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31 very bad masturbation ideas

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Originally posted by deterrent@Jun 7 2005, 12:49 PM

Ever lube up your hand and thrust yourself into it?

 

It's nice.

 

if, by 'yourself' you mean a dead cat, the answer is yes.

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I don't ever want my dick to bleed.

 

That melon idea sounds aiiight, just cus it would sound like a real silky puss

 

I had an issue of big brother that discribe a mason jar packed with warm lunch meats and mayo.

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where's the 31 very GOOD masturbation ideas? that might be a little bit more useful if you know what i mean

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this thread is vile and disturbing, but it's kind of intresting seeing the depths that people will sink to try and get off. I may run a google search to see if I can uncover some more oddities.

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Originally posted by YEN@Jun 7 2005, 01:54 PM

I may run a google search to see if I can uncover some more oddities.

 

add keyword 'japan'

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Originally posted by <KEY3>+Jun 7 2005, 02:13 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (<KEY3> - Jun 7 2005, 02:13 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-YEN@Jun 7 2005, 01:54 PM

I may run a google search to see if I can uncover some more oddities.

 

add keyword 'japan'

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the japanese love tentacle rape.

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anyone stupid enough to put hot sauce on his dick or a pen in his ass absolutely deserves all the pain and embarassment that follow.

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the subject realized the vacuum (caused by not having an outlet for air and cantaloupe particles) was proving to create a bothersome noise

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On 6/7/2005 at 5:18 AM, casekonly said:

 

 

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With shampoo

 

During my first semester at college I found that I had a lot of time to masturbate. One night I decided to masturbate, so I put some porn in the DVD player and tried to find some lotion to use as lube. I couldn't find any, so I figured that I could use some shampoo. While I was whacking off it felt really good! The shampoo had a tingling sensation on my cock. Unfortunately, I did not know that the shampoo dries your skin out. My cock's skin got really tight and started to crack, much like chapped lips. It hurt like hell as the skin fell off my cock to reveal new pink skin underneath. I'm fine now, but I always make sure I have some KY on hand!

 

 

So this happened to me when I was 14 or 15. At this point in my life I was probably jacking off 5 times a day on the low end.

 

Anyways, I beat off with shampoo and soaps all the time, no big deal. Once in a while a stinging in the pee hole, but short lived so it was worth it.

 

One time, however, I just finished and for some reason didn't have the option to rinse off, so I just shoved it back in my pants and didn't think about it. I don't remember the time frame, but the next time I started to get hard I felt crazy fucking pain. At 15 I would get instantly rock hard at the sight of a bra strap, I'm sure you guys remember those days. Anyhow, I run to the bathroom and check it out to find my dick looks like  a fucking burn victim with skin just peeling off in huge pieces, with the cracks between the peeling pieces looking like rug-burned flesh--visible veins and blood dots all over. I was obviously freaked the fuck out, but who the fuck do you tell about that shit? So for the next several days I babied my dick, tried to avoid my pilfered Victoria's Secret Catalogs, and eventually it healed and I went back to my old ways of jacking off with handsoap, but never, ever did I again not rinse afterwards.  

 

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