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i hate when people talk on their cell phones in the bathroom, i try to fart really loud when im taking a shit and theyre on their phone. hahahha

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Originally posted by GREENOJOS@Jul 29 2005, 04:04 PM

i hate when people talk on their cell phones in the bathroom, i try to fart really loud when im taking a shit and theyre on their phone. hahahha

:huh2: This happens often?

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Originally posted by GREENOJOS@Jul 29 2005, 02:04 PM

i hate when people talk on their cell phones in the bathroom, i try to fart really loud when im taking a shit and theyre on their phone. hahahha

 

i talk to people when i go to the bathroom cuz its hilarious.

me--yeah, hang on, *groans*

them--what? dude! are you!? oh fuck you

*hang up*

 

its funny, try it.

 

i hate being addicted to the internet...

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People who think Mili Vanilli lipsync

 

And people that dont think A Homesick Abortion is funny as hell. I mean seriously whats not to like.

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People who think their Mustang is fast.

BItches that work at baskinrobbins, and e-mail my homie after he told the bitch not to address him, then I haft to hear him bitch about the dumb bitch that dosnt listen.

 

And "J-Lo" that dumb bitch. I best not find her working at baskinrobbins, else the shit will go down .

 

Also my backspace button sticks and I haft to retype my previous line.

 

And the French.

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people who talk during my lectures

jocks who wear oakley sunglasses and tevas

bitches who wear halter tops with normal bras

chinese house shoes...just stop this already

the emo haircut.

long ass fake nails

pink shirts w collars up (hey, youre still a fag)

ginos who wear head bands like the gotti fuckers

white rims or old ass cars with chrome spinners.

spoilers

running out of coffee

what the vietnamese ladies at the sandwhich store ignore me cause I am caucasian

cars who cut me off cause they dont know how to use signals

People who put looong as bits of music on their voice mail - that old soul sample you think you are original for finding doesnt make you cool - it makes me annoyed.

when art departments dont know how to label their files properly

Amerie (that voice... its like a million hornets stinging my ear drums all at once)

Brooke Burke.

guys who try to chop by making noises as if they are calling to some kind of small animal.

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^^its okay mes, the vietnamese ladies at the best vietnamese sammich shop here in sf ignore me too....and im freaking asian.

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Originally posted by MESTHREE@Aug 1 2005, 01:18 PM

people who talk during my lectures

running out of coffee

cars who cut me off cause they dont know how to use signals

People who put looong as bits of music on their voice mail - that old soul sample you think you are original for finding doesnt make you cool - it makes me annoyed.

when art departments dont know how to label their files properly

these idiots dont know hwo to prepare files for shit and have the nerve to complain about what your doing....

 

 

 

MES you are my proxy from here on out... Sing it Sister

 

 

oh i also hate when people say things like "sing it sister"

but im black and fulll of slefhate so its cool

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-tall people at the movie theatre.

-when your friend won't write with you because he's scared.

-any bitches i can't get.

-people who won't give me a dollar. wtf poor as faggot, it's only a dollar.

-anyone who won't give me a cigarette.

-anyone who thinks my aunts kids are mine.

-i REALLY hate little kids.

-when people lie to get attention

-when people tell you bullshit stories to be your friend, or just to do it for some unknown reason.

-bombing science, because all they do is flame eachother like e-thugs.

-people who paint over your shit

-my friend for wanting to change our crew name to "anti-buff crew", wtf kind of name is that? as if "twisted animator crew" isn't bad enough.

-when your marker runs out of ink.

-when people walk slow.

-i hate those FUCKING WIGGERS who try to act hard but the truth is they aren't.

-i hate people who make fun of the innocent public to impress their bitch or friends, that shit really sets me off.

-i hate homeword, jobs, anything work related.

-anything i don't want to do.

-i hate mexicans who think they are gangsters and tag up my school bathroom with XIV, and then get caught. fucking dumbasses.

- i hate goths, emo kids, and myspace.

-i hate people who think mac dre is the best rapper, learn about real hip hop dumbasses.

-i really hate people who idolize tupac.

-i hate people who think bob marley is the only reggae artist, find your own fucking music.

-i hate people who lie.

-i hate people who if you accidently bump into them they want to fight you. wow, get a fucking life.

-i hate people who laugh at me because i say i do karate, or go to the gym, look how productive you are. at least i can fucking defend myself faggot ass bitches.

-i hate that kid at my school who went to http://www.graffiticreator.net , printed out some gay picture, and said he did. what a faggot.

-i hate those asian/philipino/black/mexican girls who all they do is jabber on the bus so everyone can hear, shut the fuck up bitch ass virgins.

-i hate people who are virgins who make fun of me, you can see they got nothing on me.

-i hate people who constantly taunt me but when i come up to them they act all scared.

-i hated a kid on my football team because he always terrorized me, and i couldn't do anything because the coaches loved him and hated me, i didn't want to get kicked off the team. but once i pushed him without pads he walked away like a little pussy, i'm gonna knock that kid's teeth down his throat.

-i hate rapists and pedophiles, buy a fucking whore desperate faggots.

-i hate how mexicans act all hard and try to fight (nothing against mexicans though)

-i hate people who hate george bush and think they know everything about politics, the fact of the matter is, he won, he is a good politician, quit your bitching, ignorant fags.

