Dick Quickwood Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 when you get a hot dog at a conveinance store, put more than one in the hot dog box Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wAndEreR Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 THANX FOR THE TIP ;) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 so thats your key to success. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 self service convenience store dogs? what kind of peasant ass 7-11 you going to? enjoy your double sneeze-dog Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 as opposed to the gourmet hot dogs which abc will have nothing less then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 yes....the great debate over the healthy and sanitary content of hotdogs... however, i was all about this shit when i was little. sounds good now. dont forget the nacho cheese and chilly, motherfucker. i got some nachos from the gas station last summer and was eating them while i was in line to pay. even the fat sweaty old guy behind me was laughing at me. he thought id finish them before i got up to the front. cant have no soggy nachos now...fat guys should know these things. ps i love food. *most importantly, i like the tip. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 we used to fill up the big slurpee cups with candy and then fill it with slurpee. sugar addicted criminals at the age of 14. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Thats a timeless classic Iquit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Originally posted by rental@Jun 29 2005, 11:55 PM icant have no soggy nachos now...fat guys should know these things. ps i love food. *most importantly, i like the tip. Quoted post hahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Originally posted by wAndEreR@Jun 30 2005, 04:23 AM THANX FOR THE TIP ;) Quoted post AWWWWWW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 The tip of the minute glistens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 This is one of the best threads ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oh so modern Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 someone call peta. peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted June 30, 2005 Author Share Posted June 30, 2005 Originally posted by GnomeToys@Jun 29 2005, 11:35 PM The tip of the minute glistens. Quoted post hahaha. it also spurts cheese sauce from the hot dog urethra. mmm the cheese ones are the best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunyip Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 i prefer my dogs fried, like they do at fish and chip shops. more fat, more flavour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I find it strange when walking into a convience store during the day, starring at the food thinking "that shit is rank, id never touch that" Then walking back into one at 3am, drunk, and thinking "that shit looks awsome, ill take one thanks" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Originally posted by dumy+Jun 30 2005, 05:16 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dumy - Jun 30 2005, 05:16 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-rental@Jun 29 2005, 11:55 PM icant have no soggy nachos now...fat guys should know these things. ps i love food. *most importantly, i like the tip. Quoted post hahaha Quoted post [/b] IF WASNT A GIRL THAT WOULD SO GO IN THE UNDERTONES THREAD... holy drunken capslock batman! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kilgore Trout Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Lips and assholes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Originally posted by krie@Jun 30 2005, 04:21 AM I find it strange when walking into a convience store during the day, starring at the food thinking "that shit is rank, id never touch that" Then walking back into one at 3am, drunk, and thinking "that shit looks awsome, ill take one thanks" Quoted post no shit...but my rational is that if my blood stream has enough alcohol in it, it should kill off pretty much any infectious bacteria that could be in those weiners. Thats my cure for everything. if you get enough alcohol in you it will kill what ever is ailing you....got a cold? get hammered. Got parasites? get hammered and then in turn get them hammered and hope that you can out drink them...unwanted pregnancy?...get hammered ALOT. p.s. parts of this were worded just so I can see who is first to put part of this in the homersexual ubertones thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Thats a flawless policy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 i ate a lot of hot dogs in elementary school. yuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turd Ferguson Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Jun 29 2005, 09:59 PM we used to fill up the big slurpee cups with candy and then fill it with slurpee. sugar addicted criminals at the age of 14. Quoted post ha ha my brother is 24 and still does this.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GnomeToys Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Originally posted by krie@Jun 30 2005, 04:21 AM I find it strange when walking into a convience store during the day, starring at the food thinking "that shit is rank, id never touch that" Then walking back into one at 3am, drunk, and thinking "that shit looks awsome, ill take one thanks" Quoted post That's one of the reasons I quit drinking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turd Ferguson Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 Originally posted by Zack Morris+Jun 30 2005, 04:08 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Zack Morris - Jun 30 2005, 04:08 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-krie@Jun 30 2005, 04:21 AM I find it strange when walking into a convience store during the day, starring at the food thinking "that shit is rank, id never touch that" Then walking back into one at 3am, drunk, and thinking "that shit looks awsome, ill take one thanks" Quoted post no shit...but my rational is that if my blood stream has enough alcohol in it, it should kill off pretty much any infectious bacteria that could be in those weiners. Thats my cure for everything. if you get enough alcohol in you it will kill what ever is ailing you....got a cold? get hammered. Got parasites? get hammered and then in turn get them hammered and hope that you can out drink them...unwanted pregnancy?...get hammered ALOT. p.s. parts of this were worded just so I can see who is first to put part of this in the homersexual ubertones thread. Quoted post [/b] This is hilarious I think the same exact shit.. alcohol and penicillin are the two greatest inventions ever.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 I blame what a fat ass 4-17 year old I was on my mother for feeding me cheese food filled hotdogs as a tyke. That shit is disgusting. No wonder Im a vegetarian now, Im fuckin traumatized. (ps, okay they were good though.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 The only thing better than hotdogs is vienna sausages. Pork chicken and beef in one meat stick? Thats insane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted July 1, 2005 Author Share Posted July 1, 2005 bleh, i don't really like those things, they're covered in slime, and the texture is unpleasent. most hot dogs have those three ingredients too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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