Oi Vei Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 What's up with that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I dont know but this reminds me of my hideous heartburn i get damn near everyday. Does anyone got any tips on this shit or do i need to go to the doctor and get some of the expensive shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by Telo@Jul 13 2005, 11:58 AM I dont know but this reminds me of my hideous heartburn i get damn near everyday. Does anyone got any tips on this shit or do i need to go to the doctor and get some of the expensive shit? Quoted post you need a quadrupal bypass. go see dr nick riviera Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 "..I've been outbreak-free for over a year......." THANKS, VALTREX! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vanity Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 serious answer. sluts get herpes. people want to fuck sluts. people have herpes. people want to fuck sluts because they look good. (and, well, they're slutty). they look good cause they're in shape they're in shape cause they kayake (sp?) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 advertisements are a funny thing, it's all about psychology. do good looking people who kayak get herpes more than the average, i doubt it, unless it's a rental kayak maybe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 The kayakers symbolize the disease. Herpes comes and goes, but youll always have it. When it reappears it can be mild to really bad. Now the water symbolizes herpes, and since water can go from rough to calm to anywhere in between in closely relates to herpes. And people have to deal with that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I often want herpes when I see those commercials, so I can get herpes medication which will allow me to have the fun those people are having. I sure as fuck don't get to go rock climbing or kayaking without herpes. They're trying to tell me something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 The kayak has herpes now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 hahaha there should be loggers or truck drivers in birth control pill commercials. (gruff voice) "here ya go miss" anyone remember the fake tampon commercial on snl, that was great Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vptonbing Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 i dont know but i like to go for walks after I take Aleve Thanks aleve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GREENOJOS Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 HERPS, its whats for dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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iloveboxcars Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL@Jul 12 2005, 06:42 PM advertisements are a funny thing, it's all about psychology. do good looking people who kayak get herpes more than the average, i doubt it, unless it's a rental kayak maybe. Quoted post damn, that's a low blow. i dont think you have herpes rental. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Majority of you are H positive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by iloveboxcars+Jul 12 2005, 11:12 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (iloveboxcars - Jul 12 2005, 11:12 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ARCEL@Jul 12 2005, 06:42 PM advertisements are a funny thing, it's all about psychology. do good looking people who kayak get herpes more than the average, i doubt it, unless it's a rental kayak maybe. Quoted post damn, that's a low blow. i dont think you have herpes rental. Quoted post [/b] kayak for rent, it's supposed to be funny because lots of different people sit in the kayak of abstractness it and the dungeon part of the kayak is never cleaned, and kayaks have absolutely nothing to do with herpes in the first place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 ass herpes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ENO ELPMIS Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 kayakers obviously have more unprotected sex than every body else Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL+Jul 13 2005, 12:39 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ARCEL - Jul 13 2005, 12:39 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Jul 12 2005, 11:12 PM <!--QuoteBegin-ARCEL@Jul 12 2005, 06:42 PM advertisements are a funny thing, it's all about psychology. do good looking people who kayak get herpes more than the average, i doubt it, unless it's a rental kayak maybe. Quoted post damn, that's a low blow. i dont think you have herpes rental. Quoted post kayak for rent, it's supposed to be funny because lots of different people sit in the kayak of abstractness it and the dungeon part of the kayak is never cleaned, and kayaks have absolutely nothing to do with herpes in the first place. Quoted post [/b] it was a joke broseph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 HI, everybody!!!! hahaha I just heard a story about some 15 year old girl getting herpes in high school. thats just plain fucked up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I went to the doctor today... I got bit by a tick... So I asked her if I could get tested for lime disease, rocky mountain spotted fever (though I think I said spotted moose fever), and polka-dot pink elephant fever. She said it was too small to be a deer tick, and if I had anything I would get sick and have a rash around the bite. So then I asked to be tested for west nile and legionnaires disease, cause I've been bit by alot of mosquitos. But she said I would be sick if I had that, and that it goes away over time... (i thought that shit would weaken me and eventually kill me... lol) So then I asked to be tested for hepatitis, because my old roomate had hepatitis and I had a sore on my foot that I might have contracted it through. She said it's unlikely I would get it unless I was stomping around in blood. I said what about mosh pits? Not likely... Can I get tested anyways? Ok... Haha.... and it went on and on.... Maybe I'm a hypochondriac... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gren1 bnc Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 some boy at my school is a kayaker. he is such a fucking dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Kayakers? Well, some are viral and some are bacterial. The bacterial ones aren't so bad because you can clear them up with some hygine and a cream. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by CACashRefund@Jul 12 2005, 09:45 PM The kayakers symbolize the disease. Herpes comes and goes, but youll always have it. When it reappears it can be mild to really bad. Now the water symbolizes herpes, and since water can go from rough to calm to anywhere in between in closely relates to herpes. And people have to deal with that. Quoted post That is so beautiful :bawling: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neskoner Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 old dirty talks about girls having herpes in their ass,and the dude that fucks them dies very fast.JEEEAAH. odb forever.gone but never forgotten. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by villain@Jul 13 2005, 12:15 PM Maybe I'm a hypochondriac... Quoted post maybe?!!!! hahahaha. I just love the fact that all the bitches in the herpes commercials are hotter than donut grease. almost makes a mofo think twice. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Now that I think of it, a kayak kind of does look like a giant metal herpes infested pussy. Yeah, you know what I'm talkin' about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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