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MEROJUANA

WARNING!!......WARNING!!......WARNING!!.....

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THATS RIGHT YOU SOFT ASS BITCH NIGGAS!! MERO AKA SLIDIDIDAP YOUR FAVORITE WRITER!! IN THE BUILDING NIGGA!! GODDDD...DAAAAAMN!!!!

 

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YEAH NIGGA I NEED KAYSLAY TO INTRO ME ON THIS SHIT, THATS HOW HOT I AM. YO...I AM VERY BORED. I JUST FINISHED FINALIZING PLANS TO SMOKE WEED IN A HALLWAY. WHATS REALLY GOOD? HERE'S A TIP, GET THAT NEW DIPSET JOINT, SHIT IS FIRE. IF YOU DONT BELIEVE ME DOWNLOAD "DIPSET SYMPHONY" I STILL NEED A JOB AND GOOSE YOU NEED TO HOLLA AT ME ABOUT THIS WEBSITE. THIS IS JUST ONE OF THOSE JOINTS I DO FROM TIME TO TIME WHEN IM BORED. FIGGIDEELME? I BEEN SPENDING MAD TIME UPTOWN LATELY AND NIGGAS OUT THERE SMOKE THE SKINNIEST BLUNTS I EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. THE SHITS LOOK LIKE VIRGINIA SLIMS B TRUE STORY. IM THINKING ABOUT MOVING OUT OF THE BRONX.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

SIKE!!! HELL NO NIGGA!!! THE DAY YOU HEAR ME SAY THAT IS THE DAY THAT JENNIFER LOPEZ IS PREGNANT WITH MY SEED AND WANTS TO MOVE ME INTO HER BEVERLY HILLS ESTATE. YO IM VERY BORED. WHATS GOOD WITH NIGGAS ACTING MAD MO NOW? LIKE THATS THE SHIT TO DO, ACT LIKE A MO. IF YOU MO, BE MO. BUT DONT FRONT LIKE YOU'RE A MO TO GET BITCHES. THAT SHIT IS CORNY. EVERYTIME I SEE A NIGGA WITH MAKEUP ON I TURN INTO THE INCREDIBLE HULK AND JUST START SMASHING MAILBOXES AND KILLING KIDS. NIGGAS DONT WANNA SEE ME KILL SOME KIDS...SPEAKING OF KIDS, HERE'S A JOKE.

 

MICHAEL JACKSON IS ON A PLANE WITH 2 OF HIS NIGGAS, AND 3 LITTLE BOYS...THE PLANE IS ABOUT TO CRIDDASH BUT THERES ONLY 3 PARACHUTES...MIKE'S BOYS GRAB A CHUTE EACH AND TOSS THE LAST ONE TO JACKO...BEFORE THEY JUMP OUT MIKE SAYS "WHAT ABOUT THE LITTLE BOYS?" TO WHICH HIS HOMEBOYS RESPOND, "MAN, FUCK THE LITTLE BOYS!" MIKE PULLS HIS PANTS DOWN AND SAYS "DO I HAVE ENOUGH TIME?"

 

MIKE IS GUILTY, WHY HE FRONTIN?

 

