Jump to content
Search In
  • More options...
Find results that contain...
Find results in...
Sign in to follow this  
imported_YEAHMANWORD

I'm a fuckin retard

Recommended Posts

What'd I do this week?

 

I fuckin signed up for bartending school.

 

Bailed on a date with wifey.

 

Got so drunk I had to leave the bar at 11:45.

 

Blew away $115 on Party Poker last night.

 

Strong-armed some asshole.

 

Swam out to a nice sand bar...with a nice fuckin load on.

 

 

I am the toughest person there is.

 

 

 

Is anyone else sick of going on dates at the seaport?

 

I fuckin am.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
Originally posted by YEAHMANWORD@Jun 24 2005, 12:31 AM

What'd I do this week?

 

I fuckin signed up for bartending school.

 

Bailed on a date with wifey.

 

Got so drunk I had to leave the bar at 11:45.

 

Blew away $115 on Party Poker last night.

 

Strong-armed some asshole.

 

Swam out to a nice sand bar...with a nice fuckin load on.

 

 

I am the toughest person there is.

 

 

 

Is anyone else sick of going on dates at the seaport?

 

I fuckin am.

 

 

I seriously am a huge dickhead.

 

 

Like, I'm too fuckin lazy to drive in the rain?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

HERE IS ME WITH MY DICK OUT.

 

Yeah, that is the sort of classy act that I am.

 

 

Today I had my toes in the sand and my prick in my hand.

 

I miss wifey. She interns in Seacaucus, NJ now.

 

 

ok that was a little much.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

hey I hope you guys aren't annoyed by my antics right now.

 

I'm drunk and I just feel like venting.

 

Does that make me a bad guy?

 

I hope not.

 

If I'm coming off as a prick then I'm sorry.

 

I had a nice talk today with some strangers. I love you all.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

This was over in Portugal.

 

I swam out to this awesome sandbar today and me and the lifegaurd were chatting about Brazil. Quite disappointed the Rio trip got scrapped. It's all love though baby.

 

 

PICT0076.sized.jpg

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

yeah...drink some water, throw up, and go to bed. well, depending on how drunk you are. most important part is going to bed. and not drunk dialing...man. dont touch the phone whatever you do. jesus.

 

but see, sometimes its like the phone wants you to drunk dial. like it got into your hands, and you dont even know how it got there. like you were about to pass out, and the phone jumped off the table, walked over to your bed and placed a long distance phone call before lying in your hand. suddenly youre on the phone with an ex an you dont know how it happened and dont know how to get out of it.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

bush league is slang for "novice" or "non-extraordinary"

 

However, I didn't mean it in a derogatory manner towards yourself.

 

 

I think you're nice and I'm gonna post a picture of me dedicated to you.

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

you have accomplished creating a thread about yourself, and replying to your own thread 90% of the way. thumbs up

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Register for a 12ozProphet forum account or sign in to comment

You need to be a forum member in order to comment. Forum accounts are separate from shop accounts.

Create an account

Register to become a 12ozProphet forum member.

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
Sign in to follow this  

×