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http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,15739502-13762,00.html

 

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Boffins create zombie dogs

By Nick Buchan of NEWS.com.au

27-06-2005

From: NEWS.com.au

 

Zombie dog

Eerie ... boffins have brought dead dogs back to life, in the name of science.

 

SCIENTISTS have created eerie zombie dogs, reanimating the canines after several hours of clinical death in attempts to develop suspended animation for humans.

US scientists have succeeded in reviving the dogs after three hours of clinical death, paving the way for trials on humans within years.

 

Pittsburgh's Safar Centre for Resuscitation Research has developed a technique in which subject's veins are drained of blood and filled with an ice-cold salt solution.

 

The animals are considered scientifically dead, as they stop breathing and have no heartbeat or brain activity.

 

But three hours later, their blood is replaced and the zombie dogs are brought back to life with an electric shock.

 

Plans to test the technique on humans should be realised within a year, according to the Safar Centre.

 

However rather than sending people to sleep for years, then bringing them back to life to benefit from medical advances, the boffins would be happy to keep people in this state for just a few hours,

 

But even this should be enough to save lives such as battlefield casualties and victims of stabbings or gunshot wounds, who have suffered huge blood loss.

 

During the procedure blood is replaced with saline solution at a few degrees above zero. The dogs' body temperature drops to only 7C, compared with the usual 37C, inducing a state of hypothermia before death.

 

Although the animals are clinically dead, their tissues and organs are perfectly preserved.

 

Damaged blood vessels and tissues can then be repaired via surgery. The dogs are brought back to life by returning the blood to their bodies,giving them 100 per cent oxygen and applying electric shocks to restart their hearts.

 

Tests show they are perfectly normal, with no brain damage.

 

"The results are stunning. I think in 10 years we will be able to prevent death in a certain segment of those using this technology," said one US battlefield doctor.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

Hahahahahaha, the slant on the report is hysterical. Specifically refers to the dogs as "zombies" in the headline, and presents an image of a wolf with a totally apeshit murderface.

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^^^haha..very true.. I just can't imagine that after the dogs were brought back that they suffered no ill effects...I would like some more information...

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Guest kasmoney

how do you tell if it is normal...dogs are stupid as shit anyway all instinct

 

cant ask a dog if it ok...kill sum monkeys that know sign lang..then ask them....dumb vets...

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naw this shit is true.. i heard it on the news about 2months ago...

however it didnt always work because most of the deseased dogs went braindead before they got their hands on em'

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Originally posted by IntangibleFame@Jul 14 2005, 11:35 PM

wasnt this posted before? and its all bullshit...

 

no doubt...throw this on the pile with the whole zombie scare in cambodia steeze

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this is something Mr. Burns has been doing for decades before it got exploited to the media.

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eexcceelent.

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Originally posted by LENS+Jul 14 2005, 08:07 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (LENS - Jul 14 2005, 08:07 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-IntangibleFame@Jul 14 2005, 11:35 PM

wasnt this posted before? and its all bullshit...

 

no doubt...throw this on the pile with the whole zombie scare in cambodia steeze

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You heard about that shit? I found this article but the page looks spoofed to me. It's not bbc domain and if you hover the mouse over the "printable version" link you get a link to horrorart.biz.

So yeah this is probably spoofed.

http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

 

The zombie dogs however....

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