dumy Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I mean, damn... Mom Pleads Guilty to Hosting Sex Parties Colo. Woman Pleads Guilty to Holding Sex Parties for Teen Boys, Says She Wanted to Be a Cool Mom GOLDEN, Colo. Jul 25, 2005 — A woman who told police she wanted to be a "cool mom" pleaded guilty to sexual assault charges Monday for having sex with high school boys at parties where authorities said she supplied drugs and alcohol. Silvia Johnson, 40, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor counts of sexual assault and nine felony counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor. As part of a plea agreement, prosecutors dropped two counts of distribution of methamphetamine. "She described herself as a `cool mom,'" Detective R.J. Vander Veen wrote in the affidavit. He said Johnson told investigators "she was never popular with classmates in high school and now began `feeling like one of the group.'" Prosecutors did not recommend a sentence, but each sexual assault count carries up to four years in prison, and each count of contributing to the delinquency of a minor carries up to nine years, district attorney's spokeswoman Pam Russell said. Johnson, who is free on bail, held parties for the boys almost weekly between October 2003 and October 2004, authorities said. She was accused of providing drugs and alcohol to eight boys and having sex with five of them. Police said the investigation began after one of the boys told his mother about the encounters, and she reported it to authorities. Copyright 2005 The Associated Press. All rights reserved. This material may not be published, broadcast, rewritten, or redistributed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 nice. no pics of her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 damn...i feel sorry for her kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 ha ha.. can you imagine being her son? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chivita Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 hahah wtf? man i gotta see her ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 what if your mom fucked 5 of your friends?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 I'm saying Lil' Johnny: Hey guys come to my house later! Mom's gonna be handing out meth and bj's all night! Crew: Yeaaaaaah! (all) HOW THE FUCK IS LIL JOHNNY GONNA LIVE THAT DOWN, NOT ONLY IS HE NOT ONE OF THE POPULAR KIDS BUT HIS MOM HAS BLEW HALF OF THEM...I mean, damn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 first Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 God, it would have been great if I knew this kid in high school. Every day, "I fucked your mom.", every five minutes... and it would have been true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 True story. I know a guy who fucked this kid from his highschool's mom doggystyle in her bathroom, pulled out, came on her back, spread his manbutter around with his dick and said "I like to play with my speeeeerm." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by Biggus Dickus@Jul 25 2005, 05:17 PM God, it would have been great if I knew this kid in high school. Every day, "I fucked your mom.", every five minutes... and it would have been true. Quoted post you say what i think in almost every thread i've seen you post in. good man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Jul 25 2005, 08:22 PM True story. I know a guy who fucked this kid from his highschool's mom doggystyle in her bathroom, pulled out, came on her back, spread his manbutter around with his dick and said "I like to play with my speeeeerm." Quoted post one word made this post so much funnier than it should be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 i was thinking the same thing boogie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useurname Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I bet the kid who tattled on them wasn't getting any from the "cool" mom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Chad Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 ahahaahah^ yea man wtf i dont know what to think of this shit. its funny as fuck though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CIPHER_one Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 "Hey kid...hey...kid...lemme borrow your butt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 DAD Pleads Guilty to Hosting Sex Parties Its a MAN baby! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 y'know if I was sixteen.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 ^You would fuck a man?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyHorton Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by shameless self promotion@Jul 26 2005, 04:13 AM DAD Pleads Guilty to Hosting Sex Parties Its a MAN baby! Quoted post gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 i think the three she didnt fuck were her sons. at least i hope she dint fuck any of her sons...."began to feel like one of the group.." how fucking sad is this shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by Biggus Dickus@Jul 26 2005, 01:17 AM God, it would have been great if I knew this kid in high school. Every day, "I fucked your mom.", every five minutes... and it would have been true. Quoted post the only thing that needed to be said.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 SKEET SKEET SKEET SKEET! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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GEEB Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 "WHOS YOUR DADDY, thats right, im your best freind AND your Dad! now fix me a ham samwiches for yoz pops boy!" HA-hA-HAHAHA-HA-WHO HAW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 ummm.... she gave the kids meth? But sex and meth are like oil and water. Parents these days... sheesh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 ^tell that to, um, apparently a lot of people who love that shit.. gross. The dangerous mix of crystal meth use and unprotected sex got the world's attention in February 2005 when it was revealed that a New York City man who is a frequent crystal meth user and had unprotected sex with numerous other men contracted a highly virulent strain of HIV. The virus with which he is infected is resistant to three out of the four classes of commonly used HIV drug treatments, and is so fast-acting that it progressed from initial infection to full-blown AIDS within three months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 ^ yikes! I'd bet that the average homosexual man HATES that kind of guy, just like Chris Rock hates 'Niggers' but loves black people. I'm sure that a large population of older gay men who are blisteringly political and have been out long enough to have lost many friends to aids absolutely detest young gays who are unsafe and irresponsible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Meth is the #1 growing drug in america. Oh yea i feel sorry for the crazy killer aids victims. they should torture the host for a prolonged amount of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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