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Bouncer at a strip-club

 

Benies include

- beating people whom smell like lotion

- hollaring at nigguahs about the pussy inside

- free pizza

- you can bring your bo staff

- get the low down on who's a man; who's got AIDS; and who needs a couple extra bucks for formula

- access to the world greatest lp collection.

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if i bounced (i am relatively small) i would be like you aint getting into this club without an id mothafucka and theyd be like what bitch im comin in here with yo lil bitch ass and id pull out ma strap and be like what neeooooowwww nigga and theyd be like my bad nigga im leaving

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Actually they're really kinda-sorta strict when it comes to brandishing steel.

This is where your bo-staff skills come in.

 

If you are really small you can work in a textile plant and fit your body into

the machines to fix them.

 

EDIT**

I thought that was beardo's comment.

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Originally posted by deterrent@Jul 12 2005, 11:20 AM

Actually they're really kinda-sorta strict when it comes to brandishing steel.

This is where your bo-staff skills come in.

 

If you are really small you can work in a textile plant and fit your body into

the machines to fix them.

 

EDIT**

I thought that was beardo's comment.

 

How do people get jobs as bouncers anyways? Do they go in for an interview like "yeah, im big and i can kick some ass". And since it seems like you know a bit about them, how is their salary?

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Being a bouncer is lame as shit.

 

The pay is fuckall. The best part about your job is getting to sit there and do nothing until someone gets stupid.

 

Bouncers dont really go around and ask club to club if they need help, theyre usually refered by a current bouncer or theyre seen around clubs and asked to bounce.

 

A friend of mine Chuck, a large black man, and when I say large i mean fucking huge. Seeks can back me up on that claim. Homeboy i s about 6'8'' 300lbs. He used to just go to hardcore shows and after about two years

he got the job offer.

 

 

Not having a job is awesome, im loving it at the moment. Im also making good money.

 

on the grind.

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Originally posted by Glik0@Jul 12 2005, 01:46 PM

Not having a job is awesome, im loving it at the moment. Im also making good money.

 

on the grind.

 

i would have agreed with you up until a couple months ago.. not working is making me insane. the worst feeling ever: wanting to work and not being able to. ugh.

 

and, no.. i'm not making money.......

 

... on the grind.

 

asdfjwa;ksjdf :mad2:

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i have a job, its just not doing even remotely near what they hired me to do. fuckers. plus i think theyre gonna go out of business soon, so..

 

just filled out an application at a cabinet building joint. who knows, maybe beards is the next eames.

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