heavyLox Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 all ladies are not created equal in the area of beauty during the pregnancy. Some chicks keep a tiht figure and still look hot, some change form hot to beautiful, other cow out and fart a lot and that isnt so cute. i was at a wedding last week with a chick that was 7 months and hot as hell. its all jsut a roll of the dice. but while shes pregnent you dont have to worry, cause its not like they can get MORE pregnant. HIT IT RUGGED AND RAW; not me but you could. it can as ive been told also induce labor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Originally posted by heavyLox@Jul 8 2005, 11:49 AM all ladies are not created equal in the area of beauty during the pregnancy. Some chicks keep a tiht figure and still look hot, some change form hot to beautiful, other cow out and fart a lot and that isnt so cute. i was at a wedding last week with a chick that was 7 months and hot as hell. its all jsut a roll of the dice. but while shes pregnent you dont have to worry, cause its not like they can get MORE pregnant. HIT IT RUGGED AND RAW; not me but you could. it can as ive been told also induce labor. Quoted post MY CHICK LOOKED EXACTLY HOW SHE DID WHEN SHE WASNT PREGO. SHE JUST HAD A BELLY AND A HALF. SHE LOOKED GOOD BUT IT WAS LIKE FUCKING A BITCH WITH A JANSPORT FULL OF GEOMETRY BOOKS STRAPPED TO HER FRONT. AND BITCHES GET NAGGY. TRUE STORY. MERO. MLBC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Originally posted by trackstand+Jul 8 2005, 03:58 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (trackstand - Jul 8 2005, 03:58 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-fatalist@Jul 7 2005, 09:52 PM fuck yall don't talk about pregnant women....but then the most of yall want kids... your lucky we even want to carry your child, ingrateful bastards! Quoted post Every post of yours I read I get the impression that you are a really angry dyke. Quoted post [/b] your wrong asshole Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 prego women do nothing for me. I suppose that might change if it was my wife...but seeing as how I don't really want kids...or marriage...zero. trackstand really knows how to sweet talk the ladies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Home Time Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 Mero's quality. Pregnant bitches aint though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleNerple Posted July 8, 2005 Author Share Posted July 8, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jul 8 2005, 11:23 AM YOU NIGGAS ARE BRAZY...IVE BEEN THERE AND DONE THAT WITH THE PREGNANT GIRL SHIT. THAT SHIT IS BEAT. ITS ESPECIALLY BEAT WHEN SHORTY HAS YOU RUNNING AROUND THE WHOLE HOOD BECAUSE SHE WANTS "CLAM STRIPS FROM WHITE CASTLE" AND "FANTA" THEN WHEN YOU COME BACK WITH THE CLAM STRIPS AND A SUNKIST THE BITCH HAS A HISSY FIT. GIRLS BEING PREGNANT IS NOT SEXY. THEY KNOCK SHIT OVER WITH THEIR BELLY AND COMPLAIN ALL DAY. ITS LIKE BEING AT WORK WHEN YOU'RE WITH YOUR GIRL, NOW INSTEAD OF BREAKING UP MY WEED AND ROLLING MY L'S SHE'S TELLING ME TO RUB HER SWOLLEN FEET AND CRYING WHEN I LAUGH BECAUSE SHE GUESSED WRONG ON "WHEEL OF FORTUNE" FUCK OUTTA HERE NIGGA. PREGNANCY IS WACK, THAT SHIT AINT "BEAUTIFUL" WHATS BEAUTIFUL IS THE RESULT OF THE PREGNANCY, NOT THE FUCKIN PREGNANCY ITSELF, THATS LIKE SAYING, YO THAT CAKE BATTER TASTES GREAT!* SO NO, FUCK THAT. PREGNANCY IS NOT CUTE. AND SEX WITH A PREGNANT BITCH IS TERRIBLE. THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT PREGNANCY IS THAT YOUR BITCH WILL BE MEGA HORNY AND WILL SUCK YOUR DICK NO QUESTIONS ASKED. BUT THEN YOU GOTTA HAVE A PLAN FOR WHEN SHE GETS UP AND IS LIKE "FUCK ME" SO SET AN ALARM OR SOME SHIT OR HAVE SOMEONE "CALL YOU FOR A BAG" SO YOU CAN SAY YOU GOTTA GO MAKE A SALE. HAVING A PREGNANT GIRLFRIEND IS VERY COMPLICATED B. ALSO, IF YOUR GIRL DOESN'T REALLY HAVE BIG TITS, FOR THE FIRST 2 OR 3 MONTHS OF THE PREGNANCY YOU'RE GONNA BE LIVIN IT UP. SUCKIN TITTIES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER, MY BM WENT FROM A SMALL B TO A VERY NICE C. SHIT WAS GLORIOUS...ALTHOUGH IM AN ASS MAN IT WAS NICE TO HAVE SOME TITTIES. THEN THE STOMACH STARTED PUFFIN OUT, AND IT WAS A WRAP. "I WANT A PICKLE!" "I WANT SHRIMP RICE!" "BABY MY SNEAKERS ARE TOO SMALL CAN YOU GET ME SOME NEW ONES" "BABY CAN YOU GET UP AND TURN THE A/C ON ITS HOT IN HERE" (ITS 50 DEGREES) "DADDY CAN YOU GET ME BEN & JERRY'S PHISH FOOD" "HOWCOME YOU DONT WANNA HAVE SEX WITH ME? WAAAH WAAAAH WAAAH" I HAD TO CALL THE WAMBULANCE FOR THIS BITCH. SHE CRIED ABOUT EVERYTHING. HER CLOTHES DONT LOOK RIGHT, SHE CANT WEAR HER CUTE SHOES ETC ETC ETC. SO IN CLOSING ALL YOU NIGGAS THAT ARE READING THIS AND ARE GETTING HYPE LIKE YOUR ABOUT TO TAKE YOUR FINGER CONDOM OFF YOUR DICK AND BUST A NUT IN SARAH. DONT DO IT...UNLESS YOU ARE FULLY FOCUSED AND READY TO END YOUR LIFE...HOLLA. DADDY MERO MLBC LEAVE MY KIDS IN HER MAMA HOUSE *[NOTE: CAKE BATTER TASTES GOOD BUT IF YOU EAT ALOT OF IT YOU'RE A FAT WEIRDO NIGGA] Quoted post I think this is pretty much how I would feel... thanks for summing it up.