CamAlmighty Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft@Jun 18 2005, 09:11 PM thats what happenes when your battleship mouth takes over your row boat ass... Quoted post Fucking Mehicans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i11igul Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 looked like ese was too busy pulling up his pants to put up any sort of fight... :rolleyes: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villain Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 Soon as he went into that stance I knew he wasn't joking. That was perfectly executed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted June 18, 2005 Share Posted June 18, 2005 I also wanted to add, after watching this video a second time, i thought id try out this stance if i ever got into a fight just to see the reaction of people watching, im pretty sure its be funny and since im in the city, if i win the fight people may throw me spare change. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MEROJUANA Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 THIS SHIT IS ACTUALLY MAD FUNNY. BUT ON SOME REAL SHIT, I DONE FOUGHT MEXICAN NIGGAS...THEM NIGGAS KEEP JUMPIN BACK UP EVERY TIME YOU LAY EM DOWN, UNTIL YOU SMASH THEM OVER THE HEAD WITH SOME SHIT. IM PRETTY SURE PABLO GOT UP AFTER THAT JUDO CHOP AND STARTED WINDMILLIN AND SCREAMING GANG SETS. BUT WHITEBOY PUT IT ON HIM WITH THAT ONE SWING. DRUGGED THE NIGGA, EARLY MERO. ALYSSA ALANNA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Yo, I busted up laughing hard as hell as soon as dude got in that kung-fu stance. I'm sorry, but unless you're a top notch black-belt that has experience with it, that shit ain't gonna work. Most cats just throw punches and grapple with you. Only reason he knocked the beaner down is because he was a lightweight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Originally posted by someone@Jun 18 2005, 11:53 AM that was great dude looked like a fag when he jumped into his stance and flailing his arms around but dude smashed that other kids life Quoted post Yeah he did look kinda queer when he jumped into that stance. Dude just took a few kung-fu lessons and that was it. Because when it came to fighting, he just flailed like a girl and one of those punches happened to hit Joker/Looney/Scrappy/Casper/Cartoon. The white dude was bigger than the Mexican and that's all it was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Yo, I think I found the white guy's page on myspace: http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...=20050618170115 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 haha. i really thought he was full of shit with that whacky stance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Originally posted by mackfatsoe@Jun 18 2005, 05:47 PM haha. i really thought he was full of shit with that whacky stance. Quoted post He was. That's why when it was time to fight he just flailed like a girl and got a lucky punch, and knocked Joker down because he wasn't shit either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Originally posted by Theo Huxtable+Jun 18 2005, 08:17 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Theo Huxtable - Jun 18 2005, 08:17 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-someone@Jun 18 2005, 11:53 AM that was great dude looked like a fag when he jumped into his stance and flailing his arms around but dude smashed that other kids life Quoted post Yeah he did look kinda queer when he jumped into that stance. Dude just took a few kung-fu lessons and that was it. Because when it came to fighting, he just flailed like a girl and one of those punches happened to hit Joker/Looney/Scrappy/Casper/Cartoon. The white dude was bigger than the Mexican and that's all it was. Quoted post [/b] man, what the hell are you talking about. The spanish cat was the one flailing his arms around like a bitch. The white dude was obviously moving with his swings to avoid being hit, and threw 1 single punch which clocked the shit out of dude. Watch it again. 1 punch, 1 knockdown. edit: unless of course he was trying to uppercut something invisible above him, i don't think those arm movements of his were attempts at punches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrJackDaniels Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 haha thats not a fight. i count one small slap to the face, then a lucky punch with a lot of gay dancing around. wheres the bottle to the head? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theo Huxtable Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Originally posted by Seldoon+Jun 18 2005, 06:03 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Seldoon - Jun 18 2005, 06:03 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Theo Huxtable@Jun 18 2005, 08:17 PM <!--QuoteBegin-someone@Jun 18 2005, 11:53 AM that was great dude looked like a fag when he jumped into his stance and flailing his arms around but dude smashed that other kids life Quoted post Yeah he did look kinda queer when he jumped into that stance. Dude just took a few kung-fu lessons and that was it. Because when it came to fighting, he just flailed like a girl and one of those punches happened to hit Joker/Looney/Scrappy/Casper/Cartoon. The white dude was bigger than the Mexican and that's all it was. Quoted post man, what the hell are you talking about. The spanish cat was the one flailing his arms around like a bitch. The white dude was obviously moving with his swings to avoid being hit, and threw 1 single punch which clocked the shit out of dude. Watch it again. 