-i hate people who flame on the internet.

-i hate everything, i hate bitches who hella wonna jump on my cock one day but another day they get a boyfriend. i hate conceited people, i hate everything and everyone

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Every asshole with a hammer and a peice of 2by4 who thinks he can do body work askin me every day if I want to fix my car , if I wanted it fixed it would be, and if I did want to fix it what makes you think I'm gonna let some jackass at the intersection with a car more dented than mine do it

mind your iown fucking business

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- nextel such a high bill for sucky service.

- my girls sister,her dad should have pulled out.

- maintinence in my complex

- girls that wanna get with me now that im with someone

- gas prices

- bills

- rent

- people who tailgate me when im on the highway in the slow lane

- people who grill me when im doing a buck on the higway when i pass them

- people who dont look when they cut u off and get mad when u cut them off

- the internet

- people who stare at my girl when im walking with her

- jealous people

- people who sit on there ass and expect everything with out doing nothing

- fake people

- shit talkers

- this damn salad dressing stain i just got on my lo bear shirt fuckkkkk

- messy people

- hate when u confront people about something then they deny everything they said

- people who act hard but we really know there still breast feeding

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Originally posted by LBone@Aug 1 2005, 11:58 AM

People who think their Mustang is fast.

BItches that work at baskinrobbins, and e-mail my homie after he told the bitch not to address him, then I haft to hear him bitch about the dumb bitch that dosnt listen.

 

And "J-Lo" that dumb bitch. I best not find her working at baskinrobbins, else the shit will go down .

 

Also my backspace button sticks and I haft to retype my previous line.

 

And the French.

 

 

Good show LBone... glad to see you're using the intarweb for something worth a shit besides your dirty asian porns. :haha:

 

 

To contribute to the thread:

 

Having to stretch out chargables longer than they should be stretched to fill my day with work.

 

Customers who think I'm there at their disposal to fix whatever the fuck has to do with computers even when I have no authorizing paper work for it....FUCK YOU ALL.

 

People that stop you from whatever you're doing by saying "hey". If you don't know my name or I don't know you don't talk to me, because I could be having a bad day.... unless you're a hot naked chick looking for the sex that chaffes your vag.

 

People who act like they know.

 

Pepole who waste my time.

 

When my brother helps himself to my last square while I'm sleeping.... that's shitty.

 

When my brother chats "on the internet with hot babes all day."

 

People who raise their voice when they begin realising that they're wrong and fixin to be proved so.

 

People that think they're invincible after they've been drinking.

 

People that try to justify anything that has not much of a justification.

 

I'll figure out more, I'm a pretty angry person.

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I am fucking sick of those rubber bracelets every fucking tiger beat teeny bopper and watered down mtv punk poser fuckhead is wearing these days. Seriously, I see some kids with like 30 of those things. ALMOST as bad as the candy bead craze which by the way I still see sometimes, usually on an arm with multiple rubber bracelets. :hatred:

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-people who use coupons for everything in their basket at the super market

-women in check out lines that wait to get thier wallet out til the last minute

-girls who arent feeling me (stole this one from above)

-people who got shit i want, fuckers

-really smart people who hardly try at school and still do well

-people who never get caught doing grimey shit

-showing up early to work to find out there is no overtime that day

-going to the movies to find out the shows sold out

-missing a tv show by 5 mins after its over

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when art departments dont know how to label their files properly

these idiots dont know hwo to prepare files for shit and have the nerve to complain about what your doing....

 

 

 

MES you are my proxy from here on out... Sing it Sister

 

 

oh i also hate when people say things like "sing it sister"

but im black and fulll of slefhate so its cool

 

 

You have no idea, actually maybe you do have an idea of my new found hatred for the idiots that find themselves working in the art dept. for big companies (maybe its nepotism run rampant except for all the big wigs have some latent string of retardation in their families {no offence to retards} or something) anyhow you'd think huge companies (ahem universalwarnersony) would have thier shit in order but noooooooo....

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- hip-hopper than thou artfag wiggers

- cell phones

- PeOpLe WhO TyPe LiEk Dis

- all the welfare mexican kids on my block

- muni drivers

- mini coopers and everyone who owns one

- mainstream music from at least the past decade

- movie remakes. hell, movies in general

- dudes in girl pants with stupid piercings

- driving. i fucking hate cars and everything about them.

- skate stoppers

- hippies

- acoustic songs about your feelings

- working

- the suburbs

- people who are way too fucking happy and outgoing

- organized religion

- parties

- basically everyone and everything

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  • God complexes
  • Akron, Ohio
  • Procrastination
  • Tag Bangers
  • Hip-Hop Purists/Underground Elitists
  • Overrated forms of entertainment
  • Anyone who has a problem with me wearing something "out of style" (Get the fuck out of here)
  • Being labeled "whitewashed" because I refuse to come across as anything other than myself and can live with that.
  • Racism
  • Overly sensitive ice queens that always get the last laugh because your ass doesn't want to go to jail
  • Grocery store packing
  • Grocery store management
  • Finding women that will never give me the time of day attractive
  • Overly developed jailbait that look, act, and lie to appear legal
  • Being a jailbait slut magnet
  • Fuckwits that just act like they give a damn about me like I'm stupid
  • Closeminded nutjobs

Meh.

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