ModelCitizen Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 say anything the original cusack. here john plays a likeable single guy who's somehow had bad luck in his past relationships and must learn from his mistakes to get the 'perfect' girl, plays guitar, and enjoys kickboxing without knowing what he wants to do in the future. one crazy summer an earlier, less realized cusack. john finds himself as a likeable single guy who may or may not have somehow had bad luck in his past relationships and must learn from his mistakes to get the 'perfect' girl, while cartooning in cape cod and getting involved in wacky summer movie type shit. better off dead. screwball comedy placing cusack in the role of a likeable single guy who's somehow had bad luck in his past relationships and must learn from his mistakes to get the 'perfect' girl, a french exchange chick who lives across the street from him. high fidelity in this one john plays a likeable single guy who's somehow had bad luck in his past relationships and must learn from his mistakes to get the 'perfect' girl, and owns a record store with wacky employees. grosse pointe blank this ones kind of a stretch. john plays a likeable single guy who's somehow had bad luck in his past relationships and must learn from his mistakes to get the 'perfect' girl, while being employed as a hitman looking to exit the business during a return visit to his hometown. americas sweethearts the hollywood cusack. in a wild twist of character, we see cusack as a a likeable married star guy who's somehow had bad luck in his marriage and must learn from his mistakes to get the 'perfect' girl, who turns out to be his wifes assistant. in my opinion this one came from left field. serendipity definitive cusack. in this one john redefines the role of a likeable single guy who's somehow had bad luck in his past relationships and must learn from his mistakes to get the 'perfect' girl, this time with less annoying plot distractions. must love dogs the most recent cusack, involving animals. basically about a likeable single guy who's somehow had bad luck in his past relationships and must learn from his mistakes to get the 'perfect' girl, whom he finds through a personal ad about loving dogs. wack. **Bonus: being john malkovich cusack, but on crack. the story of a likeable nonsingle guy who's somehow had bad luck in his marriage and must learn from his mistakes to get the 'perfect' girl, but doesnt do that at all. instead he fucks everything up by finding a hole in an office wall that leads into john malkovich's brain then drops him onto the nj turnpike, which in turn leads to all kinds of oddball uncusackian shit. ***take in mind, its also my contention that in all other movies featuring cusack it should just be assumed that he is playing a likable single guy who's somehow had bad luck in his past relationships and must learn from his mistakes to get the 'perfect' girl ... but isnt necessarily highlighting that angle on screen. (not to be overlooked: an 85% chance he'll at one point be "caught in the rain" in any given film) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 "no thats a waste of a perfectly good white guy" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Wow. What a likeable guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 one of his first , lol wack movie, but i switched the channel and the part when they were in the girls bathroom with the pantys was on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by Gat:Bush@Aug 2 2005, 04:37 PM Wow. What a likeable guy. Quoted post damn you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModelCitizen Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 16 candles cusack = "pre-cusack cusack" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Aug 2 2005, 03:50 PM wack movie Quoted post opinion=discounted Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abrasivesaint Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 grosse point blank is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 This thread is awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 You forgot this one: Where John plays a likeable single guy trying to score with the ladies who gets selected for jury duty in a plot to screw over the gun industry, and secretly hiding his relationship with the woman who's playing both sides. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModelCitizen Posted August 2, 2005 Author Share Posted August 2, 2005 ^ "too much plot cusack" notice how the 4th name on that cover is like "who??" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Haha, she was probably the best thing about that movie, too. Could also be known as "Traditional Grisham Cusack". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 Better off dead, well really anything cusack, is a bit of a mania with me. grew up in the eighties. sue me. merry xmas. Charles Demar is the shit. Greendale is a bodaciously smalll town..... wake up...wake up...wake up..... didnt ask for a dime.......2 dollars....cash. it has rasins in it... you like rasins.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING OF HELL Posted August 2, 2005 Share Posted August 2, 2005 " lane, we had to leave, please feed the cat..." "lane, i would like to talk to y................" "there you are lane...." "whats a little boy like you doing reading big boy smut like this...." "will you take a check?" "......two...dollars......." "thats great... a teddy bear bigger than you...just great....." geek love..... "gee im real sorry your mom blew up, ricky" the international language........ "friends with potential......" "nevermind, i dont care...." "keymaster" "i gave her my heart and she gave me a pen." enjoy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModelCitizen Posted August 3, 2005 Author Share Posted August 3, 2005 ^ cusack rain moment!!! illest line from that flick: "this is PURE snow. you know what the street value of this mountain is???" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModelCitizen Posted August 3, 2005 Author Share Posted August 3, 2005 thin red line doesnt count because every actor on earth was in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilt TA Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 YET AGAIN TEN CENTS!@CAN I PLEASE GET A LITTLE CREDIT FOR STARTING THIS WHOLE SHIT WITH YOU!IM NOT BITTER AT YOU..JUST CUSACK FOR STEALING ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 what the fuck just happened? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 yall 4got this, its MAD slept on... clint eastwood directed... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 that movie sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ModelCitizen Posted August 3, 2005 Author Share Posted August 3, 2005 Originally posted by Girth Brooks@Aug 3 2005, 01:42 AM YET AGAIN TEN CENTS!@CAN I PLEASE GET A LITTLE CREDIT FOR STARTING THIS WHOLE SHIT WITH YOU!IM NOT BITTER AT YOU..JUST CUSACK FOR STEALING ALL MY GIRLFRIENDS. Quoted post the cusack formula is entirely autonomous, caps lock! credit only to mr. and mrs. cusack and their likeable gene pool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 Funny. I was just watching High Fidelity last night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRON KING Posted August 3, 2005 Share Posted August 3, 2005 2blazzed had it right with 16 candels. :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 Anyone ever read "Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs" by Chuck Klosterman? Its all short articles about various aspects of pop culture, and the first one is about Cusack. Shit is HILARIOUS. Also, identity sucked nuts. That was the stupidest ending in cinematic history. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 ^Yeah, but there's a "Cusack in the rain" moment so it gets a pass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted August 17, 2005 Share Posted August 17, 2005 I....waaaaaaant.....myyyyyy...twooooooooo....dolllllllllllarrrrrrrrsssssss! ha-ha...awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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