CACashRefund Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Dear Son: I'm afraid that both you and your mother will have been worried of not hearing from me in the past weeks, but my situation here has become a difficult one. I have been officially accused of murder by the Army. The alleged victims were four Vietnamese double-agents. We spent months uncovering them and accumulating evidence. When absolute proof was completed, we acted - we acted like soldiers. The charges are unjustified. They are in fact, and in the circumstances of this conflict, quite completely insane. In a war, there are many moments for compassion and tender action. There are many moments for ruthless action - what is often called ruthless, what may in many circumstances be only clarity - seeing clearly what there is to be done and doing it - directly, quickly, awake, looking at it. I would trust you to tell your mother what you choose about this letter. As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid, lying morality and so I am beyond caring. You have all my faith. Your loving father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 When i was in 10th grade, my mother decided that she wanted to have a german exchange student living in our house. Once she got off the plane i was hot for her. She was so beautiful. after a couple of days here she went away from the house to explore the surroundings. i was minding my own business when i wanted to go somewhere. i was going into my room to get my wallet when i passed her room. i went in and saw a bag under her bed i looked in it and it was all her dirty clothes that she had worn since she got here. i looked through and found a pair of panties. i quikly went into the bathroom and began mastubating with them. little did i know i forgot to lock the door to the bathroom. she came home a little early and ,after a long car ride, needed to use the bathroom. she came in and saw me with her panties masturbating. we just stared at eachother for what seemed like an eternity. eventually she said sorry and quikly left the room. when i left the bathroom she was standing there. i calmly left the bathroom as if nothing had happened and handed her her panties. The remainder of the year she had to spend with us was very awkward http://www.thatsembarrassing.com/sex.php Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 i like the shoot the shit thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 In an upcoming Playboy interview, Geraldo Rivera calls Barbara Walters "a very sexy babe" who is "profoundly sensual, very female being with a great body." He also says, "I'm no homo, but I'm not ashamed to say that I'd do Hugh Downs in a heartbeat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deformatron Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 like i said before, i love huge, round breasts. on women. i hope this thread lives on and continues to waste my time as it does yours. geraldo rivera oner. http://picardwithouttehfunnay.ytmnd.com/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 what in the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 That was so bad, words cannot describe it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
teen_014.jpg Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jul 26 2005, 07:12 AM Dear Son: I'm afraid that both you and your mother will have been worried of not hearing from me in the past weeks, but my situation here has become a difficult one. I have been officially accused of murder by the Army. The alleged victims were four Vietnamese double-agents. We spent months uncovering them and accumulating evidence. When absolute proof was completed, we acted - we acted like soldiers. The charges are unjustified. They are in fact, and in the circumstances of this conflict, quite completely insane. In a war, there are many moments for compassion and tender action. There are many moments for ruthless action - what is often called ruthless, what may in many circumstances be only clarity - seeing clearly what there is to be done and doing it - directly, quickly, awake, looking at it. I would trust you to tell your mother what you choose about this letter. As for the charges against me, I am unconcerned. I am beyond their timid, lying morality and so I am beyond caring. You have all my faith. Your loving father Quoted post Because there's a conflict in every human heart between the rational and the irrational, between good and evil. And good does not always triumph. Sometimes the Dark Side overcomes what Lincoln called 'the better angels of our nature.' Therein, man has got a breaking point. You and I have. Walter Kurtz has reached his. And very obviously, he has gone insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I have no idea what's going on in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 congrats from the team Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I Hope somthing very dangerous comes there way AFTER that photo was taken....i dunno like a purple power ranger or osmthing like that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by GEEB@Jul 26 2005, 07:18 AM I Hope somthing very dangerous comes there way AFTER that photo was taken....i dunno like a purple power ranger or osmthing like that. Quoted post hahah dont you love the pictures you can find on google Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 look everybody! it's sexual harassment panda! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_grim540 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 put this guy in this and we could rule the world, and it would be very dramatic and stuff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 i woke up today earlier than normal, after going to bed later than normal, and i still don't feel like sleeping. what the fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chivita Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 i thought for sure this shit would be locked and then i'd be banned Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chivita Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by GREENOJOS@Jul 25 2005, 11:42 PM yo, just tell the counselor youre going to stab her. they love that shit! Quoted post hey , you think it will get me out of that shit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 "Just these two things." 1) Ive concluded that i will never be able to bag any hoes off of myspace. I will therefore stick to the old fashioned tactic of talking to girls in person; the whole computer thing is so impersonal, and i feel sort of cheesy when i realised that i am E-hitting on girls. 2) I will however maintain my myspace account, simply for the possibility that i will one day, in fact, get pussy off of myspace. Another reason i will continue to have a myspace is to contribute to the Myspace Picture Post Thread, as we are all aware that it is the best thread in the whole of 12oz. GB out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I remember being 11 and seeing local Latin Count kids get drunk off of Rhine Wine and fuck my friend's cat with a pencil. Detroit's is where the south meets the midwest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by chivita@Jul 25 2005, 08:31 PM uhm yeah i did mispell it Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Find the ugly black dude. Then go up one head and to the left about 3 and you will find my favorite guy in that whole picture. He looks cool as hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chivita Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 whats myspace? i want pussy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chivita Posted July 27, 2005 Author Share Posted July 27, 2005 Originally posted by 26SidedCube@Jul 26 2005, 02:17 PM I remember being 11 and seeing local Latin Count kids get drunk off of Rhine Wine and fuck my friend's cat with a pencil. Detroit's is where the south meets the midwest. Quoted post :haha: :haha: are you foreal :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 27, 2005 Share Posted July 27, 2005 ^^dude, that's gross. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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