the horrible horrible death scenario, i'm going to say that yeah, she wants the robo dick. fuck her brother, if ya'll fight, it's whatever, but get at that ass son. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Dude. Gross. Don't do it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dawood Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 If you really want this to work and you want to go along with her customs as well, punch her in the face, ask her where the fuck her veil is, call her a whore for being out in public with her hair visible, then anally rape her. That's how they roll over there. you are an idiot and I would smack the mess out of you if you said that in my presence.....I hate how you people hear of one story , about some sick maniac in the middle east who did something stupid and then you say "thats how they roll over there" What about bubba who lives in a trailerpark in Nebraska who comes home drunk beats the hell out of his girlfriend and then rapes her 8 year old daughter? Oh , I guess thats how we roll, huh....punk. Don't make general statements about a whole continent based on your narrow minded views. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I thought an affair involved at least three people? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirty_habiT Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 MAD!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Im not down with cheating , but since everyone else is including females i say go for it ........ w/e Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 with a brown girl!!! ooooh... forbidden!..what will all the other white people say? edit: haha..sorry, I'm being a fool today..ehh..go for it..doesn't sound like y'all could have anything long lasting anyway..so you might as well just dl hit it for as long as you can.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 also the term "secret boyfriend" sounds like some shit straight out of 5th grade.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Originally posted by swif1@Aug 3 2005, 08:09 PM I thought an affair involved at least three people? Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Brown chick is the cheater. Robo is the dick on the side. Tradition and family values (manifest by her brother) are the cheated. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I'd say don't do it, because basically nothing could go wrong if you didn't...unless im missing something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Originally posted by dumy@Aug 4 2005, 12:57 AM also the term "secret boyfriend" sounds like some shit straight out of 5th grade.. Quoted post haha, i know. what is that about? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aids is a myth Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Originally posted by trackstand@Aug 3 2005, 06:00 PM Dude. Gross. Don't do it! Quoted post dont listen to trackstand, hes just saying that because shes not aryan. hit that shit! it'll be hot because it's all forbidden and shit. like being roman catholic and gay AT THE SAME TIME! LIFE IS THRILLING Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 No, don't do it.....indian girls are all fucked in the head. I'm backing trackstand on this one. let this bitch go and find a nice asian girl for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Just fuck the horny slut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 make her shake your paint Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 wtf is a brown girl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 DOES SHE HAVE MYSPACE!!?!!?!?? cuz if she does then dont do it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 put it where she poos Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Originally posted by aids is a myth@Aug 3 2005, 10:46 PM dont listen to trackstand, hes just saying that because shes not aryan. Quoted post I think you mean trackstand is jealous because he has mono. Do as you please, RoboThruster. Personally, I would give it a few months before I'd become her boyfriend. Give it time, is what I say. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 This is a mantra, repeated over and over as you do Richard's Three Step. The Mantra deals with the links between the language mind, our deeper emotional self, our actions, and our physical state. And lots more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
more Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 I'm dating a cute Bengali chick, her Dad would probably beat the shit out of her if he found out she's dating a non-muslim, white guy. Anyway it doesn't really bother me, I live with my parents too and they don't give a shit whether she's over. Plus she doesn't go out much so at nights, I'm free to go out and get crunk with the boys whereas during the days I can bone the fuck out of her at my place. Only problem with her is she has some mad phobia of giving head, got to work on that! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarahyoulose Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 all i ahve to say is that a) brown people can be either really accepting and cool and open to new cultures and willing to share their wonderful diverse and family oriented culture with you.... or not at all and shun the outsiders like crazy and 2) your children would be BEAUTIFUL. (my best friend is 1/2 Sikh (Punjabi) and 1/2 Ukrainian... HOLLA!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted August 4, 2005 Share Posted August 4, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL@Aug 4 2005, 05:44 AM put it where she poos Quoted post i heard they like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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