imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 Tonight sucked. I haven't drank since the 4th of July. This qualifies as a longtime to someone who uses alcohol to tell people what I really think of them. I started putting a load on at around 8 o clock. I only met up with me boys at 12:30. Anyway, I went to a party after I bartended last night. I got some comments from 3 random people about how i was acting. To sum things up, they all said "WOW Matt....You're really awesome when you're not belligerent!" My response to this was "I should drink 12 ounces of tequila and start offending some people." I plopped my heinie down in some lawn furniture and started spouting off grotesque comments. Apparently the hit of the night went something like this- "HEY GRANNY!! C'mere and take a gander at my fat prick!.....Lemme know if it takes you back to the olden times ya' old cunt!!!!" Who knows. Anyway, I was thinking Long Beach tomorrow....maybe with a bottle of liqour? Any takers? Any bidders? That was to some girl who I'm friends with. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted July 17, 2005 Author Share Posted July 17, 2005 Originally posted by YEAHMANWORD@Jul 17 2005, 03:18 AM That was to some girl who I'm friends with. Quoted post About granny's cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 I have had a minimum of five beers beer for 8 nights straight and I feel like utter shit Tonight i'm going for a jog. I havn't even had a cigarette today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 man yeah, word Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_YEAHMANWORD Posted July 17, 2005 Author Share Posted July 17, 2005 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Jul 17 2005, 03:41 AM I have had a minimum of five beers beer for 8 nights straight and I feel like utter shit Tonight i'm going for a jog. I havn't even had a cigarette today. Quoted post Yeah i feel you. I haven't been jogging for about 28 days. Nothing better than running for a few days straight and then getting drunk to destroy all the work you did to get healthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 "i'm all ears" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 i offended hundreds of people the other night and i dont remember one bit of it, im really lucky i didnt get my ass kicked, thats what friends are for right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 i offended a few people and the neigbors last night, and the girl who's head kept on bouncing off the fence wasnt so happy either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 I guess I'm skipping work, but since I got an e-mail telling me to come in today from 12-6 that was sent at 1:37 PM today, I'm gonna have to say fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 i watched chapelle show second season... ate leftover chinese food.. and smoked some banging haze... best sunday ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 mum came over for a suprise visit, which was extra rad being that she always takes me grocery/clothes shopping whenever we see each other. been chilling with her all afternoon so far drinking wine and talking shit about her soon to be ex-husband who's she's going to be raking massive amounts of loot from soon in their divorce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 I haven't gotten out of bed yet. I think I'll go to taco bell later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 it's raining a lot down here in houston days like these are what movies are for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_jickers Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 i was gonna paint, but its 105 degrees and i, sadly, am made of butter and would melt in a matter of seconds :( Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 I am on a downloading spree. In the past 24 hours i have downloaded 3 games and working on a foruths, as well as a host of songs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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