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The first weekend of summer!


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Friday

  • got my paycheck
    sneak out of work early
    go to the dojo for some sparring
    go feed a friends cats, little bastards!
    try to remain mostly sober

Saturday

  • arrange for a rental car
    do some shopping for the new pad
    do some extreme hammock and get more flicks
    try to get some sun
    try to remain mostly sober

Sunday

  • meet up with my web guy for the site
    generally just chill and enjoy these:
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friday

-drive parents to the airport

-stop by the liquor store at 10 in the morning

-chill around the house

-girlfriend gets back in town, see her

 

saturday

-girlfriend

-alcohol

-awesome

 

sunday

-be lazy, play video games, watch tv

-pick parents up from airport

-continue being lazy

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Frrrday:

 

finish work

i smoke, i drank

go out? lavilla is thick on fridays

 

Saturday:

 

a little work

buy a dvd player for my dad

buy a new tv for me

smoke/drank pt. 2

 

Sunday:

 

chill

mow lawn, get sunstroke

maybe buy this puppy?

go to shooting range, bust an automatic glock a couple times.

 

 

p.s. that beer looks kinda good, even though i only drink liquor.

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Fri:

bank

start brainstorm for new client

gym

krump movie

something not well thought out

 

 

Sat:

gym

drinking bus ride to SOX vs CUBS game

drinking and malarky in the parking lot

drinking and malarky in the park

secretly laugh at all dedicated sport fans

drinking bus ride home

I'm going to be real tired and horny after all that so I'm going to try my absolute

hardest to end the day with a blowjob but I'm not going to get my hopes up

 

Sun:

belated fathers day action

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Today: Present campaign for a new vehicle launch to the president of Mazda Puerto Rico. Eat lobster-stuffed mofongo afterwards. Then A) get wasted, B) pass out, or C) all of the above. Whatever to ride out the residual stress.

 

Tomorrow: Some car stuff I need to fix. Help a friend set up a home theater. Relax poolside with beer. Gatti/Mayweather fight.

 

Sunday: Video games, book, and hammock.

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friedeggs:

 

hungthefuckoveroner

watching south park projected on the wall at work,

waiting for dominos pizza.. where the fuck are they?

go home

burn plants and stick them in my lungs

possibly waste the evening on my couch..hopefully

 

satonme:

motherfucking BASH at my sisters/brother-in-law's.

 

all night long..

 

 

 

 

 

 

all night..

 

 

gunday:

 

hungover..im psychic

brothers high school graduation..

amazing food..

sleeperhold

 

bonus:

 

 

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friday- going to the mall then having sex with all your moms all night

 

saturday- playin basketball w/ my friends, going mini golfin and drivin range then having sex with your moms all fuckin night

 

sunday- having sex with your moms all fuckin day and night a.k.a i dont know yet

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friday:

*consider not going to class

*get up put on clothes from last night

*drive to class

*come back between classes

*retape my handlebars

*take a tug on the bowl

*ride back to class

*watch movie on chicago history

*get back from class make ramen

*watch some tv, listen to some tunes

*type this stuff

*tonight, prolly ride around with paint

*yards?

*hookah bar if friends are around?

 

Saturday is a long way away

Sunday is even moreso

 

next weekend though, i got that planned out.

class thursday, turn in descartes philosophy exam, go back home

friday (canada day), sleep in, pick up the girl, ride bicycles, paint, swim in pool

saturday, sleep in, pick up the girl, ride bicycles, swim in pool, ride bicycles, paint

sunday, sleep in, paint, pick up the girl, swim, ride bicycles

monday (the fourth), wake up at the asscrack of dawn, get dressed in winter clothes,

go to independence day parade, loose a coupla pounds doing summersnowmen

(http://www.summersnowmen.com for more info, we won best in show the past four years),

come back, swim, barbeque, ride bikes, smoke bowls, look at graffiti from past three days

 

so there ya have it.

sorry if i have wasted your time.

one love.

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friday:

work from midnight til god knows what ungodly hour of the morning dealing with stupid drunken fucktards.

 

saturday:

early afternoon freight train session

put off mowing my yard again

go to work at 5 get off at midnight and walk across the street to my friends berfday party.

drink, smoke, dance, eat, and hopefully fuck and all in that order.

 

sunday:

maybe today I will get off my lazy ass and mow the lawn to shut up the neighbors....but I doubt it.

sleep

maybe paint some more

go to a friends house for sunday night movie night with "la familia"

bounce out after the movie and maybe head to a chill bar for a few drinks and then a drunken stumble home.

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Flyday:

Gym'd out

Slept

Possibly party at Ethreadz with the famalam

 

SaturnIonCoupeday:

random assortments of pool, hottubs, girls, and PRECIOUS GRAFFITI HARDCORE LIFESTYLE!

 

Sunnydispositionday:

see above.

 

Bonusz:

 

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Friday

 

- Payday!

- Weed pulling

- Dry walling

 

Saturday

 

- Pick up copious amounts of alcohol for camping trip.

- Head out to the sticks with girlfriend and friends

- Drinking

- Barbecue

- Drinking

- Drink-induced debauchery

- More drinking

- Tent sex!

 

Sunday

 

- Recover

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I ended up loosing my voice at the Argos home opener.

 

The ref was making so many bad calls against the argos and for BC,

so I kept yelling 'Go back to BC you hippy!'

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I ended up finishing up my weekend last night by getting liquored and going skinny dipping with three kickball hotties. I heart athletic women.

 

voice. intact.

 

oh yeah, I almost forgot. I had the opportunity to talk to Ron Jeremy, but I passed. I mean really....what was I going to say? Hey, love your work, nice talking to you?

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