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73 y.o. man kills leopard with his bare hands..

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NAIROBI - A 73-year-old Kenyan grandfather reached into the mouth of an attacking leopard and tore out its tongue to kill it, authorities said Wednesday.

 

Peasant farmer Daniel M’Mburugu was tending to his potato and bean crops in a rural area near Mount Kenya when the leopard charged out of the long grass and leapt on him.

 

M’Mburugu had a machete in one hand but dropped that to thrust his fist down the leopard’s mouth. He gradually managed to pull out the animal’s tongue, leaving it in its death-throes.

 

“It let out a blood-curdling snarl that made the birds stop chirping,” he told the daily Standard newspaper of how the leopard came at him and knocked him over.

 

The leopard sank its teeth into the farmer’s wrist and mauled him with its claws. “A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said.

 

As the leopard was dying, a neighbor heard the screams and arrived to finish it off with a machete.

 

M’Mburugu was toasted as a hero in his village Kihato after the incident earlier this month. He was also given free hospital treatment by astonished local authorities.

 

“This guy is very lucky to be alive,” Kenya Wildlife Service official Connie Maina told Reuters, confirming details of the incident.

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Nonono... this deserves it's own thread. That dude should be crowned Ruler of Earth at once.

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Originally posted by source@Jun 30 2005, 08:56 AM

at least i know how to stop a leopard if it attacks me now

 

I was kinda thinking the same thing.

 

I had a dog attack me when I was a little kid. Fucker bit me on my forearm. For whatever reason...I pushed my forearm as far back as I could in its mouth and managed to start choking the shit out of it. I can still remember the fucked up look in that dogs eye's when it went from badass attack dog...to oh shit...this 7 year old twig is gonna kill me.

 

It would have been much cooler if I had reached into its mouth and pulled its tongue out.

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Originally posted by SteveAustin+Jun 30 2005, 10:26 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (SteveAustin - Jun 30 2005, 10:26 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-source@Jun 30 2005, 08:56 AM

at least i know how to stop a leopard if it attacks me now

 

I was kinda thinking the same thing.

 

I had a dog attack me when I was a little kid. Fucker bit me on my forearm. For whatever reason...I pushed my forearm as far back as I could in its mouth and managed to start choking the shit out of it. I can still remember the fucked up look in that dogs eye's when it went from badass attack dog...to oh shit...this 7 year old twig is gonna kill me.

 

It would have been much cooler if I had reached into its mouth and pulled its tongue out.

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hahahaha that shit is funny as hell :haha: :haha:

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maby that voice meant to say "reach into him, and pull it heart out"

regaurdless, that dude has some balls to pull a stunt like that...im pretty sure hes getting all the hoes in his village now.

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Originally posted by saraday@Jun 30 2005, 08:51 AM

“A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,”

 

my favorite part

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Originally posted by GEEB@Jun 30 2005, 05:24 PM

,...im pretty sure hes getting all the hoes in his village now.

 

hahaha..

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Originally posted by saraday@Jun 30 2005, 01:51 PM

“A voice, which must have come from God, whispered to me to drop the panga (machete) and thrust my hand in its wide-open mouth. I obeyed,” M’Mburugu said.

 

 

Hahaha. Isn't panga spanish for penis? If so that makes this line hillarious.

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