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YO THAT ANDY MILONAKIS NIGGA IS FUNNY, BUT HE WOULDNT BE NOWHERE NEAR AS FUNNY IF JIMMY KIMMEL DIDNT PUT HIM ON...WHY DOESNT THAT FAGGOT ASS NIGGA KIMMEL PUT ME ON? I THINK IM FUNNIER THAN THAT FAT LITTLE GREEK PIECE OF SHIT. FUCK THAT NIGGA B, FOR REAL. HOW IS IT 7:30 AND I HAVENT EATEN SHIT ALL DAY? BUT I SMOKED A BUNCH OF CIGGARETTES AND AM FINALIZING PLANS TO SMOKE MY 3RD BLUNT...WHY? BECAUSE IM BROKE. I NEED TO MEET A SLAMMIN 40 SOMETHING YEAR OLD BROAD WHO WILL PUT ME UNDER HER WING AND LET ME ROCK FOR FREE. MY NIGGA T JUST PULLED A CHICK LIKE THAT AND SHE GAVE THIS NIGGA (TRUE STORY) 1500 DOLLARS IN CASH AND SAID "TAKE WHATEVER YOU NEED" THIS WAS AFTER SHE GAVE THE NIGGA A BRAND NEW NEXTEL AND A PAIR OF JORDAN DUBZEROS...WHAT...THE...FUCK? EVERYTIME I MEET A GIRL THEY ALWAYS ASK ME TO GET A JOB AND SHIT. MAN I DONT WANT A MOTHERFUCKING JOB. NAH IM KIDDING, I DO WANT A JOB, BUT NOT ONE WHERE I WORK TOO HARD. SOME SHIT AT AN OFFICE WOULD BE WASSUP. I COULD JUST CHILL DRINK LATTES AND SMOKE BOGIES OUTSIDE ALL DAY. SOMEONE MAKE THAT HAPPEN. BLAH BLAH BLAH IM GONNA GO OUTSIDE AND THINK ABOUT WHY I SHOULDNT PUNCH NIGGAS IN THE FACE FOR LIVING. I WANNA GO TO HAWAII...HOLLA AT ME! IM SORRY TOMMOROW BABY! IF YOU CANT READ IT NIGGA, EAT IT NIGGA!

 

 

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"NAAAAAH"

 

 

MEROOOOOOOO

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MLB TEAM! TRK!

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I heard on the radio that the CIA is looking for liberal artists.... I suppose for our special analytical skills. Serious.

No more running from the man... now you can be the man... haha....

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hahaha..which station is this?..

 

if it makes you feel any better Mero..my office job can seriously suck sometimes..I do get to sit for hours on end though..fun

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Originally posted by dumy@Jul 19 2005, 06:49 PM

hahaha..which station is this?..

 

if it makes you feel any better Mero..my office job can seriously suck sometimes..I do get to sit for hours on end though..fun

 

 

NPR

For really real real reals.

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Guest imported_Tesseract

Man, no dis but this is getting more obvious each time...

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What constitutes acting mo? I always thought when someone was a mo it just meant they were a moron. People act this way to get girls?

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i took 'mo' as being 'homo'...hahah

 

your little girl is so cute, i could squeeze her to death...

but she'd probably beat me up or something.

 

you could be a...male escort?

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y'know I think homo is the 'mo he was referencing..but emo works suprisingly well too..

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Guest fr8lover
Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jul 19 2005, 11:25 PM

I JUST FINISHED FINALIZING PLANS TO SMOKE WEED IN A HALLWAY. WHATS REALLY GOOD?

 

ahahaha

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Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jul 19 2005, 06:25 PM

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I JUST FINISHED FINALIZING PLANS TO SMOKE WEED IN A HALLWAY.

 

 

yo kid PM with what hallway and im there in five, for real. I need that love.

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MERO WHEN THE FUCK YOU BRINGIN LASHANDA BACK TO BK? NIGGA I TOLD YOU YOU ONLY HAD HER FOR THE WEEKEND, ITS TUESDAY.

 

IM SAYIN.

 

GATS

VAG

SMOKE CAMELS

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Originally posted by CACashRefund+Jul 20 2005, 05:11 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (CACashRefund - Jul 20 2005, 05:11 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Balki@Jul 19 2005, 08:14 PM

Mr. smack your favorite DJ did this

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its a memorial to his friend justo faison

 

Kay Slay writes???!?!?!?

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duuude! of course

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Originally posted by test pattern+Jul 20 2005, 10:53 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (test pattern - Jul 20 2005, 10:53 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jul 20 2005, 05:11 AM

<!--QuoteBegin-Balki@Jul 19 2005, 08:14 PM

Mr. smack your favorite DJ did this

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its a memorial to his friend justo faison

 

Kay Slay writes???!?!?!?

duuude! of course

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....wasnt he in stylewars ?

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