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The Simpsons... who takes the cake?

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CBG: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote

unquote, Ultimate Belt.

Storekeeper: I see, do you have a receipt, quote unquote,

sir?

CBG: I do not have a receipt, I won it as a door

prize at the Star Trek convention, although

I find their choice of prize highly illogical

as the average Trekker has no use for a

medium-sized belt.

Storekeeper: Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You

must be a devil with the ladies.

CBG: Hey, I... Huh... Tha... Oh...

Storekeeper: Gee, I hate to let you down Casanova, but uh, no

receipt, no return.

Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.

CBG: Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book

store, where I dispense the insults rather than

absorb them.

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crikey, how could i forget SNAKE!?!?!? he's definetly my fave.

 

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OH NOOOO, THE COPPPPPSSSS

 

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HEH, BYE BYE, DUDES

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hahaha... yeah the comic book guy isnt bad either hes got some classic quotes

 

heres one from Moe...

 

Moe: Hi, my name's Moe. Or as the ladies like to refer to me, 'hey you in the bushes'

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no doubt..... the Mr.Burns episodes are the best!

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"Ay, ay, ay! Es Homer Simpson. Me ha molestado! Oh!"

 

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Sea Captain: Yar, I'm running a school for lobsters, we practice tough love, daily chores etc.

Marge: We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school!

Sea captain: I understand, it can be hard to let go. Tell me this then ... (holds out hand)do ye have any spare change?

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Mayor Quimby!

 

not only does he do a bad kennedy accent,

but he's also sleeping with Miss Shelbyville.

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I have always thought if she weren't a cartoon, and she lived in Chicago, and we had a

romantic thing going on, her slice would taste like a gym sock filled with nickles.

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Originally posted by Dr. Dazzle@Jun 3 2005, 10:52 AM

Lenny and Carl.

 

lenny and carl are the only reason i ocasionally watch, they make that show...

 

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