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beardo's saturday night post 10-26-01

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Guest beardo

early 20's + not into bars = not many friends = being asleep at 11:30

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Guest imported_Tesseract

The horror,the horror,the horror...

 

Same age,with a flu. Poisoned from alcohol-cant drink cant smoke two days now.

Chilling at my girls house having a very relaxing time,i would be nothing without her.

Heads up!

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drew something cool.about to get off work..paint..show..sleep? naw..

I have creases on my cheek..from my fist..propping my head up..

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got drunk as hell.. wakin up now hungover but just realizing it isn't 11:40, it's 10:40. i think that means i should be asleep still.

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Did a wall

Ran into 2 writers who were also from the USA...

it scared me silly when one of em started speaking english

 

met up with delinquent friends

 

went to bars

 

bombed

 

happy cos Rome won the soccer game AGAIN :P :P :P

 

then i see my boy and his girlfriend, she cant fuckin walk

 

took to much K and too much to drink

the rest of the night is a nightmare of trying to get to a hospital,

keep the girl alive and hydrated and from puking all over the smiling happy

lost tourists

 

all the cab drivers dont want to risk her puking all over their cars and wont let us get in....

 

at some silly hour i get home, turn off my phone, struggle blindly up the stairs and bury myself in the blankets.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Got shitty at around 4 pm, after watching 2 old kung fu movies and drinking 40's. Dressed up as a street hustla with a big chain and an Oldsmobile hubcap I'd spraypainted gold earlier. Went to a big party, blew $18 getting shittier, grooved to dancehall reggae, grabbed a girl's ass (she let me do it). Peed in beer cups all night cause the bathroom line was too fucking long. Got home, ate my roomate's food, passed out. The end. Beer,

 

El Mamerro

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zack morris met the nicest girl on earth last night...I was at my friends halloween party and it was bumpin. Well I proceed to get drunk as fuck knowing that I can hold my liquor. I got drunk and some friends were going to smoke up and I thaught.."I haven't done that in over 5 years...I might as well give it a shot"...my drunk ass stumbles off with them and I smoke ALOT of hydro. I learnded that weed mixxed with about 5 or 6 beers is not good. I threw up so god damned much last night...My friends apartment is accross from some sorority girls apartment...I threw up on thier front door, intentionally.

 

ok so back to this girl...her name was amanda and I had been talking to her earilier before I spiraled into the 7th level of hell. she laughed at the fact that i came to the halloween party dressed as a fetus with a 10 foot umbilical cord. I proceeded to chuck some drunken dick at her. She said she thaught I was funny.

 

now a bit later I am curled up outside the apartment on the stairs throwing up and she comes out and for like an hour stands there talking to me and rubbing my hair. She tried to help me take a walk around the block. I think we made it about a third of the way before I threw up on someones car. We turned back and she takes me to her car. she lays me down in the back seat and turns her heat on fr me and gives me her wool jacket to use as a blanket. She sat and talked to me for so long while I just spilled my guts about everything...I told her she is really nice person and that she should let me take her to dinner. I can't really remember what she said to that though. I told her about how me and my friend melody both kinda like each other but know we don't want to date so when we get lonely we just cuddle and make out. I told her everything.

 

I even managed to get her phone number.

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Originally posted by Zack Morris

zack morris met the nicest girl on earth last night...I was at my friends halloween party and it was bumpin. Well I proceed to get drunk as fuck knowing that I can hold my liquor. I got drunk and some friends were going to smoke up and I thaught.."I haven't done that in over 5 years...I might as well give it a shot"...my drunk ass stumbles off with them and I smoke ALOT of hydro. I learnded that weed mixxed with about 5 or 6 beers is not good. I threw up so god damned much last night...My friends apartment is accross from some sorority girls apartment...I threw up on thier front door, intentionally.

 

ok so back to this girl...her name was amanda and I had been talking to her earilier before I spiraled into the 7th level of hell. she laughed at the fact that i came to the halloween party dressed as a fetus with a 10 foot umbilical cord. I proceeded to chuck some drunken dick at her. She said she thaught I was funny.

 

now a bit later I am curled up outside the apartment on the stairs throwing up and she comes out and for like an hour stands there talking to me and rubbing my hair. She tried to help me take a walk around the block. I think we made it about a third of the way before I threw up on someones car. We turned back and she takes me to her car. she lays me down in the back seat and turns her heat on fr me and gives me her wool jacket to use as a blanket. She sat and talked to me for so long while I just spilled my guts about everything...I told her she is really nice person and that she should let me take her to dinner. I can't really remember what she said to that though. I told her about how me and my friend melody both kinda like each other but know we don't want to date so when we get lonely we just cuddle and make out. I told her everything.

 

I even managed to get her phone number.

 

 

props to anyone who can pick up women while dressed like a giant fetus and puking everywhere. Thats talent.....

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Guest platapie

i went and saw k-pax and then got real drunk. go see k-pax pretty fukking good.

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