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Yes, the t-shirt with the red line acrosxs the chest exists. I saw it on some roller coaster making special. They showed how they make rides at magic moutain, why we like them and how I wanted to kick the shit out of the guy wearing the shirt.

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Matter Transporter

The Matter Transporter is an item that was

found in the Treehouse of Horror. It was one of

Frink's inventions up for grabs at a yard sale.

The asking price was $2, however Homer

bought it for 35¢. After the cat and dog went

in simultaneously (twice the pet and none of

the mess) Bart ended up going through with a

fly. However the outcome, as shown here, was

not as he expected

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Deathray

This prototype was brought to Abe Simpson

when Abe inherited $106,000 for further

funding. The Deathray, Frink was confident,

could destroy an area the size of New York

City. Unfortunately, Abe was interested in

helping people instead of science, so it never

went any further.

 

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Gamble-Tron 2000

Capable of calculation at MIPS speed, the

Gamble-Tron 2000 was designed to accurately

predict the outcome of sporting events, most

notably football. This behemoth box is scientifically

advanced, however the logic that was put into this

machine was less than perfect.. in the prediction

by Professor Frink on the Cincinnati vs. Miami game,

the outcome was "Cincinnati by 200 points!"

 

In the words of professor Frink, this invention as a

whole can be best described as a "worthless hunk

of junk."

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Chess-Master

This invention could make a wonderful

playmate once honed.. In an obvious

attempt to beat Big Blue (the chess

champion of the universe), Frink has

designed this: the Ultimate Chess

Machine. However, in somewhat

typical Frink fashion, there are still

some bugs to be worked out, as

evidenced in his yelling at the machine,

"Pawns can't move that way, you

stupid arm!"

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Yo Frink...i found more:

 

* Radio Controlled aeroplane for babies

* Robot bear

* Run-away house

* 77X42 super sour ball

* Flying Motorcycle

* Frinkahedron

* Frinkiac-7 Computer

* AT-5000 Auto-Dialler (Frink's first patent)

* Virtual Chilli

* Mood Pants

* Visible Computer (daaahh! the hard drive is crashing at an alarming speed!!)

* Radio-Source Finding Ear Trumpet

* Monsterometer

* Flipper-Finder

* Hoax-a-scope

* Frog Exaggerator

* Sarcasm Detector

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