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FunktionOne

Quoting my dumb roomate

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Everyday my roomate speaks the most amazing jewels of retarded nonsesne, I think today had to be a winner when he said "Yo, remember that one girl I fucked about...umm..three weeks ago, yeah dude....and I didn't even have to pay!"

 

So yeah I know your roomates said worse, right?

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i like it when they tell you that they've used or ate something of yours AFTER they already did it.

 

then they say "hope you don't mind"

 

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i've never had a roomate, but i've been to friends' places that had roomates that do that.

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Today my roomate, got pissed off because he couldn't figure out how to work a dvd burner...he starts screaming at the top of his lungs about how "technology is too complicated" I notice this as I'm running late to work and scrambling to pay rent..I say "hey things could be worse" he says "you just don't understand my life is drama" <----this coming from my roomate who doesn't work at all, gets drunk at the bar all day and night and gets a check sent to his door every month..give me a fucking break...

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Originally posted by slave_one@Jun 13 2005, 11:50 PM

i like it when they tell you that they've used or ate something of yours AFTER they already did it.

 

then they say "hope you don't mind"

 

yeah, that's always a favorite. Right now my roomates drunk, trying to argue with me like a mad women.

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Originally posted by Mr. Horse@Jun 13 2005, 07:52 PM

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"No sir, I don't like it."

 

 

holy shit thats a flashback

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Most of my roommates just got drunk a lot. One of them would constantly go on about how he's "the devil" among other ridiculous statements that he used to try to get people to think he was troubled. He's the one that ripped us off for almost 2000 dollars.

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Originally posted by GREENOJOS@Jun 13 2005, 08:24 PM

you lame mother fucker (thread poster) go jump off a plane with no parachute.

 

right. so who won?

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I have a friend who says amazingly funny yet terribly stupid things:

 

He calls me up one night and is like

 

"Yo have you seen the news? 2 planes just crashed into each other"

 

He was refering to the 911 tragedies.

 

Or just the other day:

 

"This is bullshit, everyones all talkative and happy, then as soon as we get into the library everyone goes quiet"

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"This is bullshit, everyones all talkative and happy, then as soon as we get into the library everyone goes quiet"

 

That's good, right now my roomates telling girls how much they make him blush on adultfriendfinder.com (adultfriendfinder.com = myspace's raunchy cousin)

 

 

 

 

 

ohhh... and don't be concerned about my 487 or something posts, I tremble in your mad crazy 12oz status...truly amazing

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I was watching a movie one night, when my idiot roommate comes out of her room and says, 'Is this that one movie?' And of course I replied, 'No, its the other one.'

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I don't know about roommates but I have some friends that say some pretty monumentally stupid shit. I'm talking the type of comments that are so short-sighted and dufus-like that even as their friend you feel bad pointing out just how retarded they sound.

 

One of my boy's more recent tangents to go off on when he's faded is how 'if we all put our heads together we could easily pull $100,000 in a year and turn our lives around! Think about it, it could happen!'. Then we break it down to him that there's millions of people out there who actually have their shit together that've been trying their entire lives to pull 100Gs in a year that can't even pull it off; let alone a group of self-destructive slackers. To which he replies 'Yeah, but if you really think about it....'

 

Yeah, if you really think about it... you're really fucking stupid for even thinking about it.

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that last one reminds me of something a friend once said:

 

7 out of 10 immigrants (legal) in the US are millionaires.

 

and 3 of 10 natural born US citizens are millionaires also.

 

this kid is so out of touch. and he swore up and down this was a fact.

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