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What's the deal with kayakers

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I dont know but this reminds me of my hideous heartburn i get damn near everyday.

 

Does anyone got any tips on this shit or do i need to go to the doctor and get some of the expensive shit?

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Originally posted by Telo@Jul 13 2005, 11:58 AM

I dont know but this reminds me of my hideous heartburn i get damn near everyday.

 

Does anyone got any tips on this shit or do i need to go to the doctor and get some of the expensive shit?

 

you need a quadrupal bypass. go see dr nick riviera

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serious answer.

 

sluts get herpes.

people want to fuck sluts.

people have herpes.

people want to fuck sluts because they look good. (and, well, they're slutty).

they look good cause they're in shape

they're in shape cause they kayake (sp?)

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advertisements are a funny thing, it's all about psychology. do good looking people who kayak get herpes more than the average, i doubt it, unless it's a rental kayak maybe.

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The kayakers symbolize the disease.

 

Herpes comes and goes, but youll always have it. When it reappears it can be mild to really bad.

 

Now the water symbolizes herpes, and since water can go from rough to calm to anywhere in between in closely relates to herpes.

 

And people have to deal with that.

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I often want herpes when I see those commercials, so I can get herpes medication which will allow me to have the fun those people are having.

 

I sure as fuck don't get to go rock climbing or kayaking without herpes. They're trying to tell me something.

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Guest KING BLING

The kayak has herpes now

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hahaha there should be loggers or truck drivers in birth control pill commercials. (gruff voice) "here ya go miss"

 

anyone remember the fake tampon commercial on snl, that was great

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Originally posted by ARCEL@Jul 12 2005, 06:42 PM

advertisements are a funny thing, it's all about psychology. do good looking people who kayak get herpes more than the average, i doubt it, unless it's a rental kayak maybe.

 

damn, that's a low blow.

 

i dont think you have herpes rental.

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Originally posted by iloveboxcars+Jul 12 2005, 11:12 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (iloveboxcars - Jul 12 2005, 11:12 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-ARCEL@Jul 12 2005, 06:42 PM

advertisements are a funny thing, it's all about psychology. do good looking people who kayak get herpes more than the average, i doubt it, unless it's a rental kayak maybe.

 

damn, that's a low blow.

 

i dont think you have herpes rental.

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kayak for rent, it's supposed to be funny because lots of different people sit in the kayak of abstractness it and the dungeon part of the kayak is never cleaned, and kayaks have absolutely nothing to do with herpes in the first place.

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Originally posted by ARCEL+Jul 13 2005, 12:39 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (ARCEL - Jul 13 2005, 12:39 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>
Originally posted by iloveboxcars@Jul 12 2005, 11:12 PM

<!--QuoteBegin-ARCEL@Jul 12 2005, 06:42 PM

advertisements are a funny thing, it's all about psychology. do good looking people who kayak get herpes more than the average, i doubt it, unless it's a rental kayak maybe.

 

damn, that's a low blow.

 

i dont think you have herpes rental.

 

 

kayak for rent, it's supposed to be funny because lots of different people sit in the kayak of abstractness it and the dungeon part of the kayak is never cleaned, and kayaks have absolutely nothing to do with herpes in the first place.

[/b]

 

 

it was a joke broseph.

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HI, everybody!!!!

 

hahaha

 

I just heard a story about some 15 year old girl getting herpes in high school. thats just plain fucked up.

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I went to the doctor today...

I got bit by a tick...

So I asked her if I could get tested for lime disease, rocky mountain spotted fever (though I think I said spotted moose fever), and polka-dot pink elephant fever.

She said it was too small to be a deer tick, and if I had anything I would get sick and have a rash around the bite.

So then I asked to be tested for west nile and legionnaires disease, cause I've been bit by alot of mosquitos.

But she said I would be sick if I had that, and that it goes away over time... (i thought that shit would weaken me and eventually kill me... lol)

So then I asked to be tested for hepatitis, because my old roomate had hepatitis and I had a sore on my foot that I might have contracted it through. She said it's unlikely I would get it unless I was stomping around in blood. I said what about mosh pits? Not likely... Can I get tested anyways? Ok...

Haha.... and it went on and on....

Maybe I'm a hypochondriac...

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