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I could be way off here. This chick may have been ugly...

 

The reason most of us regular guys can't get girls like that is because the mass meat patrol of dudes dying to fuck anything under 120lbs put regular girls like this, with one slightly-better-than-average trait, up on a sex goddess pedestal. Now every other girl that looks remotely like her thinks she's a Maxim model destined for rockstars and Josh Hartnett when, in reality, they're scared little sheltered girls that barely know how to handle a dick worthy of make-out and dry humping with an effeminate male in an Abercrombie sweater and sea-shell necklace. I've dated these girls. 3/4 are dead fucks. The majority of them are so self conscious and inhibited due to the gossip circles they've adjusted to that you have to spend at least a year with them before you get freak privledges, and by then you're already bored. The trick is finding one without many friends that was ugly or fat at some point... they're actually real people and not just fuck dolls.

 

Dudes seriously need to realize they're their own worst enemy and quick... then girls like this will have to start developing something other than their 6-pack and bean burrito asses.

 

I'd still smash it to talcum, though.

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