1 punch, 1 knockdown. edit: unless of course he was trying to uppercut something invisible above him, i don't think those arm movements of his were attempts at punches. Quoted post [/b] Both of them were flailing their arms around like a bitch. Point is that he did that gay stance because he watched a few kung-fu movies and thought it was cool. But he didn't even use any kung-fu when the punches started. I would've hit him dead in the jaw soon as he did that gay stance. This is the real world, not Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PurpleNerple Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 that was amazing, I must say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Suicide Bomber Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 HHHHAAAIIIIIIIYAAAA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 did he have shoes on? hahahaha this shit is glorious. Favorites Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 TIGER-UPPERCUT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oneeightyone Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 HA-DO-KEN!! oh and the always favorite. YOGA FIRE!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Originally posted by Theo Huxtable@Jun 19 2005, 01:48 AM Point is that he did that gay stance because he watched a few kung-fu movies and thought it was cool. Quoted post i doubt this super hard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubya Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Mexican guy was all talk, he was lanky and didnt know how to fight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 ARGH the movies not working Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 You guys are just hating because finally, for once, on this goddamn board, we finally see a white guy come out on top. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dead sentiment Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 meh... too much dancing around. i was expecting some sort of actual street brawl. the kung-fu stance is fucking hilarious, and totally unnecessary, regardless of what types of moves you're gonna bring out in a fight, which makes it THAT much better. Theo Huxtable is right, that was definitely a lucky punch. The mexican kid couldn't fight either, he left his grill wide open the whole time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Originally posted by Theo Huxtable+Jun 19 2005, 01:48 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Theo Huxtable - Jun 19 2005, 01:48 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'> Originally posted by Seldoon@Jun 18 2005, 06:03 PM Originally posted by Theo Huxtable@Jun 18 2005, 08:17 PM <!--QuoteBegin-someone@Jun 18 2005, 11:53 AM that was great dude looked like a fag when he jumped into his stance and flailing his arms around but dude smashed that other kids life Quoted post Yeah he did look kinda queer when he jumped into that stance. Dude just took a few kung-fu lessons and that was it. Because when it came to fighting, he just flailed like a girl and one of those punches happened to hit Joker/Looney/Scrappy/Casper/Cartoon. The white dude was bigger than the Mexican and that's all it was. Quoted post man, what the hell are you talking about. The spanish cat was the one flailing his arms around like a bitch. The white dude was obviously moving with his swings to avoid being hit, and threw 1 single punch which clocked the shit out of dude. Watch it again. 1 punch, 1 knockdown. edit: unless of course he was trying to uppercut something invisible above him, i don't think those arm movements of his were attempts at punches. Quoted post Both of them were flailing their arms around like a bitch. Point is that he did that gay stance because he watched a few kung-fu movies and thought it was cool. But he didn't even use any kung-fu when the punches started. I would've hit him dead in the jaw soon as he did that gay stance. This is the real world, not Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon. Quoted post [/b] if you watch carefully you'll see the white guy doesnt flail his arms trying to throw punches, he's just avoiding getting hit without tying his arms in defense... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Originally posted by dead sentiment@Jun 19 2005, 07:15 AM The mexican kid couldn't fight either, he left his grill wide open the whole time. Quoted post the mexican was an utter spastic...and he was a bitch ...never had a snowflake's chance in hell Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 sloppiest fucking "kung fu" Ive ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poes Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 yeh man, a traditional kungfu stance like that in a real fight doesnt work. the other dude just flailed his arms around like a bitch and the white boy who was a lot bigger than him caught with a single weak punch and thats it. Everyones going on like hes a ninja. real men do choke slams: http://www.bullshido.net/modules.php?name=...linkinfo&id=117 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2 blaazed Posted June 19, 2005 Author Share Posted June 19, 2005 Let me tell yall something straight up, i dont care if you take a million boxing or karate lessons, when you in the street and that beef is right in your face and ready to bang out, if you aint got the heart, all that bullshit you learned is good for nothing, its all about the heart, ive seen niggas who were golden glove boxing champions in the ring, come outside and when niggas want to pop off , they turn straight bitch and get there heads kicked in, its not about what you know, its about whats inside of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 thanks, thug ass captain planet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted June 19, 2005 Share Posted June 19, 2005 Originally posted by LENS@Jun 19 2005, 05:54 AM You guys are just hating because finally, for once, on this goddamn board, we finally see a white guy come out on top. Quoted post White guys never come out on top? Does the name George Bush mean anything to do? Hahah Jokes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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