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*2005 GRAFFITI MAGAZINE AWARDS*

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Vanilla:Welcome to the 2005 Graffiti Magazine Awards my name is Rob Van Winnkle AKA VANILLA ICE ICE BABY! Yeah lets get this shit started!

 

Whats black purple and yellow? Anybody anybody? A black person going to curch! Ha ha ha anyway one of our next presenters has a lot of black guys and the other one wishes he WAS a real black guy:

 

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Christina: Hey ha ha you know its really great to be here. How you doin' Gary?

 

Gary: Im doin great Christina you know you really have fucked a lot of black guys!

 

Christina: Ha ha yes yes I have and some of those black guys may have done graffiti who knows?

 

Gary: Certianly not you! For our first award the title is Best Artsy Fartsy Graff mag

 

Christina: And the award goes to:

 

FULL SPECTRUM ISSUE: 4!

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Vanilla: Ha ha ok ok so What does a coke head and a dirty pervert have in comman? I dont know either but lets ask our next presenters:

 

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Michael: Pretty lights......

 

Lindsay: um yeah graffiti.....um

 

Michael: mmmmmm lights

 

Lindsay: Um so our next award goes to best graffiti interview. This was a really tough one cause theres a lot of great interviews

 

the award goes to:

 

Beautiful Decay Issue A

 

Interview with Onorock

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Vanilla: Ok now for a short break

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Vanilla: And we are back with the 2005 Graffiti Magazine Awards

 

So we dont really have any more famous people cause no one really gives a fuck about graffiti so im just gonna give away the rest of the awards

 

Best Bombing in a magazine:

 

The Vapors

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Best Pieces in a magazine

 

Scribble Magazine

 

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Best Black and White Zine

 

Serious Biznass Mag

 

Most Disapointing Sell out:

 

While You Were Sleeping

 

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GAY!

 

Best Cover:

 

ITS A TIE!

 

Life Sucks Die 8

 

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and Life Sucks Die 6

 

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Worst Graffiti Magazine Death:

 

SCRIBBLE MAGAZINE

 

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Ok ok So here is our last award and most important

 

BEST OVERALL MAGAZINE

 

Now this was a really fucking hard one. Ive read and ive LOVED a lot of fucking graffiti magazines and anyone that knows graff mags knows that it really comes down to the three best magazines: While You Were Sleeping, Life Sucks Die, and Scribble magazine. All have great graffiti and the first two have great articles. Scribble however does not have great articles so they get droped. (hey got to have somethin to read on the shitter right?) WYWS doesnt have enough graff so the award goes TO LIFE SUCKS DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

YEAH YEAH ok thanks for viewing this years Graffiti Magazine awards. I know there will be a lot of haters out there and thats cool. Any magazine s that would like to except there awards by all means

 

UPS TO:

 

Dead in the Dirt

Short Cuts

Under Pressure

Show and PROVE!

Graphotism

Suburban Depression

Revolting Magazine

 

 

THANK YOU THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT!

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under pressure should get a BEST FOREIGN FILM err... MAGAZINE award.

 

 

(non-european foreign)

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Where's the euro-categories??

 

Booooooooh!

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Life Sucks Die wins? I'd give them an award for worst magazine ever, maybe.

 

Scribble?

 

My vote went towards Fat Cap, Magic Moments or Beautiful/Decay

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FOR EURO MAGS

 

 

BEST FLICKS - MAGIC MOMENTS

 

BEST ARTICLES - UP (UNDERGROUND PRODUCTIONS)

 

WOODEN SPOON - GRAPHOTISM

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Originally posted by oneeightyone@May 11 2005, 10:36 PM

Graphatism is good.

 

:hatred:

Bomb Alert is always a good one.

hold no hostage is apparntly pretty nice but i havent seen it yet

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are some of those even 05 mags????i have a more then a few of those also..Just bring back Can Control and Bigtime and i would be a happy man..

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fuck euro mags....buy american......clout is one of the best out there....

puzl interview is fresh

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Originally posted by Old Growth@May 11 2005, 09:49 PM

Life Sucks Die wins? I'd give them an award for worst magazine ever, maybe.

 

Scribble?

 

My vote went towards Fat Cap, Magic Moments or Beautiful/Decay

 

 

pssshhhhhhhhh......booooooooooooo

 

their sly use of homosexual undertones creeped you out...that's what!

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Originally posted by I-Patch-Clan@May 12 2005, 12:08 AM

are some of those even 05 mags????i have a more then a few of those also..Just bring back Can Control and Bigtime and i would be a happy man..

 

amen brotha!

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Originally posted by oneeightyone@May 11 2005, 06:36 PM

When would 12oz be put out again

 

 

have a look around..... akanyc.com

there's threads on it.

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