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Guest beardo

this is me looking for a job

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hahaha

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Bouncer at a strip-club

 

Benies include

- beating people whom smell like lotion

- hollaring at nigguahs about the pussy inside

- free pizza

- you can bring your bo staff

- get the low down on who's a man; who's got AIDS; and who needs a couple extra bucks for formula

- access to the world greatest lp collection.

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Guest beardo

what, i dont getta see no T&A with that job? freakin forget it.

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if i bounced (i am relatively small) i would be like you aint getting into this club without an id mothafucka and theyd be like what bitch im comin in here with yo lil bitch ass and id pull out ma strap and be like what neeooooowwww nigga and theyd be like my bad nigga im leaving

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Actually they're really kinda-sorta strict when it comes to brandishing steel.

This is where your bo-staff skills come in.

 

If you are really small you can work in a textile plant and fit your body into

the machines to fix them.

 

EDIT**

I thought that was beardo's comment.

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live action version of spongebeardo squarepants?

 

 

 

 

*does anyone get this? wonk saggin dlo.

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Originally posted by nomadawhat@Jul 12 2005, 10:56 AM

THIS Is me working at my job.

 

word. me too.

actually I guess this is me looking as well.

 

mandatories:

1) good money

2) month of vacation

3) pay to post on 12oz

 

I think I can pretty much deal with anything else.

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as of today, I too, joined the world of unemployment.

I've had the same job for years, so I'm not even sure if I know how to job hunt anymore.

 

definitely planning on taking a brief drunken hiatus, though.

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Been unemployed for about five years, just keep collecting those food stamps and monthly checks, or start slang'n those sawbucks!!!! for real kid!!

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Originally posted by deterrent@Jul 12 2005, 11:20 AM

Actually they're really kinda-sorta strict when it comes to brandishing steel.

This is where your bo-staff skills come in.

 

If you are really small you can work in a textile plant and fit your body into

the machines to fix them.

 

EDIT**

I thought that was beardo's comment.

 

How do people get jobs as bouncers anyways? Do they go in for an interview like "yeah, im big and i can kick some ass". And since it seems like you know a bit about them, how is their salary?

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The pay is actually fucking horrible. I don't understand it myself.

 

I be the majority of bouncers have complex social issues.

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Being a bouncer is lame as shit.

 

The pay is fuckall. The best part about your job is getting to sit there and do nothing until someone gets stupid.

 

Bouncers dont really go around and ask club to club if they need help, theyre usually refered by a current bouncer or theyre seen around clubs and asked to bounce.

 

A friend of mine Chuck, a large black man, and when I say large i mean fucking huge. Seeks can back me up on that claim. Homeboy i s about 6'8'' 300lbs. He used to just go to hardcore shows and after about two years

he got the job offer.

 

 

Not having a job is awesome, im loving it at the moment. Im also making good money.

 

on the grind.

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Originally posted by Glik0@Jul 12 2005, 01:46 PM

A friend of mine Chuck, a large black man, and when I say large i mean fucking huge.

on the grind.

 

 

PAUSE

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