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self service convenience store dogs? what kind of peasant ass 7-11 you going to? enjoy your double sneeze-dog

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yes....the great debate over the healthy and sanitary content of hotdogs...

 

however, i was all about this shit when i was little. sounds good now. dont forget the nacho cheese and chilly, motherfucker.

 

i got some nachos from the gas station last summer and was eating them while i was in line to pay. even the fat sweaty old guy behind me was laughing at me. he thought id finish them before i got up to the front. cant have no soggy nachos now...fat guys should know these things.

 

ps i love food.

 

 

 

*most importantly, i like the tip.

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we used to fill up the big slurpee cups with candy and then fill it with slurpee.

 

sugar addicted criminals at the age of 14.

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Originally posted by rental@Jun 29 2005, 11:55 PM

icant have no soggy nachos now...fat guys should know these things.

 

ps i love food.

 

 

 

*most importantly, i like the tip.

 

 

hahaha

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Originally posted by GnomeToys@Jun 29 2005, 11:35 PM

The tip of the minute glistens.

 

hahaha. it also spurts cheese sauce from the hot dog urethra. mmm the cheese ones are the best.

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i prefer my dogs fried, like they do at fish and chip shops.

 

more fat, more flavour.

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I find it strange when walking into a convience store during the day, starring at the food thinking "that shit is rank, id never touch that"

 

Then walking back into one at 3am, drunk, and thinking "that shit looks awsome, ill take one thanks"

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Originally posted by dumy+Jun 30 2005, 05:16 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (dumy - Jun 30 2005, 05:16 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-rental@Jun 29 2005, 11:55 PM

icant have no soggy nachos now...fat guys should know these things.

 

ps  i love food.

 

 

 

*most importantly, i like the tip.

 

 

hahaha

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IF WASNT A GIRL THAT WOULD SO GO IN THE UNDERTONES THREAD...

 

 

 

 

holy drunken capslock batman!

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Originally posted by krie@Jun 30 2005, 04:21 AM

I find it strange when walking into a convience store during the day, starring at the food thinking "that shit is rank, id never touch that"

 

Then walking back into one at 3am, drunk, and thinking "that shit looks awsome, ill take one thanks"

 

 

no shit...but my rational is that if my blood stream has enough alcohol in it, it should kill off pretty much any infectious bacteria that could be in those weiners. Thats my cure for everything. if you get enough alcohol in you it will kill what ever is ailing you....got a cold? get hammered. Got parasites? get hammered and then in turn get them hammered and hope that you can out drink them...unwanted pregnancy?...get hammered ALOT.

 

 

 

p.s. parts of this were worded just so I can see who is first to put part of this in the homersexual ubertones thread.

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Originally posted by iquit@Jun 29 2005, 09:59 PM

we used to fill up the big slurpee cups with candy and then fill it with slurpee.

 

sugar addicted criminals at the age of 14.

 

ha ha my brother is 24 and still does this....

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Originally posted by krie@Jun 30 2005, 04:21 AM

I find it strange when walking into a convience store during the day, starring at the food thinking "that shit is rank, id never touch that"

 

Then walking back into one at 3am, drunk, and thinking "that shit looks awsome, ill take one thanks"

 

That's one of the reasons I quit drinking.

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Originally posted by Zack Morris+Jun 30 2005, 04:08 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Zack Morris - Jun 30 2005, 04:08 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-krie@Jun 30 2005, 04:21 AM

I find it strange when walking into a convience store during the day, starring at the food thinking "that shit is rank, id never touch that"

 

Then walking back into one at 3am, drunk, and thinking "that shit looks awsome, ill take one thanks"

 

 

no shit...but my rational is that if my blood stream has enough alcohol in it, it should kill off pretty much any infectious bacteria that could be in those weiners. Thats my cure for everything. if you get enough alcohol in you it will kill what ever is ailing you....got a cold? get hammered. Got parasites? get hammered and then in turn get them hammered and hope that you can out drink them...unwanted pregnancy?...get hammered ALOT.

 

 

 

p.s. parts of this were worded just so I can see who is first to put part of this in the homersexual ubertones thread.

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This is hilarious I think the same exact shit.. alcohol and penicillin are the two greatest inventions ever..

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I blame what a fat ass 4-17 year old I was on my mother for feeding me cheese food filled hotdogs as a tyke. That shit is disgusting. No wonder Im a vegetarian now, Im fuckin traumatized.

 

(ps, okay they were good though.)

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