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So this guy is dressed like a judge and while slapping his dick onto some girls ass he yells:

 

ORDER IN THE CUNT! ORDER IN THE CUNT!!!

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Another one:

 

Guy is sitting on the couch and infront theres a naked girl thats blocking his view to a huge clock in the wall...dude goes like "DAMN GIRL, CANT SEE THE TIME TO FUCK YOU"

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Girl sitting on a table, guy goes to fuck her in the ass, girl responds with, "b...b...but i poop from there."

 

Guys looks at her and goes. Not now youre not.

 

 

 

 

Another great one was from a peter north flick called Best Butts. There are some hands in a box grabbing a chicks ass

then she turns to start sucking off peter north and he simply says in a voice like a child on christmas morning " ALRIGHT, SUCK MY DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK."

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From an unknown clip downloaded from Kazaa:

 

Man and woman are sitting by a swimming pool in swimming suits.

 

W: What do you want to do?

M: We could go swimming.

W: I don't know, the pool is kind of cold.

M: Ever try analsex?

 

*cue assfucking*

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I saw this one pron where it was a black dude and some white bitch. while fucking the bitch takes of her blonde wig and she had a shaved head and the like a minute later it pans in and the black dude is wear a long blonde haired wig boning this bitch.

 

I think I peed a little bit from laughing when I saw this.

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this guy was driving a teenage babysitter home and started rubbing her leg and was and she turns to him and he looks her straight in her eyes and say im still a virgin haha and his guy was like a 60 year old and and the babysitter was like i baby sitt for you and he says its his dead brothers and his dead wife's baby lol and later on hes like in a deep russian voice"yeahh suck my pepe yeaa thats it suck my pepe intill you suck my stuff out" wackkest porn ever

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