Guest beardo Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 yup here it is Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
someone Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 beardo the clown or beardo the bearded man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Got any skills? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 just my bo staff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 the gods of 40oz are calling fool answer the door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 you can have my job! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadawhat Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 THIS Is me working at my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Bouncer at a strip-club Benies include - beating people whom smell like lotion - hollaring at nigguahs about the pussy inside - free pizza - you can bring your bo staff - get the low down on who's a man; who's got AIDS; and who needs a couple extra bucks for formula - access to the world greatest lp collection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 what, i dont getta see no T&A with that job? freakin forget it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 if i bounced (i am relatively small) i would be like you aint getting into this club without an id mothafucka and theyd be like what bitch im comin in here with yo lil bitch ass and id pull out ma strap and be like what neeooooowwww nigga and theyd be like my bad nigga im leaving Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Actually they're really kinda-sorta strict when it comes to brandishing steel. This is where your bo-staff skills come in. If you are really small you can work in a textile plant and fit your body into the machines to fix them. EDIT** I thought that was beardo's comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 live action version of spongebeardo squarepants? *does anyone get this? wonk saggin dlo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by nomadawhat@Jul 12 2005, 10:56 AM THIS Is me working at my job. Quoted post word. me too. actually I guess this is me looking as well. mandatories: 1) good money 2) month of vacation 3) pay to post on 12oz I think I can pretty much deal with anything else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 as of today, I too, joined the world of unemployment. I've had the same job for years, so I'm not even sure if I know how to job hunt anymore. definitely planning on taking a brief drunken hiatus, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 haha, welcome to my world. *le sigh* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Been unemployed for about five years, just keep collecting those food stamps and monthly checks, or start slang'n those sawbucks!!!! for real kid!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 sawbucks are the greatest thing ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JeezMan Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent@Jul 12 2005, 11:20 AM Actually they're really kinda-sorta strict when it comes to brandishing steel. This is where your bo-staff skills come in. If you are really small you can work in a textile plant and fit your body into the machines to fix them. EDIT** I thought that was beardo's comment. Quoted post How do people get jobs as bouncers anyways? Do they go in for an interview like "yeah, im big and i can kick some ass". And since it seems like you know a bit about them, how is their salary? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seeking Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 this is me helping you look. (that was it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 The pay is actually fucking horrible. I don't understand it myself. I be the majority of bouncers have complex social issues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 beardo the aCT'-or Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Being a bouncer is lame as shit. The pay is fuckall. The best part about your job is getting to sit there and do nothing until someone gets stupid. Bouncers dont really go around and ask club to club if they need help, theyre usually refered by a current bouncer or theyre seen around clubs and asked to bounce. A friend of mine Chuck, a large black man, and when I say large i mean fucking huge. Seeks can back me up on that claim. Homeboy i s about 6'8'' 300lbs. He used to just go to hardcore shows and after about two years he got the job offer. Not having a job is awesome, im loving it at the moment. Im also making good money. on the grind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
heavyLox Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Glik0@Jul 12 2005, 01:46 PM A friend of mine Chuck, a large black man, and when I say large i mean fucking huge. on the grind. Quoted post PAUSE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 hahahahahahahahaahhah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by Glik0@Jul 12 2005, 01:46 PM Not having a job is awesome, im loving it at the moment. Im also making good money. on the grind. Quoted post i would have agreed with you up until a couple months ago.. not working is making me insane. the worst feeling ever: wanting to work and not being able to. ugh. and, no.. i'm not making money....... ... on the grind. asdfjwa;ksjdf :mad2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
destroya Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 I got a job, but... I still move work from the AM to the PM. BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT BLAT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 i have a job, its just not doing even remotely near what they hired me to do. fuckers. plus i think theyre gonna go out of business soon, so.. just filled out an application at a cabinet building joint. who knows, maybe beards is the next eames. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest beardo Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 and thanks for the help, seeks. your complete lack of involvement means more to me than you will ever know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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