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That'll be 300 dollars!

Cletus: I dont think so, you see I got 300 coupons.

Marge: hmmm, I should of set limit one per customer.

Cletus: Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!

HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!

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Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Jun 3 2005, 08:02 PM

That'll be 300 dollars!

Cletus: I dont think so, you see I got 300 coupons.

Marge: hmmm, I should of set limit one per customer.

Cletus: Shoulda but didn't. Ok, now hand them over!

HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! CMON!

Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dillan, Dermit, Jordan, Tailor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumor, Skyle, Cassidy, Zoe, Cloe, Max, Hunter, Kendel, Katelyn, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Kira, Ean, Lauren, Kubert, Phil!

 

 

:haha: :haha: THEY MAXED OUT ON PRETZELS

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Frink: ...and these (handing books to Homer) should give you the grounding you'll need in thermodynamics, hypermathematics and of course microcalifragalistics.

Homer: Er, look, I just want to know how to invent things.

Frink: All you have to do is think of things which people need but which don't exist yet.

Homer: You mean like an electric blanket-mobile?

Frink: Www oh well, possibly. Or you could take something that already exists and find a new use for it, like...

Homer: Hamburger earmuffs.

Frink: Mmm well, I suppose that would qualify.

Homer: Thanks sucker. (Homer throws the books and runs off)

Frink: Weh, uh, alright just stay calm Frinky. These babies will be in the stores while he's still grappling with the pickle matrix bhay-gn-flay-vn.

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Milhouse: We started out like Romeo and Juliet, but it ended up in tragedy.

 

Milhouse: What kind of sprinkler do you perfer Bart, the kind that goes like this (while waving arms over head) whoosh, whoosh. Or the kind that goes like this (while turning head) pabapabapabapa-pssssh. Oh, and there's this kind (while waving arms and turning head) psssh-psssh-psssh.

 

I'm not a nerd, Bart. Nerds are smart.

 

 

 

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YOU GUYS DONT KNOW WHERE ITS AT

 

Lunch Lady Doris: More testicles mean more iron

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College girl: She's worse than that 80 year old who pretended to be a freshman.

Hans Moleman: I just wanted a place to sit down...

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Wiggum: Put out an APB on a Uosdwis R. Dewoh. Uh, better start with Greektown.

Friday: That's "Homer J. Simpson", Chief. You're reading it upside down.

Wiggum: Uh, cancel that APB. But, uh, bring back some of them, uh, gyros.

Friday: Uh, Chief? You're talking into your wallet.

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