Gunm Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 I want to confirm this once and for all. i have heard a lot of rumors flying around he is and some that he isn't but one thing is for sure..... .....I saw that movie Pitch Black and holy shit....what is up with the future? Do all convicts get shackled up like homosexual bondage slaves when they're being transported? Definately lent some credibility to the whole homo rumor. discuss.......now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 vin diesel doesn't liek to be called gay. may the wrath of the vin diesel bot come down upon you like a thousand world of warcraft nerds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Triple extreme. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 When Vin Diesel reaches a difficult point in his life, he often stops and wonders, "What Would Godzilla Do?" As the answer invariably is that Godzilla would devour a schoolbus full of Japanese children, whatever Vin does seems pretty OK by comparison. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
master bait Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 ^ I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 meh, if he is or isn't i could care less, hes ugly. Now if it were rumors about Johnny Knoxville then it would be a very sad day for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Johnny Knoxville's homo and Steve-O's on heroin. Sorry to dash your dreams sugar... just saying.. I know a girl that used to boot up with Steve-O. Alright, so I made up the part about Knoxville.. but Steve-O's definately likes the boys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 whoo, had me there for a minute buddy! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 i dunno, but he sure likes apples Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 what vin diesel lacks for in girth, he makes up for in intelligence. or so i hear.............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 i heard he likes to play Dungeons and Dragons,... in women's underewar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Just because he's a fairly sucessful male actor with perfectly manicured nails, flawless bone structure and a penchant for anal diddling, does NOT make him teh ghey. But really, who cares. Tom Cruise makes him look like Shaft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 tom cruise makes richard simmons look straight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 23, 2005 Author Share Posted July 23, 2005 It's just that i keep hearing people talk about it. Hearing one or two jerkoffs say something like "Aww yeah yo, I think fool is a mad homo." "Word son, he's a fag!" won't convince me.... ...but hanging out with a couple of hot girls that analyze that shit like a bacteria sample in a petri dish made me think otherwise If so, i bet he likes to be the one giving it.....ewwwwwwwww Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 his agent who made his fucking stage name "VIN DIESEL" has GOT to be gay. besides which, hes not worth being discussed about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Hes about as straight as a corkscrew Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 23, 2005 Author Share Posted July 23, 2005 Originally posted by ElectricitySucks@Jul 23 2005, 03:17 AM his agent who made his fucking stage name "VIN DIESEL" has GOT to be gay. besides which, hes not worth being discussed about. Quoted post who? Vin Diesel or his agent? :confused: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 ok, there are a bunch of guys discussing whether or not vin diesel is gay. this should stop. i saw two females post in here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Originally posted by LENS+Jul 23 2005, 03:20 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Jul 23 2005, 03:20 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ElectricitySucks@Jul 23 2005, 03:17 AM his agent who made his fucking stage name "VIN DIESEL" has GOT to be gay. besides which, hes not worth being discussed about. Quoted post who? Vin Diesel or his agent? :confused: Quoted post [/b] whoever decided his name should be "vin diesel." most likely his agent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 yeh my cousin used to go to the tunnel back when vin diesel used to bounce there and at the end of the night you can find him dancing with a bunch of thug ass dudes with his shirt off. so ehhh, its questionable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 23, 2005 Author Share Posted July 23, 2005 yikes....saraday, i think you settle the debate Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 anyone ever seen the pacifier? top notch cinema, right thurr! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 vin diesel was the inspiration for the movie 'rain man' and 'close encounters of the third kind' at the same time,. jery bruckheimer owns part of vins left ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casekonly Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Vin Diesel can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 If you play Contra on NES and put in the infinite lives code, Vin Diesel will jump out of the TV, punch you in the face, call you a pussy for cheating, and steal every bag of potato chips you have. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 LEIK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Vin Diesel can predict the shuffle on his iPod. Both Lee Harvey Oswald and Vin Diesel killed JFK. Oswald fired Vin Diesel out of his rifle. Vin penetrated JFK's head then exploded. If Vin Diesel were to stare directly at the sun, the sun would get scared and go to a different part of the galaxy. Vin Diesel cuts his penis off every night with baling twine only to find it fully regenerated the next morning. Only he and the billy goats know why. Vin Diesel invented the phrase "PWN3D" after a fist-fight with Ghandi, the details of which he has never released. Vin Diesel does not have opposable thumbs, He does, however, have a prehensile tail. If you put your ear up to Vin Diesel, you will hear either sounds of the ocean, or the tormented wailing of lost souls, depending on his mood. Vin Diesel fought in the Battle of Thermopylae in the year 480 BC. 300 Spartans assisted him by holding his incredibly massive testicles while he single-handedly routed the Persian army. Vin Diesel was born with a vestigial tail, which was removed and became 'The Artist Formerly Known as Prince'. When Vin Diesel recently underwent surgery to remove an obstructed liver, surgeons were suprised to find a smaller Vin Diesel inside him. Contrary to popular belief, Vin Diesel's balls cannot be used as a life raft. They can however be used as a sea anchor for large cruise ships. Vin Diesel knows how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood. Vin Diesel led a failed attempt to rescue Terri Schiavo, he was thwarted by The Communist Youth Brigade in the halls of the hospice who know his only weakness is a fear of shiny foil balloons. Vin Diesel can morph into an alpaca, and no matter how much you shear him, there is always more hair. Vin's hair in alpaca form in 80% steel, 15% flexible carbon-based polymer, and 5% unknown, highly radioactive isotope that scientists have nicknamed, "The Sperm Ruiner. Most people don't know this, but the bible actually ends with Vin Diesel showing up at the crucifixion with a pair of Uzi's and kicking some Roman ass. Vin Diesel was all like, "Jesus, I totally saved you." Then, off on the horizon, a bunch of Romans show up riding dinosaurs led by Mecha Pontious Pilate. Jesus busts out this sweet ninja sword and says, "Now it's my turn to save you." Then Jesus and Vin Diesel run towards the Romans in slow motion. That's how the bible ends. It's a cliff-hanger. I can't wait for the sequel, "The Bible 2: Water...Into Blood". Vin Diesel insisted that the new pope be named Pope POURRI saying that it would FRESHEN up the church. Vin Diesel loves a good pun. Vin Diesel shot the Sheriff, but he swears it was in self defense. Vin Diesel is not lactose intolerant, he just refuses to put up with lactose's shit. Jesus walked the desert for 40 days and 40 nights without food or water; Diesel did it in an hour. Vin Diesel single handedly built the pyramids. He isn't vain, so he let the egyptians take the credit. Vin Diesel's leg hair is harvested bi-monthly for use in fine Scandinavian carpets due to it's extreme strength, durability, and ability to ward off Russians. Vin Diesel's head sat on a wall. Vin Diesel's head had a great fall. All the king's horses and all the kings men got owned when Vin Diesel's head said, "What the fuck are you looking at? Vin Diesel translated the both the bible and the koran from its original text but swapped the endings "as a laugh". Vin Diesel has been operating as a commando for the US government in it's subterranian war against the Hyperborean-Lizard Man alliance. Vin Diesel owns the last remaining Tab soda machine in existence. Four of the Five Books of Moses were inspired by Vin Diesel's experiences as a pastoral nomad during the Middle Bronze Age. What Joan of Ark didn’t know was that she was actually hearing Vin Diesel. When in second grade, Vin Diesel was asked to draw a picture of nature. Just as he finished, Van Gogh ran in, swiped it off his desk, and named it Starry Night Over the Rhone. Vin Diesel's brain waves are audible to bats, and he uses them to get the bats to fly into his mouth. He has not sat down for a meal in twelve years. Shakespeare’s first draft of “Romeo and Juliet” was actually titled “Vin Diesel Gets All the Honey He Wants.” He is such a furious masturbator that he has had seven penis transplants Every time a bell rings, an Angel gets it's wings torn off by Vin Diesel. Vin Diesel doesn't have to drink his own urine, but he does because it is sterile and he likes the taste." If Vin Diesel did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him. Vin Diesel shot Bambi's mother. Vin Diesel loves the smell of napalm in the morning. On April 30, 1975, at 8:35am, ten Marines departed the US Embassy in Saigon, concluding the United States presence in Vietnam. Just 6 days later (May 6, 1975), Vin Diesel set foot on the coast of Da Nang carrying only a loaded Magnum revolver that held six shots and a Louisville Slugger with a rusted nail driven through it. On the dawn of May 8, 1975, the entire Viet Cong army had been found dead. Vin Diesel once saved a busload of orphans from going off a cliff, but only to consume them because he hadn't had breakfast that morning. Before he came to this planet, Earth did not spin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted July 23, 2005 Author Share Posted July 23, 2005 I hear vin diesel knows where jimmy hoffa is buried Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 here's a little known fact for yall: vin diesel was in "wildstyle" in the opening credits there are 2 guys scaling a wall, the one checking out the other guys ass is vin diesel <-- TRUE STORY.... (no for real, if you got wildstyle check it out...) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Vin diesel invented the spray can, and when people asked him what it was for, he replied "for my niggas!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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