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 8, 2005 Share Posted July 8, 2005 i was gonna say, lets ask hermdog, but he already posted. i like his answer. herm, you seem like a quality guy. i like the ones that look normal but just grow a basketball in front. i think it could be sexy if you cared about them. and it sucks for the ladies that grow three times their size...fuck gaining 60 lbs in 9 months. shit fucks you up. but most i dont think cant help it due to complications or genetics. if i get pregnant, im hoping for 20-30lbs. pam anderson only gained like 10 with her second...i dont think that was very healthy, feeding your kid drugs and all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Lactating girls? What? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Wow, what a stupid question. -J. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frankie the porn magician Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 Originally posted by wiseguy@Jul 7 2005, 08:24 PM sexy, not "porno" sexy, but beautiful i guess. i wouldnt say that its "gross". Quoted post thats funny u should say that.i ordered some porn today(tiffany and cumpany,slut puppies,do not disturb,toxic,and a free random 4hr dvd) and in do not disturb belladonnas still pregnant.i think shes in just about every scene.were gonna see if its sexy or not in actual motion.it also comes with a do not disturb door hanger. :king: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 If a girl is sexy anyways, I don't think that pregnancy neccesarily makes her less so. And if she's not sexy, getting pregnant will certainly not make her more so. I've definitely seen some pregnant girls that were really hot, and in fact maybe were made somehow hotter by the basketball. But I thought I was just some kind of pervert. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest westy Posted July 9, 2005 Share Posted July 9, 2005 They're alright looking if they were to begin with......but stretch marks are nasty as fuck nomadda what. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 This topic allways comes up who im with when we see chicks preggers...... To me I think they look RANK! So when I choose to have kids... my womans gonna be locked in the shed for 9 months!..... and if shes nice, ill chuck her a few chicken wings from time to time! ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 this might sound awfull but I've thought this threw.... I think me being attracted to her might depend on the sex of the feotus... and weather it's mine or not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whatdoyouthinkyourdoing Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by MEROJUANA@Jul 8 2005, 11:23 AM PREGNANCY IS NOT CUTE. AND SEX WITH A PREGNANT BITCH IS TERRIBLE. THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT PREGNANCY IS THAT YOUR BITCH WILL BE MEGA HORNY AND WILL SUCK YOUR DICK NO QUESTIONS ASKED. BUT THEN YOU GOTTA HAVE A PLAN FOR WHEN SHE GETS UP AND IS LIKE "FUCK ME" SO SET AN ALARM OR SOME SHIT OR HAVE SOMEONE "CALL YOU FOR A BAG" SO YOU CAN SAY YOU GOTTA GO MAKE A SALE. Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 am i the only one who would fuck a pregnant hoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 No I would, it just can't be my child and I have to know that it wasn't a boy. Anything to fuck without condoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleNerple Posted July 12, 2005 Author Share Posted July 12, 2005 Originally posted by meateater@Jul 12 2005, 11:36 AM This topic allways comes up who im with when we see chicks preggers...... To me I think they look RANK! So when I choose to have kids... my womans gonna be locked in the shed for 9 months!..... and if shes nice, ill chuck her a few chicken wings from time to time! ;) Quoted post :haha: :haha: :haha: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 i heard something like julius caesars wife or daughter would fuck hella dudes, but only when she was pregnant with the husbands kids. that way he would never find out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaBar2 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 NOTHING is more beautiful and sexy than a pregnant woman, especially if it's my kid, LOL! You guys that are hating