ODS-1 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 I hate when you're peeing but for some dumb reason you lose control and spray the wall next to the toilet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Jul 10 2005, 04:36 AM sometimes when i take a piss the belt gets in the way of my pee stream and that pisses me off... or the hole of my wanger will be semi stuck together and ill pee out two streams and it will get all over my roommates curling irons lying beside the toilet.. Quoted post if those were my curling irons, and i knew about it.. you'd be a dead man. for realz. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Im refering to it as a penix from now on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Originally posted by krie@Jul 10 2005, 04:42 AM ^ I hate when you go to pee and two streams come out, one goes in the bowl and the other is splashin all over the wall Quoted post Dude, that's awesome when that happens in a filthy public bathroom with other people in it, you can just stand there pissing straight forward at not hitting the urinal at all. Mega filth status. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 Update: well, after holding certain reservations about carrying on my morning routine, I decided it would be wrong to break tradtion. thankfully this time I was a bit more aware of the toilets longing to gobble down dongs and escaped without further injury. although a traumatic experience, I think it's safe to say this was a one-off and (hopefully) won't happen again. the cut is still a bitch. whenever it brushes over anything I let out a light yelp similiar to that of a boy staying at the neverland ranch. Originally posted by Glik0@Jul 10 2005, 04:31 PM Im refering to it as a penix from now on. Quoted post you can send my royalty checks in on tuesdays, thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 lolz. 5/5, imo. crazy kids. edit: what would Dr. Phil do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Dr. Phil would put half of the blame on his parents and then he'd say some retarded shit that we all already know and the people would nod like they had never thought of it. Then, after the show was over and they were done documenting, the family would go back to being exactly like the inbred rednecks they are. Word is bond, god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ILOTSMYBRAIN Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 i don't like this thread at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 how did u manage to get your penis stuck between the toilet seat...ugh man you should take better care of the schlong Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 could it be? i doubled posted within a single post.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Originally posted by synaps@Jul 10 2005, 01:49 PM Update: the cut is still a bitch. whenever it brushes over anything I let out a light yelp similiar to that of a boy staying at the neverland ranch. Quoted post If you don't like that feeling, here's another helpful hint. When you're drunkenly banging asian sluts, wear a condom so you don't get the clap. I had the "brush against it" yelp and the "oh god I don't want to pee again it hurts so bad" whine going at the same time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 10, 2005 Author Share Posted July 10, 2005 two pages about my cock outstanding!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Internet cockwaving has been taken to a new level. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Makes me wonder if girls ever get their no no places zipped up on accident.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seven.13 Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Wow... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdoyouthinkyourdoing Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Originally posted by MOOGLE?@Jul 10 2005, 03:31 PM Makes me wonder if girls ever get their no no places zipped up on accident.. Quoted post Maybe if they zipped it up too fast in an inwards motion...got the two lips caught between the zip...No. Or maybe just a tuft of hair sticking out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 Originally posted by krie@Jul 10 2005, 05:42 AM ^ I hate when you go to pee and two streams come out, one goes in the bowl and the other is splashin all over the wall Quoted post :haha: :haha: HAHA STR8 UP..THEN THEY SAY WE DONT KNOW HOWTA AIM.. :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 i love/hate this thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
slave_one Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 suck on my penix!!! hahahah... i would totally say that if i had one. like...totally. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
__ __ __ __ Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 and if u totally had one, i would totally find someone to suck it... gross Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 That shit happened to me once, worst thing ever. Luckily it was just sore for a few days, no cuts. I also zippered it up once too when i was younger, i ran crying to my mom who had to get it out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 haha you were like 18 when that happend huh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Originally posted by synaps@Jul 9 2005, 08:02 PM the brothers estaban pancho the entertainer. Quoted post ahahahahaa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 I was discussing the topic of this with two friends of mine, one female one male, and they couldnt understand how this would happen. I need some details, are you sitting on an oval shaped toilet or and old school round boy? Are you a hunchbacked shitter, red marks on the thighs etc. Or do you shit with a straight back. The straight back makes sense to me seeing as how your old willy could worm its way into a gap created under the seat due to lack of pressure. But if youre a hunch shitter, I think you might need to call Ripley's because your penis is quite adept at squirming. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 you have a gash in your penis. its like youre a he/she now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Originally posted by Glik0@Jul 11 2005, 12:14 AM I was discussing the topic of this with two friends of mine, one female one male, and they couldnt understand how this would happen. I need some details, are you sitting on an oval shaped toilet or and old school round boy? Are you a hunchbacked shitter, red marks on the thighs etc. Or do you shit with a straight back. The straight back makes sense to me seeing as how your old willy could worm its way into a gap created under the seat due to lack of pressure. But if youre a hunch shitter, I think you might need to call Ripley's because your penis is quite adept at squirming. Quoted post yeh i was wondering the same thing maybe his cock is like 13 inches long and just kinda has a ind of its own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 How the fuck did you bludgeon your Lungren, Dolph? Anyway, this just baffles me dumb as I've never come close to doing anythign like this. I mean, I've had the electric trimmers slip and bite sack from time to time... but this.... this is uncalled for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 i just want to take a brief moment to thank you for not including any pics Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 ^ haha...I second that. holmes...you gotta be extra careful with your gear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted July 11, 2005 Author Share Posted July 11, 2005 Originally posted by Glik0@Jul 11 2005, 05:14 AM I was discussing the topic of this with two friends of mine, one female one male, and they couldnt understand how this would happen. I need some details, are you sitting on an oval shaped toilet or and old school round boy? Are you a hunchbacked shitter, red marks on the thighs etc. Or do you shit with a straight back. The straight back makes sense to me seeing as how your old willy could worm its way into a gap created under the seat due to lack of pressure. But if youre a hunch shitter, I think you might need to call Ripley's because your penis is quite adept at squirming. Quoted post you ever sit on the bog for a while, get down doing your thing, then stand up and the toilet seat sticks to your ass for a second? suction styling?! that's basically what happened. I stood up just a little bit and leaned forward quickly to grab an ashtray. toilet seat stuck to my ass and lifted just high enough for the very tip of the dong to somehow get caught between seat and bowl. I sit straight up, so I'm assuming the suddenly lift and lean caused it to swing forward just enough to get clamped hope that helps explain things a bitbetter for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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