courtorder Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 this shit was REALLY fucked up. i was riding bikes with a friend, and i had a small light on. i saw a white streak, and since it was just about pitch black otherwise on this path, i couldnt see anything else. next thing i knew, i felt a MIST on the front of my body. Commence to chaos. i tore off my shirt, threw it in the street (big street) then ripped off my helmet and smashed it on the ground, yelling, "FUCK FUCK FUCK, I JUST GOT SPRAYED BY A SKUNK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!" needless to say, my friend was very confused until he smelled it and shit. I called a friend with a car, and he brought a tomato. i rubbed it all over, which helped a little bit. i was somewhat stripping in this residential area, rubbing a fucking tomatoe all over my body(think about this picture.) and some lady yelled, "GET THE HELL AWAY FROM MY CAR!" to which i responded, so calmly that it surprised everyone of my friends there,"Mam, I'm sorry for any inconvenience, i just got sprayed by a skunk and my friend is here to get me home." she shut the fuck up. got home, took baths and followed remedies (vinegar+water bath, hydrogen peroxide+baking soda+dish soap) and the smell is just about gone. Fuck. :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: :hatred: oh yeah, i want to commit genocide against skunks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 wow, sucks dude. hope you stank up my house if you visit the d Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 oh yeah, i forgot the awesome detail that i completely shaved my legs, and lower thighs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zed Riedfly Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 why is this kitty poops called skunk :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: :yuck: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
defyoner Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 hahahhaa awesome. buy my bike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 hahahhahaha, dude, i might have to. my bike smells FUCKING AWFUL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 the smell can't be that bad can it ? or does it sting as well or some shit ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 oh, it can. it can. think about a light mist of diaherrea. Yeah, it's kind of like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 that sucks for you smelly boy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 WWWWWack, I hope this shit never happens to me. Bathing in all of those ingredients doesn't sound like too much fun either, but I guess you'd do almost anything to get that awful stench gone. Hahaha, you shaved your legs, i wanna see that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveyoursister Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 hahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 when the toilet air is thick with shit do you avoid the smell by breathing through your mouth or inhale through your nose? i cop it sweet (nose) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 bumboclot.: im decent enough to go out, so you can see tommoro! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
courtorder Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 through the mouth while plugging the nose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bumboclot. Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 ^agreed. but the nose pluggage is not done with your hands, you just try not to breathe in with it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 the skunk shoots the liquid from two retractable nipples located on its anal rim Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 haha..he said anal rim..haha.. sorry, it's late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 ergh!!! im glad i dont see skunks going about there business in england. jesus. you should have chased the bastard and shit on him and then killed him will a house brick a bit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 my dog was sprayed last summer, unfortunately, i let her in the house without smelling it at first. bad idea. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 fucking rad, i snuck up on a skunk a few nights ago and took a flik, if i remember, ill post it up later tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gone gone forever Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Originally posted by dumy@Jul 30 2005, 09:33 AM haha..he said anal rim..haha.. sorry, it's late Quoted post :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 My dog got sprayed once. I coulndt believe how bad the smell actually was. Something like burnt gralic and fresh asphalt, with and extra dose of nasty thrown in. My condolences pal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Skunks are cool, youre just jealous . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 hahahah. oh man, thats blows Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 take a bath in tomato sauce it works Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grimes Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 that sucks yo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RideTheFire Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by FunTimePartyTeam@Jul 30 2005, 09:32 AM My dog got sprayed once. I coulndt believe how bad the smell actually was. Something like burnt gralic and fresh asphalt, with and extra dose of nasty thrown in. My condolences pal. Quoted post took about a week for the smell do die down on my dog. shit was rank though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 Originally posted by someone@Jul 30 2005, 05:27 PM take a bath in tomato sauce it works Quoted post you can make spaghetti when you're done Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 read the whole post, he rubbed tomato on himself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 31, 2005 Share Posted July 31, 2005 i poured tomatoe sauce on myself when i spilt gasoline on me. what is it with tomatoes? you say to ma to i say to ma to. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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