Guest Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 I think those people don't actually get ass at all. unless it's their girlfriend and they just say 'some chick' to sound e-keul. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nozaki Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 dropped the V like 8 months ago in the very beginning of an 8 month relationship. we broke up and then i had sex with this slut, i guess because i was on the "rebound" or whatever. i actually really like the "slut", but half the reason i broke up with my girl was because she couldn't be honest about her past with me(she put on the good girl front the whole relationship, meanwhile i find out she fucked basically the whole city). so i wasn't trying to get into another relationship with a girl that had sex with over 50 dudes...i just can't respect that shit, and it's something i can't look past. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 *le e-keul*, even Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beelkaemoney Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 6 or 12... ;) tons of sloe neezy though.. :love2: there aint nothing better than that imo.... "swallow it..swallow it..thats right take it all..bitch i said take it all...ughhhhh!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by YEAHMANWORD@Jun 20 2005, 01:23 AM Kristen- my first Shannon - prom night Liz- one night stand Rachel- met her at disney world. nipple rings. Jenn #1 Sarah- nicest teats Kendal- nicest eyes Christina- current girlfriend Michelle- her mom walked into her room at 8 am with my naked ass in her daughter's bed. Pamela- regret this one Jenn #2 Quoted post this deserves a golf clap..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beelkaemoney Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by boogie hands+Jun 20 2005, 12:21 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (boogie hands - Jun 20 2005, 12:21 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-YEAHMANWORD@Jun 20 2005, 01:23 AM Kristen- my first Shannon - prom night Liz- one night stand Rachel- met her at disney world. nipple rings. Jenn #1 Sarah- nicest teats Kendal- nicest eyes Christina- current girlfriend Michelle- her mom walked into her room at 8 am with my naked ass in her daughter's bed. Pamela- regret this one Jenn #2 Quoted post this deserves a golf clap..... Quoted post [/b] i'll second that..shhhh quiet in the galley please!!! :spin: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lameassnigga Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 lets just say i can't count them with my fingers and toes. although i regret fuckin that bitch that blead all over me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 3. i'm such a pimp i know... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISE Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 13. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubsface Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Somewhere btwn 5-29.6555555555555555555555555555. And I can remember all of their names, and give a lil background info on each. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleNerple Posted June 20, 2005 Author Share Posted June 20, 2005 my girlfriend found my list and was appalled... shit.. not a good move, had to destroy it.. she wondered why her name wasn't the last one added... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gutterpunk Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 5 homies. i ain't no whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theGOON Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 10. without the zero... i'm new to this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 Originally posted by PurpleNerple@Jun 20 2005, 06:10 PM my girlfriend found my list and was appalled... shit.. not a good move, had to destroy it.. she wondered why her name wasn't the last one added... Quoted post wait, you guys actually have lists of girls you sexed? is that just a cooler way of saying you have a journal? because, like, that's el homo. mack // 60% of the time, it works every time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ERIZENO Posted June 20, 2005 Share Posted June 20, 2005 7 OR 8 .. dont recall right now ... Its been 3 in the past 10 years so before that is getting foggy. this is a silly subject, havent been asked that in a long time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vptonbing Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by nozaki@Jun 20 2005, 04:09 PM dropped the V like 8 months ago in the very beginning of an 8 month relationship. we broke up and then i had sex with this slut, i guess because i was on the "rebound" or whatever. i actually really like the "slut", but half the reason i broke up with my girl was because she couldn't be honest about her past with me(she put on the good girl front the whole relationship, meanwhile i find out she fucked basically the whole city). so i wasn't trying to get into another relationship with a girl that had sex with over 50 dudes...i just can't respect that shit, and it's something i can't look past. Quoted post man, this bitch I know pulled somethin similiar. Acting all good but I know about her past! I fuckin hate dishonesty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bigdork Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 24, 11 last year, 5 this year, and about 6 no sex just dome. And you dont need alot of money, cars or any of that bullshit to get laid. You need to take care of yourself, be funny, interesting, have a balance of cockyness and sensitivity, somewhat intelligent and well rounded and lie a little. Women want sex just as much as men, its not that hard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 wait so, you didnt have sex til you were 22? