WhiteOx Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 wait, detos gay ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 this thread is gay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 when my brother and i were fresh off the boat, we did a lot of exploring through new orleans. the city has fantastic nightlife, so it took us a long time to find our way around. one night my brother and a friend go out bar hoping/clubbing and stumble upon a very infamous bar on lower bourbon. in they venture and are quickly offered some blow and a drink on some girl. they buy and do the blow, all the while this girl feeding them drinks all night. no complaints, right?! even better, as they're getting ready to leave, the girl asked them if they'd like to both come home with her and pull a 3 the hard way. to which they agree. so they get to her house and thing start moving at quite a rapid speed, no time for the bedroom... straight to the couch. while my brothers friend kissed the girl and foddles her tits, my bro works his way to take her panties off... and out flopped a cock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 fucked up! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by synaps@Jul 28 2005, 06:37 AM and out flopped a cock. Quoted post Ho-ho-ho-holy shit!! Get the fuck outta town! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaaahahahaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 oh my stars that would be horrendus! did they shiv him ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Jul 28 2005, 03:03 AM oh my stars that would be horrendus! did they shiv him ? Quoted post and now in english: holy fucking shit, that suck! did they cut that dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
register Posted July 28, 2005 Share Posted July 28, 2005 Originally posted by casekonly@Jul 28 2005, 01:25 AM this thread is gay Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 Yo synaps what did they do to him man? Hahahaha. I would of killed that cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 as soon as my brother noticed it (which would be fair quickly, i'd hope) he started screaming and got up to beat the bitch to death, but his friend who at the time was still making out with the girl, saw it and automatically started throwing up all over himself an the tranny. all the while trying to stop my brother from killing her so that they could get out of there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 :haha: I would of chopped it off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by Home Time@Jul 27 2005, 08:38 PM I heard a rumour that FunTimePartTeam plays for the other side. Watch it. Shhhh.. Quoted post YOU better watch it pally, just cause gay dudes flock to me doesnt mean I'm gay. Just good lookin. No homo. ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by FunTimePartyTeam+Jul 28 2005, 06:28 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (FunTimePartyTeam - Jul 28 2005, 06:28 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Home Time@Jul 27 2005, 08:38 PM I heard a rumour that FunTimePartTeam plays for the other side. Watch it. Shhhh.. Quoted post YOU better watch it pally, just cause gay dudes flock to me doesnt mean I'm gay. Just good lookin. No homo. ;) Quoted post [/b] Oh wait! I thought you were talking about me, but in fact, you were speaking of the funtimePARTteam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 yargh....this thread is awful I'm going back to the octopus link thank you very much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SPORTO Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 The blonde haird dude from 'Starksy & Hutch' recalled his days ( in a interview) as an struggling actor in LA during the 60's, anyways before he got a acting job he said he was play'n the party circut of LA, giv'n hed 2 old fuck fags with doh. Surviv'n he was, an many other troubled fucks do. Gay he is not, Moderators want..! As Xmas Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 owen wilson? really? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 that made no sense..and im sure owen wilson never blew anyones cock.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FRANKY JONES Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 "60's"...i think he means the dude from the original starsky and hutch,,,,not owen wilson.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? Look, I'm not a hateful person or anything—I believe we should all live and let live. But lately, I've been having a real problem with these homosexuals. You see, just about wherever I go these days, one of them approaches me and starts sucking my cock. Take last Sunday, for instance, when I casually struck up a conversation with this guy in the health-club locker room. Nothing fruity, just a couple of fellas talking about their workout routines while enjoying a nice hot shower. The guy looked like a real man's man, too—big biceps, meaty thighs, thick neck. He didn't seem the least bit gay. At least not until he started sucking my cock, that is. Where does this queer get the nerve to suck my cock? Did I look gay to him? Was I wearing a pink feather boa without realizing it? I don't recall the phrase, "Suck my cock" entering the conversation, and I don't have a sign around my neck that reads, "Please, You Homosexuals, Suck My Cock." I've got nothing against homosexuals. Let them be free to do their gay thing in peace, I say. But when they start sucking my cock, I've got a real problem. Then there was the time I was hiking through the woods and came across a rugged-looking, blond-haired man in his early 30s. He seemed straight enough to me while we were bathing in that mountain stream, but, before you know it, he's sucking my cock! What is it with these homos? Can't they control their sexual urges? Aren't there enough gay cocks out there for them to suck on without them having to target normal people like me? Believe me, I have no interest in getting my cock sucked by some queer. But try telling that to the guy at the beach club. Or the one at the video store. Or the one who catered my wedding. Or any of the countless other homos who've come on to me recently. All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them. I tell you, when a homosexual is sucking your cock, a lot of strange thoughts go through your head: How the hell did this happen? Where did this fairy ever get the idea that I was gay? And where did he get those fantastic boots? It screws with your head at other times, too. Every time a man passes me on the street, I'm afraid he's going to grab me and drag me off to some bathroom to suck my cock. I've even started to visualize these repulsive cock-sucking episodes during the healthy, heterosexual marital relations I enjoy with my wife—even some that haven't actually happened, like the sweaty, post-game locker-room tryst with Vancouver Canucks forward Mark Messier that I can't seem to stop thinking about. Things could be worse, I suppose. It could be women trying to suck my cock, which would be adultery and would make me feel tremendously guilty. As it is, I'm just angry and sickened. But, believe me, that's enough. I don't know what makes these homosexuals mistake me for a guy who wants his cock sucked, and, frankly, I don't want to know. I just wish there were some way to get them to stop. I've tried all sorts of things, but it's all been to no avail. A few months back, I started wearing an intimidating-looking black leather thong with menacing metal studs in the hopes that it would frighten those faggots off, but it didn't work. In fact, it only seemed to encourage them. Then, I really started getting rough, slapping them around whenever they were sucking my cock, but that failed, too. Even pulling out of their mouths just before ejaculation and shooting sperm all over their face, chest, and hair seemed to have no effect. What do I have to do to get the message across to these swishes? I swear, if these homosexuals don't take a hint and quit sucking my cock all the time, I'm going to have to resort to drastic measures—like maybe pinning them down to the cement floor of the loading dock with my powerful forearms and working my cock all the way up their butt so they understand loud and clear just how much I disapprove of their unwelcome advances. I mean, you can't get much more direct than that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nycbeatstreet Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 i think the gay part of the story is how your brothers wanted to bang some hoe at the same time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted July 29, 2005 Author Share Posted July 29, 2005 ''All of them sucked my cock, and there was nothing I could do to stop them.'' Dont know how that works out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 gayest thread ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 Originally posted by nycbeatstreet@Jul 29 2005, 08:12 AM i think the gay part of the story is how your brothers wanted to bang some hoe at the same time Quoted post per chance something twice as gay is that not once was there mention of my 'brothers' wanted to stiff some broad, yet my brother and a friend of his. read before you comment young rook, it'll get you far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 buuuuurrrrnned p.s. gay thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Devilush Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 my cousin went to the castro for the first time a couple of years ago. he got ditched by his friends and while he was waiting by the car, a bunch of gay guys rolled up and said "are you looking for any fun little asian boy?" he's scarred till this day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted July 29, 2005 Share Posted July 29, 2005 if a guy sucks ur cock, close ur eyes and imagine that its a girl jokes jokes no homo...no gay experiences here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted July 30, 2005 Author Share Posted July 30, 2005 Same as fucking a man up the arse Tough Love? :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 30, 2005 Share Posted July 30, 2005 Gay men love me. Only the high fashion drama queen flamer ones though. I dont understand why all gay men dont love me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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