GnomeToys Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Bump for smart, I'd fuck a dolphin, they're very intelligent animals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing Butterflies. Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by Herbivore+Jul 22 2005, 02:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Herbivore - Jul 22 2005, 02:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-MAGS156@Jul 22 2005, 03:09 PM what I dont get is why his colon was perferated unless the horse was givin it to him Quoted post i'm assuming the horse WAS the giver. i actually saw a disturbing video once of a fat white woman getting fucked by a horse and then a bunch of horse sperm gushed out of her and i almost threw up. Quoted post [/b] dude. what the fuck are you watching. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Internet horse porn. That video and another mentioned were insanely popular in 1999/2000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killing Butterflies. Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 Originally posted by dumy+Jul 23 2005, 12:51 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dumy - Jul 23 2005, 12:51 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ODS-1@Jul 23 2005, 08:39 AM How could a horse cock fit in a dudes asshole? Why would a horse want to fuck a dude? Quoted post These are questions that need to be answered.. Quoted post [/b] it probably started out like this: oh i'll just put the tip in. then the horse got into it, let it all out, releasing his animalistic ways, and fucked that guy till he died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted August 30, 2005 Share Posted August 30, 2005 naaaeee naaeeee .....only in america ahhaha you ferals! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jul 24 2005, 01:53 PM THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS, IF YOU LEFT A HORSE IN THE PROJECTS, NOBODY WOULD FUCK IT OR GET FUCKED BY IT. Quoted post Goddamn kid... every now and then I forget that it's possible to come this correct and then I stumble on some thread I ignored and remember why you're fam. YOU DON'T STOP! MLB LYFE? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thecarwreck Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 We've missed THIS version of the story? all of a page away... "Investigators reportedly also seized videotapes of the activity" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 Quoted post This guy was obviously an amateur. Quoted post i didnt know getting fucked in the ass by a horse is a proffesion?care to explain to us how you can differ from a amatuer horse fucker and a proffesional one....horse fucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted August 31, 2005 Share Posted August 31, 2005 I just really want to know why a horse would have any sexual desire to fuck a dude in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I have some closure for all you Horse Fuckers http://www.local6.com/news/5440653/detail.html Man Pleads Guilty In Horse-Sex Case POSTED: 2:00 am EST December 1, 2005 SEATTLE -- A man has pleaded guilty to trespassing in connection with a fatal horse-sex case. James Michael Tait, 54, of Enumclaw, was accused of entering a barn without the owner's permission. Tait admitted to officers that he entered a neighboring barn last July with friend Kenneth Pinyan to have sex with a horse, charging papers said. Tait was videotaping the episode when Pinyan suffered internal injuries that led to his death. Tait pleaded guilty Tuesday and was given a one-year suspended sentence, a $300 fine, and ordered to perform eight hours of community service and have no contact with the neighbors. The prosecutor's office said no animal cruelty charges were filed because there was no evidence of injury to the horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 god i would love to see that guy get kicked , I bet it's better than the dood branding the horse!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cultural me Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL@Jul 23 2005, 03:40 AM Quoted post hahhahahahahahah.... damn strait you from oregon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Jul 25 2005, 06:21 PM This guys funeral is going to be hilarious. Quoted post Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA+Jul 24 2005, 01:53 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (MEROJUANA - Jul 24 2005, 01:53 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-heavyLox@Jul 24 2005, 10:22 AM if the guy is harnessed in there and they give the horse a some room to take a running start, not only will it fit it'll burst your colon... Quoted post THATS NOT A PRETTY PICTURE B. AND THE REASON NIGGAS KEEP SAYING "WHITE PEOPLE" THIS "WHITE PEOPLE" THAT...COME ON, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THIS MUTHAFUCKA WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN AN OLD WHITE WEIRD PERVERT? I DOUBT THIS NIGGA WAS WATCHING BET LISTENING TO TUPAC WITH A DURAG ON WHILE HE GOT HIS DIGESTIVE SYSTEM PERFORATED BY A HORSE DICK MY NIGGA. BE REALISTIC. MINORITIES DO SHIT LIKE KILL PEOPLE FOR 2 DOLLARS AND BUS TRANSFERS. WHITE PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY LISTEN TO SCARY MUSIC, AND DARE EACHOTHER TO KILL MAD PEOPLE, (THEN FUCK THEM AFTER THEY'RE DEAD, OR EAT THEM AND CHOP THEM UP AND SHIT) NIGGAS ARE WEIRD. THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS, IF YOU LEFT A HORSE IN THE PROJECTS, NOBODY WOULD FUCK IT OR GET FUCKED BY IT. BUT SOMEONE MIGHT CATCH SOME TAGS ON IT OR STASH CRACK AND WEED IN ITS RECTUM. LEAVE A HORSE AROUND SOME WHITE DUDES AND ITS BOUND TO BE USED AS A SEX TOY. MERO.. BOOM! Quoted post [/b] The only time I have ever seen porn involving a horse (Going through this wierd European bitches laptop), it was a BLACK chick sucking then subsequently getting fucked by a horse. MINESKE BLAM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Birch Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jul 26 2005, 03:42 AM If you think all this farm fucking is weird, you should know about dolphin fucking, yes you heard me right, someone out there gets off to watching "flipper." Shit is foul. Quoted post is it true that if a dolphin gets a chick pregnant, a mermaid comes out? Or is it the other way around...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MAGS156 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I think they stick to butt sex so that dosen't happen Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PUMPKIN ESCOBAR Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Originally posted by John Birch+Dec 1 2005, 03:14 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (John Birch - Dec 1 2005, 03:14 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-CACashRefund@Jul 26 2005, 03:42 AM If you think all this farm fucking is weird, you should know about dolphin fucking, yes you heard me right, someone out there gets off to watching "flipper." Shit is foul. Quoted post is it true that if a dolphin gets a chick pregnant, a mermaid comes out? Or is it the other way around...? Quoted post [/b] Hahaha. Reminds of that king of the hill episode where hank gets humped by a dolphin at one of those dolphin encounters deals and the trainer gets jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 whaaaaaaat!! i got a 400 dollor fine for longboarding downtown....as well as drivers revoked for 4 years dude flix his buddy gettin impaled by a horse and gets off on that?!? 8 fuckin hours?? if ida known it was that easy ...i would been arrested for having sex with the lobster in the tanks at the chinese buffet a long ass time ago Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Issac Brock Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW HE WAS WHITE?? I FIND THAT VERY OFFENSIVE. IN FACT, I RECKON HE WAS BLACK. NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I AM GOING TO HELP MYSELF TO SOME MORE GRAVY. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 I saw that one, and then at the end the trainer ends up taking it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted December 1, 2005 Share Posted December 1, 2005 Originally posted by Issac Brock@Dec 1 2005, 03:57 PM HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW HE WAS WHITE?? I FIND THAT VERY OFFENSIVE. IN FACT, I RECKON HE WAS BLACK. NOW IF YOU WILL EXCUSE ME, I AM GOING TO HELP MYSELF TO SOME MORE GRAVY. Quoted post Horse gravy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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