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History lesson via by e-mail

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Alright so some jackass thinks its cool to send me those email chain letters, I usually delete them with out reading it but this one sounded interesting its probably old news to some of you...

 

> History Lesson

> Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can.

>

> Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

> John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

>

> Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

> John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

>

> Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

> Both wives lost their children while living in the White

House.

>

> Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

> Both Presidents were shot in the head.

>

> Now it gets really weird.

>

> Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.

> Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln.

>

> Both were assassinated by Southerners.

> Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

>

> Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

> Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

>

> John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in

1839.

> Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in

1939.

>

> Both assassins were known by their three names.

> Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

>

> Now hang on to your seat.

>

> Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'

> Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

>

> Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid

in a

> warehouse.

> Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and

hid in

> a theater.

>

> Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

>

> And here's the kicker...

>

> A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland

> A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

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i heard that shit when i was a kid

 

coincidences are a bitch

but the monroe joke is a good one.

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Originally posted by ARCEL@Jul 29 2005, 04:05 AM

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and

hid in

 

i think he was shot from an apartment building

 

 

 

Actually, it was a warehouse. A book depository to be exact.

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At first I thought it was going to end with

 

 

"a week before he was shot, Kennedy was in Marylin Monroe".

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Originally posted by ODS-1@Jul 29 2005, 09:43 PM

At first I thought it was going to end with

 

 

"a week before he was shot, Kennedy was in Marylin Monroe".

 

 

I thought the same thing

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Guest Swizel

It's simple really. They are spirits doomed to a repeating cycle and{quote me on this} It's going to happen again in 2039 cause thats what happens when Jesus hates you.

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