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prank call her

 

Say you’re from ComEd and due to recent outages you're polling residents of

the neighborhood to check their refrigerators to make sure they are running.

She'll be skeptical and ask why, just reply if it's anything like her It probably

runs pretty ugly. Ten yell "BURN", "GOTTCHA", "STUPID", or any other

signature busted line and slam the phone down.

 

The key here is don't use *67 or any other blocker, she'll call you back upset

and ready to set fire, but when you answer the phone "yeah, this is trackstand"

she'll be struck with confusion. Explain to her that that you wanted to show or

childish side because tonight when you take her out you'll show her your man ness.

 

She'll def' want to fuck 'cus she'll be like 'dis niguah right here has tha largest

mofoing balls eva. Or she'll speak normally as she never talks to you again.

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DO IT!

 

last night I called two girls who couldn't be more different.

One is a ballet dancer who's just moved to my city to perform

Shakespeare. She looks like a cuter version of a young Angelina Jolie.

The second girl is a stripper who's going to be our first featured hammock model. She's a huge party girl with giant brown eyes.

She looks like a young Veronica Zemanova, but not as well endowed.

 

So I called them both. Got two 'dates' for the weekend out of it.

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