on the girls deserve NO LOVE. The girls should show you the door. The only thing better than my wife being pregnant with my kid is after the baby was born and I got to hold my brand-new daughter. You talk about being awe-struck. I was practically fucking speechless with joy. The only thing I could manage to say was "Hello, darlin'. I'm your Daddy." After a couple of days, we went home from the hospital, and I went back to work. Work, when you've got a wife and a baby to care for, is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than when you are just taking care of yourself. I actually started looking forward to it. That's what Daddies do---they PROTECT and they PROVIDE. Anybody tried to harm my family, I would smoke their ass in a New York second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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earmuffs Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I'm all about the prego bitches. Best part is you know they put out! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DEE38 Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 Originally posted by KaBar2@Jul 12 2005, 10:45 PM NOTHING is more beautiful and sexy than a pregnant woman, especially if it's my kid, LOL! You guys that are hating on the girls deserve NO LOVE. The girls should show you the door. The only thing better than my wife being pregnant with my kid is after the baby was born and I got to hold my brand-new daughter. You talk about being awe-struck. I was practically fucking speechless with joy. The only thing I could manage to say was "Hello, darlin'. I'm your Daddy." After a couple of days, we went home from the hospital, and I went back to work. Work, when you've got a wife and a baby to care for, is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than when you are just taking care of yourself. I actually started looking forward to it. That's what Daddies do---they PROTECT and they PROVIDE. Anybody tried to harm my family, I would smoke their ass in a New York second. Quoted post :love: :love: :love2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by KaBar2@Jul 13 2005, 01:45 AM NOTHING is more beautiful and sexy than a pregnant woman, especially if it's my kid, LOL! You guys that are hating on the girls deserve NO LOVE. The girls should show you the door. The only thing better than my wife being pregnant with my kid is after the baby was born and I got to hold my brand-new daughter. You talk about being awe-struck. I was practically fucking speechless with joy. The only thing I could manage to say was "Hello, darlin'. I'm your Daddy." After a couple of days, we went home from the hospital, and I went back to work. Work, when you've got a wife and a baby to care for, is TOTALLY DIFFERENT than when you are just taking care of yourself. I actually started looking forward to it. That's what Daddies do---they PROTECT and they PROVIDE. Anybody tried to harm my family, I would smoke their ass in a New York second. Quoted post YOU WANT A PURPLE HEART NIGGA?? MERO GEE HATERADE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Preggers are hot. I smashed a pregger once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gigantic Jug Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 i think its a beautiful process... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EnimeeOne Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Ive tapped a pregnant chick before.. It was ok.. Infact I even posted a outline on her titties about a year ago. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 the girl i kickin it with has been a life long friend. She is beautiful. If i got her pregant i would let her do what she wants. We agreed a long time ago that if any pregancy happened we would fix the situation. Now i dont know. We would have really good looking offspring and i really care about her. Isors fallin for his X and far far from grace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Harvey Wallbanger Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by deterrent@Jul 12 2005, 12:12 PM and I have to know that it wasn't a boy. Quoted post ??? :huh2: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 13, 2006 Share Posted January 13, 2006 Originally posted by harvey wallbanger+Jan 13 2006, 10:52 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (harvey wallbanger - Jan 13 2006, 10:52 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-deterrent@Jul 12 2005, 12:12 PM and I have to know that it wasn't a boy. Quoted post ??? :huh2: Quoted post [/b] Im glad someone else caught this too.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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