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CBG: Yes, finally. I would like to return your quote

unquote, Ultimate Belt.

Storekeeper: I see, do you have a receipt, quote unquote,

sir?

CBG: I do not have a receipt, I won it as a door

prize at the Star Trek convention, although

I find their choice of prize highly illogical

as the average Trekker has no use for a

medium-sized belt.

Storekeeper: Whoa, whoa. A fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan. You

must be a devil with the ladies.

CBG: Hey, I... Huh... Tha... Oh...

Storekeeper: Gee, I hate to let you down Casanova, but uh, no

receipt, no return.

Bart: I'll give you four bucks for it.

CBG: Very well. I must hurry back to my comic book

store, where I dispense the insults rather than

absorb them.

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"Ay, ay, ay! Es Homer Simpson. Me ha molestado! Oh!"

 

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Sea Captain: Yar, I'm running a school for lobsters, we practice tough love, daily chores etc.

Marge: We're not sending the lobster to a snooty boarding school!

Sea captain: I understand, it can be hard to let go. Tell me this then ... (holds out hand)do ye have any spare change?

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