Tough Love Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 ive seen farmers pull horse schlongs into sperm collecting tubes when theyr mating. that shits fucking gross hahaha its funny the guy died now his secret will be known to everyone who knew him...imagine how weird thatd be Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RideTheFire Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 hahaha... at the funeral. "howd he die? he got fucked by a horse" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 ....wait just for the record... SEX WITH ANIMALS IS LEGAL IN WASHINGTON.. ...speachless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted July 23, 2005 Author Share Posted July 23, 2005 there are a few Gems in the story. ^^^ that is one that def needs to be mentioned. No wonder seattle was so popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 "I had done sex with that horse and I's do it again" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fugazi Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Working as a psychologist in the Midwest, this is a fairly common sexual deviation to hear of. Most of the time, however, the human is the giver to either a sheep or cow. From what I've read and heard, a receiver of a horse is a rarity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeRVe54 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Originally posted by Tough Love@Jul 23 2005, 12:28 AM hahaha its funny the guy died now his secret will be known to everyone who knew him...imagine how weird thatd be Quoted post for real... and what would the obituary say huhh? yuck... id like to see that tho. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 How could a horse cock fit in a dudes asshole? Why would a horse want to fuck a dude? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 23, 2005 Share Posted July 23, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Jul 23 2005, 08:39 AM How could a horse cock fit in a dudes asshole? Why would a horse want to fuck a dude? Quoted post These are questions that need to be answered.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted July 23, 2005 Author Share Posted July 23, 2005 Because horse are perverted disgusting creaters, who by there nature like to get there freak on with whatever. I swear horses should be banned in the us, send them back to Saudi Arabia. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 This story is perfect if I need to shut somebody up or if people are rambling on about shit I don't care about: Idiot: "Did you hear that the local sports team is really going to have a good chance at the playoffs this year?" Me: "That reminds me, did you read that news article about that dude that got assfucked to death by a horse? It was fucking awesome." Idiot: "..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Originally posted by ODS-1@Jul 23 2005, 07:39 AM How could a horse cock fit in a dudes asshole? Quoted post it must have just been shoved in Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 ^thanks arcel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted July 24, 2005 Author Share Posted July 24, 2005 if the guy is harnessed in there and they give the horse a some room to take a running start, not only will it fit it'll burst your colon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Originally posted by heavyLox@Jul 24 2005, 10:22 AM if the guy is harnessed in there and they give the horse a some room to take a running start, not only will it fit it'll burst your colon... Quoted post THATS NOT A PRETTY PICTURE B. AND THE REASON NIGGAS KEEP SAYING "WHITE PEOPLE" THIS "WHITE PEOPLE" THAT...COME ON, DO YOU HONESTLY THINK THIS MUTHAFUCKA WAS ANYTHING OTHER THAN AN OLD WHITE WEIRD PERVERT? I DOUBT THIS NIGGA WAS WATCHING BET LISTENING TO TUPAC WITH A DURAG ON WHILE HE GOT HIS DIGESTIVE SYSTEM PERFORATED BY A HORSE DICK MY NIGGA. BE REALISTIC. MINORITIES DO SHIT LIKE KILL PEOPLE FOR 2 DOLLARS AND BUS TRANSFERS. WHITE PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE BECAUSE THEY LISTEN TO SCARY MUSIC, AND DARE EACHOTHER TO KILL MAD PEOPLE, (THEN FUCK THEM AFTER THEY'RE DEAD, OR EAT THEM AND CHOP THEM UP AND SHIT) NIGGAS ARE WEIRD. THE MORAL OF THE STORY IS, IF YOU LEFT A HORSE IN THE PROJECTS, NOBODY WOULD FUCK IT OR GET FUCKED BY IT. BUT SOMEONE MIGHT CATCH SOME TAGS ON IT OR STASH CRACK AND WEED IN ITS RECTUM. LEAVE A HORSE AROUND SOME WHITE DUDES AND ITS BOUND TO BE USED AS A SEX TOY. MERO.. BOOM! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Mero speaks truths. Go download some horse porn and find out for yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 hahaha, you forgot true story^^^^^^^^^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cracksmoka Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 ^ i cant argue with that... but it is possible dude was attempting to fuck the horse and got str8 booted in the gut that is a definite way to rupture ones colon... stupid horsefuckers... and why would fucking a smaller animal be "a problem" but smashing horse ass is perfecrly ok????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 24, 2005 Share Posted July 24, 2005 Because horse ass could take any human cock. Presumably you might be able to damage goat ass or elk ass if you're pounding it. Nothing like looking at all the sheep shit smeared on your erect johnson to know you had a good night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 "I'm rich and white and very bored right now. I think I'll go to the farm and get rammed by one of these." ".........." "You'll be sorry!" "HAHAHAH OMG NO YUO!!!!1" "Even I know better than that! That's like... " "I'm ready baby!" "..........splat" "OH SWEET MOTHER OF JEBUS!!!! OMG LOL" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RumPuncher Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 what would Mr.Horse say? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 "Shit, best white ass I ever had." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 25, 2005 Share Posted July 25, 2005 "You told me I was the best!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 This guys funeral is going to be hilarious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Originally posted by heavyLox@Jul 22 2005, 02:02 PM “If you’re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,” Urquhart said. Quoted post holy fucking shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 I believe channel 0 crossed a threshold with this thread..I mean, damn.. ^0^ "Horse? Cool. Sheeps, Goats, we might have problems." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 fucking hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scumdog Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 ..people in this city are fucked..for real.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 On a somewhat related note, I was flipping channels today and came up on the scene in "Conan the Barbarian" where Conan punches a camel in the face for absolutely no reason at all. I can't believe I forgot just how awesome that was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 If you think all this farm fucking is weird, you should know about dolphin fucking, yes you heard me right, someone out there gets off to watching "flipper." Shit is foul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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