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 15 ish. not a lot for 27 years of age. one of them was a horrible mutant. really bad. but it happened in cancun. it's funny that i can't remember all of the good ones. but that one i will surely never forget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleNerple Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe+Jun 20 2005, 06:31 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mackfatsoe - Jun 20 2005, 06:31 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-PurpleNerple@Jun 20 2005, 06:10 PM my girlfriend found my list and was appalled... shit.. not a good move, had to destroy it.. she wondered why her name wasn't the last one added... Quoted post wait, you guys actually have lists of girls you sexed? is that just a cooler way of saying you have a journal? because, like, that's el homo. mack // 60% of the time, it works every time Quoted post [/b] It is def not cool to have a list, I admit. But...not bragging... when I started to near 50, I couldn't remember them. I sat down one day and listed all of them. Not everyone was complete. Some were listed as "girl in club with big tits." Then it just became easier. With each new notch in the belt, i just wrote it down. My girl had no clue the scale of girls... AND SHE KNEW AT LEAST HALF OF THEM... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleNerple Posted June 21, 2005 Author Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe+Jun 20 2005, 06:31 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (mackfatsoe - Jun 20 2005, 06:31 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-PurpleNerple@Jun 20 2005, 06:10 PM my girlfriend found my list and was appalled... shit.. not a good move, had to destroy it.. she wondered why her name wasn't the last one added... Quoted post wait, you guys actually have lists of girls you sexed? is that just a cooler way of saying you have a journal? because, like, that's el homo. mack // 60% of the time, it works every time Quoted post [/b] It is def not cool to have a list, I admit. But...not bragging... when I started to near 50, I couldn't remember them. I sat down one day and listed all of them. Not everyone was complete. Some were listed as "girl in club with big tits." Then it just became easier. With each new notch in the belt, i just wrote it down. My girl had no clue the scale of girls... AND SHE KNEW AT LEAST HALF OF THEM... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JambaJuice Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 I gave a lesbian a body massage once that led to having sex...with her! 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 i dont get why some of yall with the tall numbers cant just tell your girl the truth. i mean, shit. id want to know for my healths sake at least. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
synaps Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 well over double my age Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duh-rye-won Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 i just remembered a funny story about a one night stand. i was in a marketing class with one of my good friends at FIT. this dude, Dave. Dave was funny as FUCK. just one of those kids that makes ordinary things funny. like how dave chappelle is just funny when he's not even really trying to be funny. just the words he uses and his mannerisms. so we're in a marketing class and the teacher is talking about the difference between a monopoly and an oligopoly. (i definitely do not remember the diference) so Dave says to me in class, "dude, an oligopoly sounds like some disgusting STD!" it was funny, we both had a good laugh. about a month later i hooked up with this girl at school, drunken dorm room sex with no condom. oops. literally did not remember the girls name in the morning. no exaggeration. didnt know the name. so later that day i told my friend dave about. i said, "dave, i slept with some random bar slut last night and i raw dogged it and i dont even know her name" so he says, "yo i hope you didn't get an oligopoly!" it was funny, because it was totally random, like a month after he had said it the first time. and from then on, we referred to that chick as "oligopoly". i even kinda became friends with her later on and she even asked why we called her oligopoly. needless to say i made up some terrible excuse that she didnt believe but didn't really care. ahhhhhhh.... college. i guess that isnt such a funny story. but its a fond memory i have of the days when i was rapidly increasing my magic number at a staggering rate. oh well. who here has upped there # by 2 in one night??? i havent really. i upped it by 2 within 24 hours, but it wasn't at the same time. :( if you havent noticed i miss being single and i'm reliving my good times by writing this. ok i'll stop now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 ^There is no way that story didn't end up with you contracting some disease Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saraday Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by synaps@Jun 21 2005, 03:51 AM well over double my age Quoted post MANWHORE..... :p Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SouthSide514 Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by Seldoon@Jun 18 2005, 02:44 PM you be suprised how much pussy a nigga get based on dress code and attitude alone. add a whip on chrome, a chain/chunk/timepiece combo and baby it's on, pussy for days. Quoted post i wish it was that easy.. i havent fucked anyone yet.. but gimme some credit, im pimpin girls at 13 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by iquit@Jun 21 2005, 06:28 AM who here has upped there # by 2 in one night??? I did that one in a matter of minutes, if you catch my drift. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 21, 2005 Share Posted June 21, 2005 Originally posted by Seldoon@Jun 18 2005, 02:44 PM you be suprised how much pussy a nigga get based on dress code and attitude alone. add a whip on chrome, a chain/chunk/timepiece combo and baby it's on, pussy for days. more like this: put on some dress pants, get your hair cut, wear adult shoes and aim for a girl a few years old than you. Getting ghetto fab doesn't work on women, just girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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